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“Except for the first possession - the Pats were pretty pitiful when it came to getting it in the end zone. Strong almost everywhere else - but 5 field goals and one interception out of the following 6 times they threatened to score a touchdown is pretty weak. They were lucky they managed to get Manning so totally rattled.”

“I thought it might be important for the Eagles fans to do a little reviewing. Please review the web page posted below and practice.

http://www.ehendrick.org/healthy/images/00042688.jpg”

“Patriots and Panthers... The "P's" have it this year!!”

“VERY FUNNY, NIGAL!”

“I am thinking of going two large on the Pats. Does anyone know how they could loose?”

“Loose? Ah Ha that is me.

Did I mention that I have been in a bar for the past four hours?

HA!”

“"I TOLD YA SO"!!!!!!!

Look back on this thread at everyones predictions and you'll see that iffin I was in Vegas I would be a rich man today. I told you guys who would be in the Big Game before the first Playoff game kicked off!!!!!!”

“I am hoping to recoup my losses with one big bet.”

“spam- it's a setup!”

“yea yea yea, post it one more time why don't cha!”

“I couldn't post it from work so I did it when I got home this morning.

Oldest joke in the book but what the hell..

"I heard McNab couldn't get into his house last night after the game...someone put an end zone in front of his house."

"I heard the Eagles were going to get Linda Lovelace as their new QB. She may blow a few but she doesn't choke on the big ones."

"How many Eagles does it take to change a tire? Just one unless it's a blow out then the whole team shows up."”

“LMAO, ya jerk!

But I did laugh.... they were rather funny.”

“I was laughing so hard, my sides still hurt.. wait

Im still laughing.”

“No cheesesteak for Nigal!”

“The Eagles are like an 80 year old man's sexlife...he can get right to the edge but he just can't close the deal.”

“> A guy from Philadelphia dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a
> horrible man his
> entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a
> sledgehammer.
> To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After
> a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is
> suffering adequately.
>
> The devil is aghast as the Philadelphian is happily swinging his
> hammer and
> whistling a happy tune.
>
> The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've
> turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you
> so happy?"
>
> The Philadelphian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
> "This is great! It reminds me of August in Philadelphia. Hot, humid, a
>
> good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
> The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
> Philadelphian's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send
> down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy
> mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes,
> the Philadelphian
>
> is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of
> crushed rocks.
>
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
>
> The Philadelphian replies, "This is great! Just like April in
> Philadelphia. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring
> planting!"
>
> The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
> Philadelphian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell
> is
> blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
> Philadelphian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast
> at what he sees. The Philadelphian is dancing, singing, and twirling
> his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
>
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams
> the devil.
>
> Jumping up and down the Philadelphian throws a snowball at the devil
> and
> yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Eagles won the SuperBowl!!”

“Lions in the Super Bowl in 2006..... Get ready!”

“There's gonna be a circus act at halftime in the 2006 Super Bowl???”

“Now that was a good one!!!!!


Go Panthers!!!!!!!”

“"Except for the first possession - the Pats were pretty pitiful when it came to getting it in the end zone. Strong almost everywhere else - but 5 field goals and one interception out of the following 6 times they threatened to score a touchdown is pretty weak. They were lucky they managed to get Manning so totally rattled."

Yeh and its been like that he last 15 straight games. Only thing they do right is win!

Of course they couldn';t possibly have a chance against powerhouse offenses like the Rams, Colts, Eagles, eh.

And then there were too.

Patriots 20, Panthers 17”

“" -- And then there were two. "

Patriots 20, Panthers 17"
redhawk
09:00:03 PM
01/19/04

Maybe. I like that score. As much as I see it going that way, you have to keep yelling for the Panthers, I think tho.

:)”

“Redhawk - maybe thats the secret to avoiding overconfidence... they always leave room for self doubt. If they were better at closing the deal in the red zone, they might have gotten too full of themselves. They are amazingly humble for a team with the second longest winning streak in NFL history (and with their second bowl trip in 3 years).

