The NFL

“Friggin Chefs.


Ah well. It was a good game until it wasn't.”

“Hey Nigal, aren't you a Bengals fan?”

“is there such a thing?”

“jamal lewis. 295 yards. wow.

that said, where is corey dillon now?”

“oh thats right. cincy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

“"Hey Nigal, aren't you a Bengals fan?"

I have to be, I live here. It's printed on my birth certificate. I'm also a Dolphins fan.”

“Damn that Cedric Wilson! We had, the Niners, it in the bag!

Alright, I got my Sunday football in now I can go hiking for a week. See ya next Sunday!”

“Well the Bengals ALMOST had a win yesterday. If it weren't for the crappy ref calls in the 1st Q, Kitna's (still sux) bad pass in the 4th that went for 7 the other way, and the typical way too sloppy D in the final minutes of the game, they might have had a upset.

They did look alittle better. and + that TJ Hushmansata (who really sux) was'nt in the game.”

“ultrapecker is strangely silent.”

“"I bet Geobeet is spread out on his livingroom floor clutching his head and twitching..."Gawddamn Eagles...gawddamn Mcnab...I smell toast? Die Eagles...die...Grandma? Is that you?""
Nigal
06:58:26 PM
09/14/03

Ya got it pretty much right Nigal, except for the rolling around on the floor part. More like clicking off the remote in disgust and heading to the fridge for a beer!”

“A colleague has season tickets. He says he's leaving the stadium earlier and earlier each game.”

“COLTS WIN AGAIN!!!

Hey 2 scoops is it too early to start planning a Colt's in the Superbowl party?


What the heck was Cedrick thinking in that niner's game. He should be fired. Oh, yeah, I hate the niners. Way to go Cedrick, Go Rams!”

“Cowboys and Giants tonight baby! Can Parcels get a win against his old team. I don't think so!”

“GO GIANTS!”

“BTW - Parcells looks terrible. I think he needs some Levitra!

schwinng”

“Giants 34
Cowboys 9

I wonder how many seasons it'll take for Parcells to get bored and quit. I say he quits after three seasons.”

“I predict, heart attack in 2.”

“It will take more than Parcells to resuscitate the Plowboys.”

“You would think that a pro football player in the NFL would know something about strategy. The latest case is Cedric Wilson's brain flatulence that cost the 49ers the game. Note to Cedric, when you've caught a pass to put you in field goal range with 3 seconds on the clock and 1 time out, fall down!”

“I'll eat crow on the Colts/Titans game. A good team will usually lay down for the Colts at least once during the season. I predict a big let down for the Jaguars game. The Colts suck, have sucked and will continue to suck. Manning is a joke. The only joke that's bigger is the Philadelphia Eagles.”

“Phaedrus. It's not too late to jump on the Chiefs' bandwagon. Think about it. I'll get you tickets to a game.....”

“I can't believe the Giants lost to the Cowgirls. A terrible loss I think their Monday night record is now 1 and 8.”

“And I stayed up till 1 AM to watch that "game". As soon as that kick went out of bounds inside the pylon with 11 secs to go, I knew the Jints were in trouble!”

“I stayed up and watched the whole debacle as well, but that’s only because I was still working.”

“Is there some kind of Monday Night Football curse thing going on with them in recent years, MH?”

“Redskins 2-0”

“I think there's a Monday night curse for them. They also have a bad habit of playing down to the level of their opponent.”

“I stayed up for the game too! I thought it was awesome, even though I wanted the Giants to win. That was some good old fashioned football, old rivalry, division teams, coach issue, big players and big plays and a little rain to top it off. The only thing that would have made it better would have been real grass and some mud.

I have to say that Bill Parcels and the Cowboys surprised me. I thought they played a heck of a game. Sure the Giants made some mistakes that cost them, but that's football. If the cowgirls play like that all season, they may win a couple games.”

“I'm with you,IJ. Even though i am a lifelong fan of Big Blue, your assessemnt of their playing is on the money. And what they needed was MUD!!! dirt, mud, water, good stuff for football...”

“ultrapecker, the only thing i will agree with you on is that the colts HAVE sucked. and yea, in their sucky past, they can usually get a good team to look past them (green bay, sf). but they dont suck now goddammit! quit baiting me!
>:P”

“Lighten up Francis.



