they're after me

“the telphonesolicitors, 6 in one day. I had a 20 minute convesation with one from MCI, she lives in ohio and attending some college out there. sexy voice.”

“Bud Bundy still lives with his Mom.”

“But Ice Tea is going to the midwest for college.”

“No doubt!

8)

Go for the girls dude!”

“"Please place me on your do not call list."

It works. Also in some states if they call back they can be fined.”

“Phone solicitors: Hello, is this the Geobeet residence?

Geobeet: Not interested. [hangs up]”

“I fart in the phone and hang up.”

“Sexy phone solicitor; "Mr Ice Tea?"
Tea; "Mind if I whack off while you talk to me?"
They'll hang up every time...”

“LOL @ FG

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Stump, I spoke to 2 people from the bergen record today, the one put me on the list and the other said that the list is only updated in the morning.
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I'm going to college in the north east”

“he says i'm sorry , i can't talk right now, give me your home number and i'll call you back later..


oh? you don't like people callin you at home?


now you know how i feel[CLICK]




think i'll try fathergee's method next time though, lol”

“I would do that, but the wife gives me mean enough looks when I hang up on them. She's just about used to it, and has resigned herself to the idea that I'll never change, but if I started being lewd to them over the phone, she'd probably just get all angry again over it.

So I just stick to Geobeet's routine.”

“I've been completetly cellular for about a year. No solicitiations on my phone anymore!”

“i just heard on the news that okla passed a law where you can sign up on a list that prohibits solicitators from calling you.


great idea i thought!”

“Them“ hello”
Me “Hello”
Them “Is this the (name that only they would call me) “
Me “ I am sooooooooo glad you called I was getting lonely”
Them “ Excuse me “
Me” you sound so sexy what are you wearing”
Them “ Excuse me “
Me “ you know what I like “ “go ahead and play hard to get”
Them “ I’m with Xyz Company “
Me “ are you touching your self I am”
At that point most of them hang up NEVER to Call again. This is only one of the things I do but this one takes the least time and is the most fun.”

“Them“ hello”
Me “Hello”
Them “Is this the (name that only they would call me) “
Me “ why yes it is “
Them “ I’m with xyz company and (they go into there spill)”
Me “ that’s great I was just think of that I am very interested but I have to take care of something can I lay the phone dawn for just a second I will be right back”
Me” (5 minutes or so late) you still there sorry about that so what was the offer again.
Them “ I’m with xyz company and (they go into there spill)”
Me “ That is great oh drat can you hold for just one more minute someone is at the door”
Me “ (about 5 minutes later) you still there sort about that so what is your offer again “
Them “ I’m with xyz company and (they go into there spill)”
Me “ oh is that it can you hold for just a second while I run over this with my wife “
Me “ (about 5 minutes later) you still there what was that deal one more time “
Them “ I’m with xyz company and (they go into there spill)”
Me “ sorry not interested and please put me on you do not call list “”

“I figure the person actually calling is probably a decent person, stuck in a lousy job, so I don't get rude unless they are very pushy. As soon as they start the spiel, I interrupt them and say "I am really not interested, but I wish you luck." Or something like that. Still, I don't hang up on them, I give them an opportunity to get off gracefully. If they don't take it, then I say good-bye and hang up.”

“Hello, Mr. Bacpac? How are you doing?

I AM DRUNK! WHO IS THIS? WHAT? SKUZE ME? Huge belch HELLO? WHO IS THIS?

repeat”

“Drunk at 10:00 AM?

Party on!”

“Magic words:

"I am not interested". "Place me on Do Not Call status".

"Goodbye".”

“i like to see how long i can keep em on the phone without actually talking about what they called for.”

“Oops sorry, that is how I answer the phone when Mom calls.”

“me: "Hello?"
Them: "Hello, I'm calling from xyz company, would you be interested in double glazed windows?"
me: "Double glazed? Is that all you got?"
Them: (pause)"Well sir, double glazed windows are-"
me: "No, I need more than double glazed. What I really need are bulletproof windows. And they have to be black. Black bulletproof windows, with a small hole in the middle that I can shoot out of. And a fireproof front door with a dart gun instead of a peephole. Do you guys breed dogs? 'Cos I don't need one of those, I already have two pit bulls. One with no teeth, and one with no vocal cords. The one with no teeth grabs you and holds you there, and just when you think you're okay 'cos he has no teeth, BAM! The one with no vocal cords snuck up behind ya."
They usually hang up before I get to the dart gun thingy.”

“Ice, have you thought of writing a letter to your congressperson?

Dear Congrespersin,

My naim is Ice Tee. I am 12 fingers old. Eye yam a speach student at Merryweather Skool for the linguistically challenged. I am mad cuz peeple keeeps cawling me awl the tyme.They sound perty and it maiks me feel funny "down there". I like when pritty girls call, but when ruff sounding men call I feel icky. Pleeze maik the calls stop, cuz I am skeerded.

Sinsearly yourz
Eyes T”

“Hey! get back to keeping score!!!!!”