They have had an amazing clutch defense during their streak.”

“Hell Q the last time the Lions had a good season was back when they battled christians.”

“Yuk it up while y'all can.”

“OK, sense we're going to get all dilusional here I'll predict that the Lions will be playing the Bengals then. Battle of the kittens!”

“I'll say this again as I've said before. I've been a Colts fan since they moved to Indy back in 84. I've rode the ups and downs of all those seasons, mostly the downs. I admit they surprised me abit this year with there win over Denver. KC falling was no shock. After two impressive wins in the playoffs I knew my team was due for a let down. They'd played like that all season. Remember the loss to lowly Jacksonville? I knew the team that scored first in the AFC Championship game would be the eventual winner. My bashing the Colts on this forum was my way of not jinxing them. I was hoping they'd pull it out. I was wearing my usual Colts garb on Sunday hoping against hope I wouldn't be disappointed again this year. As a Colts Fan that's suffered through all the bad seasons I feel I can say whatever I want, when I want. If you think it's traitorous that's too bad. It wasn't like I was waving a Patriots flag or anything.”

“THE HITS KEEP COMING:

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> >A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
> >
> >Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
> >A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
> >
> >Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
> >A: Put up goal posts.
> >
> >Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
> >A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there!
> >
> >Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
> >A: A thief.
> >
> >Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
> >A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
> >
> >Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
> >A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> >
> >Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
> >A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
> >
> >Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10?
> >A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
> >
> >Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> >A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
> >
> >Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
> >A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !”

“LOL!”

“I guess a team knows they’re going to the Super Bowl when they have to play the Eagles in the conference championship game.”

“And they know they are going to win the Super Bowl if they are playing the Bills.”

“...just mere days away from the big game and I had this thought in looking at Reliant Stadium. Does anyone else think that the Super Bowl should also be played in cold weather stadiums, as the games throughout the season are? The elements make for better games. Perhaps they don't want to piss off the folks that flock to the game by making them sit in -10 degrees in Green Bay or something like that. But, I think the stadiums should be a rotation that includes all cities. Looking at Reliant: this doesn't even look like a stadium. Looks more like a place that would house an Auto Show.



C'mon, it's time for a Super Bowl in an old stadium where it's cold and muddy!!”

“go eagles!”

“ummm scorch, honey,,,,,,,,,,ummmm nevermind”

“I'm sooo turned off by Aerosmith. This time though wasn't as bad as last time. Half time was such crap.”

“what about the boob?”

“that was a stunt to take the pressure off of Michael.”

“by crap I meant Nelly and Pdiddy. The boob was interesting.”

“Excellent game (y'all watched that, too dintcha?)... excellent outcome.

Streak = 15 and counting.”

“How dare she show only one breast! How dare she have the nipple covered!

Hotpants and a halter would do more for me.”

“she didn't have the nipple covered. it was a huge nipple ring.”

“The football season is over.

Just thought I would let everyone know.”

“nuh uh! we still got the pro bowl! yaaaah!”

“Yeah Pro Bowl...
They change the 1/2 time show and got rid of the other N-sync dork and now have Hula dancers...”

“Does anyone actually care about the Pro Bowl? I thought they quit doing that years ago. Does anyone ever watch it?”

“While we are on the subject of funny things in NFL history, doesn't Janet's headlight ornament look like it must be painful to wear? The best comment came from my 17 year old daughter who commented that Janet is so old, none of her friends wanted to see her boobs.......”

“Some guy held up a sign at Eagles training camp yesterday reading, "Marry me T.O."

McNabb said the team was ragging on T.O. all day.

E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!”

“From one heartbreak to the next....

Goodbye Phils, hello Iggles....

Philly = Underachiever capitol of the world.”

“I heard T.O. got overheated and passed out on the practice field the other day. Which is funny because they usually wait for the playoffs to collapse.”

“T.O. did not get overheated. He was tackled by three defensemen and very nearly injured. But he got up, stayed in the practice, and is okay.”