I need the help of the GREAT VIOLIN

“I come to you in humility and ask a favor of you...I am in need of a way to get back at some friends for a practical joke that was played upon me.

As a way to even the score, I humbly beseach you to aid me in my revenge...could I please use one of your fun virus' to send to these hoodlums, and send their simple minds into oblivion...This would be a great favor, and I would be indebted to you.

I hope you will see it in your heart to aid me in this quest.”

“Answer now or go forever.

Would you rather play the violin or the shy instrument?”

“I'd rather play the violin.”

“lemme shoot some bottle rocket attum stiky! i can make a booby trtap, they'll never know what hitum!”

“If you feed 'prank programs' to your search engine, All Kinds of evil crap will be at your disposal.


And if he's The Great Whatever, now, we'll have to start calling him 'Strad' LOL

(sorry, I don't know how to spell 'Guarneri,' or 'Bergonzi,' or 'Guadagnini,'...)”

“hey did Elvis arrive?”

“ELVIS HAS ENTERED DA BUILDING! good pics dood!










how come my brand freekin new lithium batteries are all used up though???????”

“had to send them to Lizs...she needed them for something...don't know what...but she said it was important”

“had to send them to Lizs...she needed them for something...don't know what...but she said it was important”

“D.”

“Think it must have been a freakin' camera

not B.O.B.

only AmyG was real friendly with B.O.B.!!!”

“s-t-r-a-D

LOL”

“too freakin funny...”

“Ummmm, YA TILT...... think we all understood that!! Although, yes, it WASSSSSSSSSS CLOOOOOOOOOSE to being ever so confusing.

LMAO”

“Why does schizophrenia (no it doesn't) yes it does, (Who are you?) come to mind? :-0”

“lol stikmon, i thought i heard a strange buzzing sound”

“THE ACRONYM DATABASE
Search for: DARE among acronyms

Dictionary (of) American Regional English
Drug Abuse Resistance Education

O Well... it was worth a shot.



I knew you knew, Strat, <G>. I was just going with the flow...”

“That's funny... I don't hear any buzzing around here...”

“i'm guessing violin must be asleep, lol! a whole thread to him and he's not even on here yet....”

“But the great and magnamanous Violin will answer my plea and render assistance to this unworthy suplicant”

“The Great Violin...hmmmmm, would that be a bass fiddle? Mebbie you should aim your supplications toward the Great Pumpkin; it never worked for Charlie Brown, either.
Oh, well...”

“Typical TT thread,,,,this is the 22nd post to a thread addressed to Violin........

and not one of them by Violin....

;)”

“wait, i thought everyone was Violin!”

“Mail this thread to them. They'll go nuts trying to find any meaning.”

“he's speechless!”

“he's speechless!”

“Feel free to direct them to either:

http://violinbackpacker.tripod.com/homepage.html

or

http://violinbackpacker.tripod.com/newhomepage.html

http://www.lizardworks.com/pranks.html has some pretty good downloads. Tilt's search suggestion is good. You could also search for "computer pranks" or "fake virus".

If you really want to get even, why don't you trick them into deleting a critical file from Windows? It may be considered terrorism in some circles but who cares, right?”

“somebody got me with that one way back when i first started this whole web thing, , violin. its was funny.......kinda.....if it happened to someone else it would be anyway, lol.”

“It's not the least bit funny if it screws up their computer at work and gets them fired.”

“it's a prank. it tells you to check your files for a certain icon, and if it's there , then you have this horrible virus. well, ,anyone with windows has this icon, but it's really just an insignificant deal that is used for renaming extra long files names....er sumpthin. the point is, it really doesn't hurt your puter too bad to delete it. i had a computer geek friend who helped me reinstall it. no harm done.”

“I guess I should clarify. The part about tricking someone into deleting part of their operating system should have been in the <sarcasm font>.

The 'teddy bear virus' prank that strat got fooled by tricked him into deleting his jdbgmgr.exe file which is a Java debugger only needed by Java programmers.”

“So there's the solution... now where's stikmon????!?!?”

“thats where I am, you bunch of neurotic slackers....now, get back to work...thanks Violin...I don't want to do real harm...just fun stuff...send an email...have a fake virus do some nonsense phoney damage.”

“I've got an entire box of coca-cola syrup in my trunk just for that purpose. i just need a reason to use it...”