The season is still young. They will suck in due time.”

“One of the Iggles was on TV last night saying the fans have to decide whether they are fans or just on the bandwagon.

Just what we need: a player who makes millions from people who don't telling them how they should act when the team stinks out loud.”

“He's got a point. The season is 16 games long, if you have gone from believing your team is a superbowl contender to goat after 2 losses you are probably bandwagon.

As a Colts fan I've been through 2 (back to back) 3-13 seasons in recent history, being a fan means thick and thin...”

“I was a Colts fan, back when Johnny U in his hightops was scoring the winning TD with his two-minute drill and I was living in Maryland.

Here's an interesting stat: the Phillies scored 14 runs last night, more than the combined points total for the Eagles first two games.”

“Philly's a tough town, if you want a happy life don't suck in Philly. The battery chuckers aren't very forgiving”

“Philly is not the only town were something like that happened. In Buffalo before they got into the NHL, fans hit their own goalie on the back of the head with a beer bottle one night.”

“ive been bandwagon when it comes to the irish, but ive been a colts fan ever since the days of jack trudeau (anybody remember him?)”

“Chiefs.”

“I've been a Colts fan since Mike Pagel. As a Colts fan I have the right to say they SUCK. The Colts have been in Indianapolis for 20 years and have only won two playoff games and they were both in the same season. I still remember the only home playoff game they had here and lost. I still remember the loss to the Dolphins in the playoffs. I still remember the 41-0 thrashing they got from the Jets last year. The Colts will find a way to suck. They always do.”

“but i like to think of getting a first round bye in 99 as a pseudo-playoff win (hey ill take what i can get)
i guarantee at least division title for the colts this year, and will boldly predict they will play in the conference championship.

mark THOSE words

besides, indys never had as high caliber head coach as dungy. everybody points out that he couldnt take tampa bay over the edge to the superbowl, but look where they were when he got them. they were a perennial joke. everybody sings grudens praises, but the same things that ppl are saying about dungy could be said about him. he turned oakland around but never took them to the superbowl. and then he takes tampa bay to the superbowl in his first year. pffftt! big deal. they were already on the verge anyway. and dungy was the one that got them there. and he doesnt have as far to go with indy as he did with tb.”

“Da Bears Suck!!!!!”

“3 and 0 on Sunday evening”

“Bye Week,
Bye Week,
The Eagles don't lose, Goooooooooooooooooooo Team!”

“Expect the Bucs to make a comeback of epic proportions against the Balk-ons.

Steelers destroy the Buttgles.

Vikings rape and pillage the Lions.

Saints and Titans.. tough game to call. I'm gong with the Saints, strictly on a hunch.

Patriots will have an easy victory over the Jets. J-E-T-S Suck Suck Suck!

Chiefs over Texans, even if Holmes is gimping.

Packers over the Cardinals. If your team is going to be named after a bird, make it a bird of prey. Wusses.

Seahawks over the Rams. Another tough pick. Bulger is the right choice at QB, IMO. Seattle's looking very good.

Giants over the Redskins. Yet another hardy-hard-hard. I just don't see the Redskins going 3-0.

Ravens over Chargers. There's a good chance the Ravens will have a hangover over Lewis' awesome game last week. That and the Chargers are too good to go 0-3. But I'm picking the Ravens because of their D.

Niners over the Browns. They should have never put Couch on the couch.

Bills over the Dolphlubs. Go Bills!!!!!

Broncos over Raiders. Jake Plummer is gimping, but they still got enough juice. The Raiders are too old.”

“i hope pecker is wrong about the letdown against the jax. and i KNOW hes wrong about them sucking.

AND

I HAVE TICKETS TO THE GAME SUNDAY
WOOHOO!”

“Oh yeah, forgot my prediction on that one.

Colts over Jaqs.. though it'll be close. Have fun 2scoops.”

“jax has a good run defense but a secondary you could drive a truck thru.

bucs HUGE over the falx. as a matter of fact, i cant see a single prediction you made i could disagree with, arty.”

“Chargers will beat Ravens.
Titans will beat Saints.
All else, I will concur with F. Artex.
Chiefs might not even play Holmes against Texicans.”

“actually, i have to pick titans over saints, in a close one”

“also, the university of miami over the bengals and ohio state over arizona”