Anybody need a CASKET?

“Check out this Italian site;

www.cofanifunebri.it

1) click on "LA PRODUZIONE"

2) go down the page to "Cofani funebri e fascino"

3) click on the casket models...and enjoy.

There's also a Sexy Calendario...I don't think I need to explain this.”

“I always liked what the Italians called Prince Charles:

Il Tamponini!”

“that's a little creepy. ...and it makes me think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

“The day will come when I do need a casket, but not just yet, thanks!”

“does that couch come with a tombstone coffee table?”

“Memo to self: take quarters with you and get coffin with pay phone, just in case you're not quite dead yet.”

“save the quarters, just dial 911”

“Whoa.....VioLin brought my thread back to life. No pun intended.”

“IT'S ALIVE!


”

“okay... too creepy for me!

Next they're going to tell people to buy a hearse....”

“Or invest in burial plots now....for future use. Which actually is not a bad idea....since those plots are getting more expensive every year.”