oh, STRATDEWD!!!!

“BRING ON BAMA! ! ! ! !! ! !! !"
stratdewd
08:17:31 AM
09/23/02

arky, BAMA is gonna take a whoopin dood! i'll be there, doin my part! i'll be horse on sunday, i guarandamteeya! you still live in AR?"
stratdewd
03:04:49 PM
09/23/02

PIG SOOOOOOOIE! ! ! !"
stratdewd
03:20:40 PM
09/23/02


arkansas is a dark horse. cinderlla story....outta nowhere....they will be in there before it's all over. i'll bet you a 6 pack of red dog!"
stratdewd
03:41:26 PM
09/23/02

"did i mention that HOGS RULE?????? well, they do!"
stratdewd
11:48:11 PM
09/23/02

i truely believe we're gonna open up a can a whoop-a$$ on em saturday. remember 2 years ago, dayhiker? heh heh....
GO HOGS! ! ! ! !! ! ! !"
stratdewd
08:58:50 AM
09/24/02

we're gonna win, lol!


how's that limp ankled quarterback doin? they won't say weather he's ok or not. i figure they jsut pulled him last week cuz they were playing a weaker team, and he's gonna start on saturday."
stratdewd
09:20:22 AM
09/24/02

OINK OINK!"
stratdewd
10:17:36 AM
09/24/02


yeah yeah
"you'll be able to hear me screaming WHOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG! SOOOOOOOOOIE!"
stratdewd
09:19:50 AM
09/25/02

"SOOOOIE PIG PIG PIG SOOOOIE! ! !"
stratdewd
09:03:04 AM
09/26/02

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK!"
stratdewd
09:51:01 PM
09/26/02


this lil piggie went to market....
"this lil piggy stayed home.

this lil piggy had roast beef.


this lil piggy had none.


but THIIIIIIS LIL PIGGY KICKED BAMA ALL OVER THE FEILD FOR 60 MINUTES! ! ! ! !


74,000 mouth frothing , drunken hogophiles are ready to rock n roll!

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEKED! ! ! ! ! !"
stratdewd
08:50:47 PM
09/27/02

"hogs will win, and it will be impressive


i think fla-ky will be a great game!"
stratdewd
01:00:38 PM
09/28/02


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"PIG!


SOOOOOIE !! ! !!! ! !"
stratdewd
04:41:52 PM
09/28/02

"oink oink oink oink....."
stratdewd
04:52:36 PM
09/28/02

skaaaa-WEEEEEEEL!!!!!!
Ya know what that sound is? Hmmmmm, do ya??? That's the sound of a little piggy gettin' f^cked by a big, bad ol' elephant. ROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL TIDE, ya little pansy porkers!!!!!
What's the moral of the story, you may ask? It is, of course, don't count yer hogs before they're butchered, LOL!!! If I make it to R-Kansas to do some hiking this winter, I'll let ya buy me a beer. Oh, yeah. Did I mention;
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL TIDE!!!!!!”

“LOL!!! Gotta love college football rivalries. It brings out the... most interesting... in people.”

“I think that is what they call being forced to eat crow pie.

Don't worry Strat, we Penn State fans aren't very happy this weekend either.”

“Father Goose, what bowl game do you think you guys will get this year? Oh, I forgot you can't go, maybe next year. Oh, I forgot you can't go then either. One good thing Alabama did was open that huge whole on that first play. Man, that thing was big enough to drive a Lexus through. I know the players know how big that is, they have plenty of them. :)”

“Obviously sour grapes from another R-Kansan....”

“Yo' mama plays 'Rammer-Jammer', LOL!!!”

“Crimson Tide???

What's a Crimson Tide?

Oh hey, ain't that a euphamism for menstruation???

(Hook 'em Horns!)”

“Oh the shame.

Bar-B-Que anyone?”

“Hy jgeils, I'll tell you like I tell my Auburn friends. We may be on probation and have a bowl ban, but we'll be on TV more than you guys this year AND we'll go to a better bowl the next two years. We're going to Hawaii. Where are you going?”

“Welcome to the barbeque, dayhiker. I TOLD you patience is a virtue...”

“Now how did I know there would be a thread for this?”

“heh, heh, heh, heh ,heh...”

“Stratdewd. Your a pretty cool cat but I gotta say, If ya talk smack, ya gotta be ready to eat your words.
Now be a man and let FG kick ya around the Message board a few times.
LOL!”

“Couldn't have said it beter myself, WD. ;-)”

“Actually I sat in a section at the game last night that had several Alabama fans in it. 90% of them were really cool. They cheered and did a little gloating, but for the most part were okay. They were also treated very nicely. A few idiots made some rude comments, but it was pretty civil. I actually hope Alabama wins the rest of the conference games that they play. At least against western division teams.:)”

“C'mon, you wussie, step up and take your medicine like a pi...er, man! Whatsa matter, got a (crow) bone stuck in your throat? Or mebbe ya got Big Al's 'bone' stuck in yer throat, LOL!!!”

“Man! That was cold.”

“So where IS our buddy? I'm havin' a hard time believin' he's actually hidin' from his richly-deserved @ss-whoopin'!”

