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“Yeah, but I guess it will get a bit repetitive after tonight.”

“Might could do that, and might could go t'other way, yuh never quite know for sure. That's why they play the games.”

“True. But the Bucs are still going to win! LOL! :-)”

“They will indeed, unless the Eagles win, in which case the Bungs will lose!”

“Well, yeah. But, you see, that's not going to happen, because the Bucs are going to win.

























This exchange dosen't really appear to be going anywhere, now does it?”

“Not at all, precisely because we both know the Eagles will win.”

“Tell ya what. Let's make this interesting. If the Eagles win, you send me boar jerky. If the Bucs win, I'll send you some sewer rat jerky.”

“... (I guess Artex is thinking about it...) ...”

“HAHA! It would have been funnier if the Bucs got ahold of the earlier newspaper release that said, "Eagles Win"!

Lightening rarely strikes twice in the same place, Buccaneertex. Aaarrrh Matey!

I believe that Donovan's performance tonight will be a reflection on the season. If he comes out with guns and feet blazing, there's no stopping us. If he is slumping by the second quarter, I'll be taking a hard, cold look at the Trips page.

Or in typical Philly fashion, Donovan might break his leg in the first quarter!

Ehwwwww, I said IT!

Best of Luck to both teams, the atmosphere in the new Lincoln field will be like Artex when he was a crack puppy!!!”

“Sewer rat jerky is hard to come by too. They're protected in Philly by the PETA folks.”

“I don't know if that's exactly a fair trade. I mean, you'd never get the boar jerky, and I know you want it so badly. The Bucs are gonna kick some Anna Nicole Smith-sized booty!”

“The Bucs are gonna kick some Anna Nicole Smith-sized booty!"
Artex

No no Artex, they're playing the Eagles, not Anna Nicole Smith! Jeez, no wonder you're saying they're going to win!”

“Dang, that's BIG booty! Are you sure you're thinking with your head?

I want in on some of that boar jerky too!”

“Okay, Bobo, even though you're an Eagles fan, I'll still send you some if we indeed catch one worth eating this fall. :-)

But fear not Eagles fans.. the Bucs lost their first game, which was at home, last year and they still went on to dominate the NFL and win the SuperBowl with ease. The same could happen for the Eagles despite their guaranteed loss tonight.... (yeah right, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot!)”

“Damn, and you don't look a bit Chinese to me. Who-da thunk it? Would you have thunk it Bobo? How about you Fritz? I wouldn't have thunk it in my wildest dreams.”

“Geo, and you, making snide comments about where I soak my ribs...”

“Confucious say, "Artex fly jet plane with his own fuel!"

GoNgggGGggg”

“Sewer rats are the official mammal of Fluffya! Everybody knows that!”

“Oh, okay! I see how it is, rally all the Eagles fans against the one lonely Bucs fan. I remember the same thing happening last year. So tell me, what exactly does crow taste like?”

“Pretty much like sewer rat jerky.

Chalk one up for Bobo!”

“I don't know about "Chinese fighter pilot," but I knew he was some kinda military.

Have you seen the chemical WMD's (weapons of mass disruption) he unleashes on the trail???”

“BTW, I hope you realize I'm kidding, and am taking it all as banter between friends. I know you are as well, but still felt the need to say it. :-)”

“I've SEEN those sewer rats in the subways downtown and they may actually be as big as Anna Nicole's booty!

If after the Eagles win, I say we still send Boartex down some "Market Street, Brotherly Love, Hickory-Smoked Sewer Rat Jerky"!”

“HeHe, Artex thinks I'm kidding. No, this is serious stuff. This is war. This is payback time. In our new house.

Okay, it's true. I'm just messin witcha!”

“He's not kidding, Artey! Geobeet flogged me for posting a football message on his baseball thread!”

“Real Grass Even!!!

No more whining about the astroturf!”

“Nooooo! Let's get all the skeletons out of the closet now so we don't jinx ourselves at gametime!

1. Donovan breaks leg
2. Eagles go 0-16
3. A Southerly wind brings Fartex to town.

any more?”

“Andy Reid admits to betting against team during playoffs last season.”

“Don't ask a Philadelphia fan to do that Bobo. We've been cynical ever since Connie Mack sold off the $100,000 infield.”

“I always wear some of the opposing teams colors, a reverse psychology thing I guess.

I'm heading out to buy a couple steaks for the grill, see ya!”

“Keep the beer cold.”

“Mmmmmmmmmmmm, beer.”

“No beer for you Bucs fan! No beer for you!”

“Not even Pabst Blue Ribbon?”

“Hmmm, is PBR beer? I don't think so.”

“I had a Bud at the ballgame last week. For 25 cents more I could have had a beer!”

“Not even a Warren Sappism in response!”

“What's this evening's fare before the game, Geo?

I'm having siloin steak on the grill (the sewer rat was already gone), a stirfry medley from my garden with onion, pepper, zucch, eggplant, squash, and tomatoes, and of course a macaroni and gravy!

I wish I had one of those Warren Sapp bobble-heads, then I'd torch him on the grill!

and, some Sammy Smiths...

It's not fair that we have to play Monday night games at 9pm, bring back the 8pm schedule!”

“Yeah, I have to get up early tomorrow morning, and I'm sure this game will go on until the wee hours. I suspect ABC wants to protect its prime time shows and show football too.”

“Hey Bobo, why you no like-uh Warren Sapp? Is it because you fear this will happen again:

”

“yawn”

“ZZZZzzzzzz...”

“Sorry, I just have to rub it in a bit more:

”

“Oooo. Geobeetredface, that's gotta hurt!”

“Geobeet can shed off Ohio Hiker's comments like water but Artex's comments are just too mean!!! I don't think he'll be able to cope.

GO NINERS!”

“Hey, at least I predicted the Bucs score correctly.

owwwwwww

I'll take 30 lumps to go with that coffee and make it strong... I feel like #&%!$ this morning.

bobo wretches on the floor as he manages to type with one hand”

“Ooooohhhhhh, I don't hear Geo this morning. Eagles who??

He He He He

How about those Juravicious (sp?) catches?!!!!”