Horse poop on the trail

“Don't go around saying that in Brooklyn.”

“i hate football......”

“Then again, according to some of the racist buttholes around here, the color of your skin could make you subhuman...”

“Stratdud, I don't hate dogs and I don't mind you bringing 'em. Just keep them on a leash if they're supposed to be on a leash.”

“What about southern California?”

“ET.. well i'll accept that.. ive been called worse...

Fathergoose: Just because i was born in the north and moved a couple of months later, does not mean that i have been "yankeeized"
or "southernized".. does it.. and what on earth does that mean anyhow.. there are many upon many cultures in the US.. why do we always have to be put into catigories.. are we not all americans..”

“That's funny, Geo. I had an uncle who was a west coast scout for the 'Brooklyn Bums' before they moved to Los Angeles. I wish I had his collection of autographed baseballs...”

“don't mind him....he's a bama fan






nuf said...”

“thank you and you are right...
nuff said..
Fathergoose must have his panties in a twist this morning..”

“Mouse, (Violin, is that you again?) you haven't been paying attention. I have been explaining the attitude of the old-time Southern mentality as it was explained to me (rather forcefully, at times).
That's funny, Tom T. That's the same thing I asked when I first moved here. I'd tell 'em, 'San Diego is further south than Huntsville', LOL! But then, the really hard-core crackers don't consider Huntsville to be part of Alabama. Too many Damn Yankees, doncha know...”

“Hafta remember much of what gets said here has j/k implied.”

“Folks in Charlottesville consider people from Northern Virginia damnyankees, while people in Southside consider people in Charlottesville damnyankees. I figure the true south starts somewhere around Key West or Brownsville, Texas.”

“We've gone and soiled the horse poop thread!”

“Stratdewd, 2mph called you 'stratDUD'. You gonna let the varmint get away with that, ya porcine peckerhead?”

“Too funny!”

“Soiled horse poop? Say it ain't so, Joe!”

“so in other words.. i should have an instant attitude towards other types of people.. because they are not like myself.. well that just a really stinky-poo-poo attutude to have,, how can you ever love others or even respect others when you have a negative attitude.. I think that there is entirely too much finger pointing and grumbling going on that its a wonder that we are a country at all..Stop the sterotyping.. it does not apply..
sorry for the whinning here, but we must not indulge in this crap.
Does one tree hate another type of tree?? are they not beautiful togeather?.. When you hike do you not see the intense beauty of the differences there is .. and if it was all the same would it look as good?.”

“Isn't it amazing that it has taken so long to soil horse poop?”

“Forget it, Violin...”

“BAN SOILED HORSE POOP!!!








Wait'll the 'other site' gets a 'load' (har, har) of this thread...”

“What about "relative humidity"?

Isn't that a southern thang?”

“If I recall right (and maybe not)... isn't Mouse the short woman who's a truck driver??

Which would mean, you are really blowing it, FG.

As for Yankees and southerners, people south of I-80 in Iowa have southern accents. Go figure. We make fun of'em like they were regular ole Southern people. 8)~ LOL!”

“So, lizs, you've actually met the rodent, or do you fall for all of The Fiddler's trolls?”

“lizs is correct.. the mouse is the short chick that drives a tow truck.. and im not a troll,, im a mouse..”

“Yeah, right...”

“So what am I? I was born in Alabama and raised in Michigan by two Kansans? My mother swears the folks up here are more racist than those down south.

In Michigan we don't worry about the horse apples, we walk around those. It's the knee deep sand the horses convert nice trails to that bothers us.”

“WD hit it right on the money!

BAN HORSES!!!!!!

8)”

“That's right, horses turn trails into trenches.......the turds aren't an issue.”

“I was born in Alabama
Sassafras
11:43:18 AM
09/30/02
That pretty much settles it.

My mother swears the folks up here are more racist than those down south.
Sassafras
11:43:18 AM
09/30/02

I've met some of those folks. The South does not have a monopoly on bigotry and racism.”

“What CMB said.”

“take a shovel along and scoop it of the trail.”

“I think we should stuff it in the equestrians' pockets...”

“quite possably you have a great plain there”

“...and then eat their damned horses...”

“...and then go take a mongo dump on their front porches...”

“and set the horse free”

“All I keep seeing is FATHER GOOSE keeps posting about HORSE POOP ON THE TRAIL.....lol”

“Don't use horse trails! Problem solved!”

“then burn the barn down”

“So mouse, you're a petite short chick. Cute too? How 'bout posting a pic.”

“Hey, Steve. I think you can find her picture on the 'Why do you post on Trail Talk' thread.”

“actually i dont know how to pose a pic.. so you could just let me know.. and i have been told im cute..petite long dusty brown hair..like mariah carie without the massive cleavage.. who knows... you will have to be the judge yourself..
and to FG..are we not acting like a pike of horse poopy.. boy oh boy you are just too full of yourself.. what having a bad hair day or something...”

“A pike...???????”

“i hate football”

“Awwwww, go stick a pike of horse poopy in yer ear...”

“sorry,,, sorry!!!! Pile, pile,PILE..good greif...
" stick it in my ear.. too cute..”

“i know i put my two cents in but that was only cause it was sunday and all you mofo's was out hikin.
how you gonna give this jackass 96 posts though? i haven't read it but i have confidence it's at least mostly off topic. wait a minute, it's about #&%!$. im sure it's all completely on topic.”

“I don't know if FG's panties are in a twist or not... I just thought his bill was out of joint.

No Honkey Jokes!

no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no...”

“I don't like cleavage....... the smaller . .. the gooder. . .”

“In Indiana there have been lots of trys to get Horses out of Charles Deam Wilderness the only wilderness in Indiana but they have such power with the Goverment that every time it is brought up it gets shot down right away.The Hoosier Hikers Council has tryed and tryed but in the end they always win.

I do not like horses on the trail.

End of story!

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