“It was killing me last night not knowing what was going on in the game. It sounds like it was a great game even though 6 of our players were injured. It shows that we have a great 2nd string! Way to go Brody and Shaud!

Roll Tide Roll!”

“Yea Alabama!
Drown em Tide
Every Bama man's beside you
Hit your stride!
Go teach the Bulldogs
to behave
Send the yellow jackets to a watery grave
and when a man starts to weaken
Thats a shame!
Cause Bama's pluck and grim
Writ her name in Crimson Flame!
Fight on Fight on
Fight on men
Remember the Rose Bowl
We'll win then!
Roll home to victory!
Hit your stride!
We're Dixie's football pride
Crimson tide!
Roll Tide Roll Tide!”

“Hey Hogs!
Hey Hogs!
Hey Hogs!
We just beat the hell out of you!
Rama Jama Yellow Hammer
Give em hell Alabama!”

“Dang Stratdewd, if the hogs had won you would be on as soon as the game was over but NOW since they LOST you are no where to be seen. Step up and take your a$$-whoopin from those Bama fans.”

“ok, i can take it....i guess nobody looked at "the college football thread" on which i humbly gave the crimson tidybowl it's fair due.....kinda, ,lol.

i had this bad feeling on the way to the game, which to my horror was confirmed on the FIRST FREEEEEEKING PLAY! i did my part, screamin my head off. man, that first play was just like...WTF! it looked like my son's 6th grade team on defence. my grandmaw couldna scored on that one. it was like we were in slow motion all night. i am still stunned. hopefully it was merely an extreme case of overconfidence or maybe they got had some bad crack before the game & we really don't suck that bad. off and def lines were whipped soundly throughout the game.

now it's on to tenn. i'm really lookin forward to that, NAWT!


fatherGEE, yer lucky i like you so much! btw, i been workin all day, biotch!”

“MAN! You guys are out for blood! I didn't pop off any but I'll offer myself for sacrifice if will make you feel any better. That was a big whoopin' we took last night but probably not as big as the one we will get next weekend. The only bright spot was our return man.”

“Right on, Ewker!!! Good ta meetcha, buddy! Let's hike together again, soon!
Strat-dewd's a pu$$y, Strat-dewd's a pu$$y...!!!!”

“Oops, I was busy posting that last one while your were FINALLY answering the call. Love ya bro, let's hike!!!”

“Arky, the a$$-whoopin' we gave ya makes me feel just fine, TYVM!!!”

“They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They call me Stratdewd blues!”

“i hate football....”

“so stratdewd, any comments you wanna make on next weeks game against UT. After looking at the paper about UT's game against Rutgers I am not sure I can even talk smack, man what another terrible performance.

Father Goose, it was a pleasure meeting and hiking with ya, maybe we can get together on one of those Savage Gulf trips”

“Well you didn't see much if you watched the Hogettes play.”

“we suck....untill further notice. if we beat Tn i'll be talkin smack but i just don't see it unless we find Jesus er sumpthin....


shup 2!


dan...i CAN play da blues!”

“i hear our tiddlie winks team is gonna be brutal this year!”

“Aw hell, strat, ignore 2mph, that's just Violin in depends, anyway. I'm lokkin' to kayak the Buffalo and you can be my guide and beer-bearer, LOL. You know I've been funnin' ya, right???”

“Uh, that's 'lookin'.
Sheesh!!!!”

“you just wait till we smoke bama at tiddliewinks!


sorry dood, i'll guide ya but my boat will be too full of MY beer to haul yours, lol.”

“Any Tennessee fan should be able to to know how Arkansas fans feel after the game. Our game with Alabama was about as bad as theirs with Florida. Just one stupid mistake after another. Tennessee is not as bad as they played and we are not either. I think Bama had a big advantage playing better competition early and it showed.”

“hey man, why din't you look me up before the game?? i had to drink that 12 pack all alone(my 8 yr old doesn't like beer yet). i got season seats, so if yer goin to KY, lemme know. maybe we could tailgate er sumpthin...


RE;TN......uhhhhg, hope we can find some linemen vy then...on both sides of the ball.”

“Hey did I hear Savage Gulf?

Did I hear Float the Buffalo?

Did I hear "Go Hogs!? Go SEC!!!!!?”

“i'm itchin ta go somewhere. i was thinkin bout doin a dayhike up to twin falls/richland creek. but i'm ope to other suggestions. i've never been there. my boys are playing football games on sat but i'm free sun. we'll definately hook for a real hike, if you want, ore weeks.”

“i'm itchin ta go somewhere. i was thinkin bout doin a dayhike up to twin falls/richland creek. but i'm ope to other suggestions. i've never been there. my boys are playing football games on sat but i'm free sun. we'll definately hook for a real hike, if you want, 3 more weeks”

“in 3 more weeks their season ends and then we can do an overnighter....”

“Easy for you to say...”

“getcho ass up here fatherGEE, lets go hiking biotch!”

“You got it, podna.”

“Strat, I won't be going to the Kentucky game, I am going hiking in Colorado that weekend with Stikmon and Stalker. I'll be at the Ole Miss game though.”

“cool jgeils, ,we can hook up if you want.




tell stikmon i said his dog is really a cat wearing a big fur coat! and keep a close eye on yer GPS unit........”