The NFL

“OK, I have been pretty good this year with my predictions. I did predict the Indianapolis victory, just not by that much. Here we go.

Green Bay vs Philly - close game
13-10 Philly advances

Pats vs Titans - blow out!
28-10 Pats advance

Colts vs KC - game will go into OT
38-35 Colts advance

Rams vs Carolina - unless the dome collapses
27-13 Rams advance”

“Let me be the voice of reason here, my boys. Kansas City wins this one.
KC vs NE.....??????”

“If that happens, KC gets wasted!

Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts
VS
St. Louis Rams”

“hey voice of reason. your defense is worse than ours........... :P”

“E A G L E S... EAGLES!!”

“hush, honey. the men are talking about football. im sure theres a nice thread about needlepoint or babies somewhere : )”

“I'll out-burp/hock loogies/etc. you any day darlin”

“and you better watch ur eyes if u put me any where a needlepoint”

“sista, please. and how am i supposed to WATCH my EYES? can i gaze into yours and stare at the reflection?”

“b!tch, please. I'll burn a hole through your head if you gaze into my eyes too long. My parents used to wait for my head to start spinning when I was little.”

“Cheifs over Colts 21-17

Panthers over Rams 23-21

Green Bay over Eagles 13-10

Pats over Titans 31-24


Super Bowl will be Patriots vs. Panthers”

“blasphemer”

“Who me??????”

“Green Bay over Eagles 13-10


Yea you LOL”

“superbowl:

indy over philly 31-10”

“blasphemer #2”

“i wonder if rush thinks mcnabb is better than manning”

“mcnabb's the man”

“mannings the mvp”

“my mom is the milf”

“Scorch, could you explain that last statement. I don't think you meant what i think you did...


Oh, football! Well, we have a new coach in New York! Tom Coughlin from the Jags for a four year contract...

giants”

“Let's say it all together.
Kayyyyyy!!!!!
Ceeeeeee!!!!!”

“Scorch, could you explain that last statement. I don't think you meant what i think you did...

Yes, I meant it exactly as you took it. Ask Stormbringer.. he wants to do my mom. (VOMIT!!!)”

“Scorchy, got any pics of Mom?
(It was a rather, lets say...interesting choice of wording you used!)”

“LOL, yea I've got pics of mom. None of you shall see her! Big mistake to show a picture of me and mom to Stormbringer.”

“scorch lets take that statement and spell out the acronymn

original statement: my mom is the milf

extended version: my mom is the mom id like to (well, do i really have to spell it all the way out?)

ewwwwww

now

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?!?!

tough. you have to wait til saturday”

“haha... ok ok, i get it, but u all get my point”

“yea its at the top of your head”

“I've got tickets to the next Colts home game! That would be the championship game!

But that means Indy has to beat KC and NE has to lose to Tennessee for the Colts to play at home.

I think the colts will beat KC, but I'm not sure about Tennessee beating NE.

Oh well, tickets are refundable.”

“ij, have i ever told you what a great guy you are? and so handsome. and the best backpacker ever. youre a fantastic guy. and clever and smart. i want to be your friend.”

“Nice try 2 poops! I got dibs, right John?

Who should I make the check out to?”

“back off, traitor! at least im a true colts fan! : P”

“Hey, I live in Indiana too! It is to hard rooting for a team that sucks sooooo much ass!”

“you better be talking about da bearsh”

“Yep

At least they got rid of the panzie coach they had.”

“Just One prediction.

New England Beats Green Bay in the Superbowl.

Philly will do it's trademark choke against Green Bay this weekend.

And is there a better TEAM in the league then New England and a better strategist then Belichik?

And I'm a Denver Fan (SHUTTUP!!)”

“gb has been getting by on guts and want-to. thats bound to run out. but i like ne in the superbowl.”

“I predict the two Missouri teams in the Superbowl.

Isn't that what America wants?”

“Let's all spell it out together....C-H-I-E-F-S!!!!!!!!”

“The Chiefs - as usual - will go down early in the playoffs.”

“Next year you will all tremble at the magnificance and superiority of LTII and the SD Chargers. You heard it here. Chiefs suck.”

“The game is at 8:30 p.m. The hight temp for Saturday in Foxboro is 9 degrees. The low that night.. MINUS 5.

This will probably be one of the coldest NFL games on record. Wicked Brrrrrrrrr!”

“Wow, that is cold. I remember as a kid watching Don Meredith and the Cowboys play in Green Bay in -15. That was something! The musicians at half time said their lips from to the motuhpieces of their instruments and Meredith's jaw kept locking, giving him trouble in the huddle calling plays. Never forget that one!”

“lips froze to the mouthpieces, I mean. Should have proofed that one”

“I promise your lips wont freeze on my trumpet”

“You're a sport, IJ!”

“My picks for this weekend:

Rams 24, Panthers 17 - The Rams play great at home, and they know how to take advantage of the speed the astroturf provides.

Patriots 10, Titans 3 - At the most, the temps will be in the single digits. There'll probably be lots of turnovers as a result of the bitter cold. Take that into account with both teams having great defenses, and it'll be a low scoring game. But aside from that, the Patriots just know how to win.

Colts 35, Chiefs 31 - Manning is en fuego.

Eagles 24, Packers 21 - I'm pulling for the Pack, but I think Philly has the edge.”

“Carolina does not want to win. St. Louis does not want to win.

Wow!”

“The Missouri Super Bowl won't happen this season. Bye-bye Rams. It was one heck of a game and hung by a thread for so long. We got our money's worth on this one.”

“That Rams-Panthers game was one of the best I've seen in a real long time. One for the books!!”