Hiking with a gun question

“Just Kidding!!!!”

“950 Jetfire, 9 ounces unloaded, perfect for the ultralight hiker.


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“Be a man!

Hump an M-60 machine gun!

Its only 23 pounds unloaded.”

“I don't go anywhere without my M-60 and a brace of good grenades. No telling when a rabid chipmunk might be lurking about, or a vicious rabbit or something.

I'm thinking of maybe getting an Abrams M1A1. It can do it all and you don't have to worry about packing weight. Heck, you don't even have to carry a pack.

Bears, wolves, snakes, berserk juncos, other hikers packing heat ... no problem.”

“Don't you mean the holy hand grenade of Antioch?”

“"Be a man!

Hump an M-60 machine gun!

Its only 23 pounds unloaded."
Tom Terrific
12:50:49 PM
09/29/02

Why would anyone carry an "unloaded" M-60?”

“Tom T doesn't want anybody to get hurt, lol.”

“The better to club you with, my dear...

LOL



"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin...'"”

“Hey BL that is a nice gun but most places that I have been too want way too much for it!

8)”

“Does it come in blue to match my new Golite pack? ;-)”

“carried an M-60, loaded, and 250 rounds along with a 45 lb pack beats the sh-t out of a 16 and way better than what those mortor boy hauled around.”

“I humped a M-79 Gernade Launcher for a year in Vietnam and it beat the hell out of both of em.”

“Short barrel Remington 870 shotgun with only a pistol grip, would be my choice. Fill it with slugs and buckshot...if you get lost...it would come in handy when you need to shoot some birds/ducks or a bear.”

“All this talk about guns make me wanna start toting one.
Any suggestions for a simi- automatic?”

“No but I think if I was Been loading, I'd carry something bigger than that 950 Jetfire. Some GIRL might take it away from him.”

“you could throw it at her!”

“It wouldn't hurt if he hit ya, it only weighs 9 ozs.”

“Ya, Been Loading's high heels probably weigh more than that.”

“I gota go with Geobeet on this`un. The Abrams M1A1 is da bomb as far as getaway rigs go.

It`ll make kindlin` out of a small forest in nothin` flat, hauls plenty of fresh water, coolers of beer and carries enough fire power to turn any ol` weekend getaway into a 4th of July celebration, complete with fireworks and star-burst shells to make those pissy little Petzl lights seem like fireflys.

Crank the turrent gun around over the side and you got a nifty divin` platform to show of your trick divin` and it doubles as a clothes-line in a pinch.

With the optional night seein` features as an add on, for $49.95 and with a midnight madness coupon and two boxtops offa Captain`s Crunch box and a Dixie-cup, you can hunt day, or night.

You never need fear things that go bump in the night again, like pesky spotted owls, Grizzer-bears, black`un`s, or even the odd polar bear that mighta spotted ya, or UFO`s on the trail, but best of all I love the look on the ranger stranger`s face when he shows up and asks me for my permits,...

Permits, PERMITS?? We don`t need no stinkin` permits:)”

“Sorry, I didn`t mean to send that, I was just playin` and writing and it got away from me:(LOL

Oh well:)”

“Phoenix Arms makes a real good compact 22 that's a semi. Holds eight rounds and is super small.”

“CHRUNCHBERRIES RULE!”

“CRUNCHBERRIES RULE!”

“What you gonna do with a 22, carry it your matching purse?”

“Sure Bigfoot...like we're going to believe you. :o)”

“Dang Bigfoot, ya sold me.”

“Aren't these threads fun? They let us be smug about being Canadian.”

“Yeah, Canadians just have to worry about what make of cruiser ax to carry.”

“Pappa Goose-
The A-gunner carries ammunition.

And the ammo-bearer.”

“Y'all carry what you want. Bigfoot and I in our spiffy new Abrams M1A1 tanks will even give you the first shot, beins we're sporting dudes.”

“Kick the tires and light the fires! For a few bucks more we can get, as an add on, a flame-throwin` attachment that`ll light `em up like a Christmas tree;)

Kicks all forms of ass:)”

“I hike with my gun all the time. Rarely ever do I carry a weapon though.”

“Man, that must hurt. I prefer trekking poles myself. ;-)”

“Tripod.”

“LOL!!!”

“Damn. Chili stole my damn line again, dammit!”

“Whatever, ya flamer. Anytime anyone comes up with a relatively clever line you say they "stole" it from you. You're like a Christian that tells everyone he's a Christian. If ya gotta tell people ya are, ya probably aren't.”

“I steal lines from him all the time but he apparently never notices.”

“You run your mouth and I'll run my business, brother.”

“Instant campfire!!!”

“What d heck is an ooshbag?”

“Our lunch`ll be pipin` hot and ready to go, just by placin` a few steaks, taters and fixin` in tinfoil and placin` it on the manafolds and while you travel, you`re cookin:)”

“Walthers PPK 6.5 mil...has a delivery like a brick through a plate glass window...where have I heard that before?”

“Big Foot, if I had a dollar for every time I've seen you post something, then claim you hadn't meant to post it....well, I could prolly cash 'em in for a 10-spot.

:-)”

“Oh, crap, I'm sorry Big Foot! I didn't mean to post that, I was just playing around. Sorry, man. Hope I didn't offend you.

;-)”

“Can you outrun an Abrams M1A1 equipped with a flamethrower?

Okay, no sweat. Go ahead and make Big Foot's day.”

“I dunno, Geo. I've never seen an Abrams M1A1 run.

(Don't worry, me and Big Foot are buds, we go way back.) :-)”

“Yep, us Canadians are known to be smug ax carrying murderers.”

“Ron M., a Michigan backpacker, had a great campfire story on Isle Royale this year about when he was an ATF federal agent. He was tipped off by a shipping company about a group that had a fully functioning WW II tank. When he inspected the tank, the cannon and machine guns worked. The owner was shipping the tank out of state for a re-enactment group. The ATF agent made the tank owner decomission the tank by destroying the breech of the cannon and destroying the action of the machine gun. The ATF agent decided NOT to prosecute the owners for a multitude of federal crimes. The tank owner did not intend to fire the guns in anger, just during the re-enctment. Could you imagine, "Hey, that last shell went long and blew up a church".”

“Yes, we go back a ways and I didn`t take that as bad. I meant what I said, I was gonna send it, but I wasn`t near ready to. I`m a computer clod:(

I was gonna scroll up and I hit submit:)”