hey geobeet

“hey why do you call yourself geobeet?”

“There are several possible explanations, but only one true reason. I'll never tell. It's just something you'll have to find out in time.

I do love geology.
I like, but don't love beetw.
I feel like my roots are in the earth.

But none of those is the real reason.”

“What's a beetw?”

“Beets, not beetw!

Damn keys keep registering what I hit and not what I mean!”

“Ok this is not fair!


I cant think of a d@mn bad thing to say about this. nothing funny nothing stupid just nothing.


god this is bad i guess im a littl slow today.
must climb mountain and clear head very soon!!!
George is his first name and Beet I think is the beging of his last name.

Ok geo you know then when I get home thats when ill have a great comeback....


oh here is one,


beet rymes with feet and he aint got 2 too stand on...
how was that


man that was pretty p!ss poor....”

“Thank you typo police!”

“Typo Police


thats very funny becasue there seems to be alot of them running around.
oh don't forget the Spelling Police”

“Geobeet, what's the latest injury report? Still on the disabled list?

Spirit Coyote, it's really Geo"feet". He'll have to tell you why.”

“See the Good News for Geobeet thread.

Things are progressing. In another week I hope to be putting pressure on it while still in the cast, and two weeks after that I learn to walk all over again (I almost dread the first few steps when I almost fall on my face).

I keep taking my rat poison until the end of March.

Until then y'all can have the Sods to yerselves. After that, look out!”

“Geobeet, will check out the "Good News For Geobeet" thread. I saw it earlier but thought perhaps you'd just "got lucky" didn't realize it was just about your foot.

Ok, off to check it out.”

“Yeah, well, it was the leg and ankle. The fibula was broken and the ankle was dislocated. They put on a cut-down fiberglass racing cast, which prompted that thread.

Then came the blood clot which stuck me in the hospital for 10 days and got me onto rat poison for six months to keep clots from reforming.

Life is an adventure.

At least it happened on the last day of the camping trip and I got all my hikes in.”

“...check yer Email soon.”

“Oakily doakily neighborly neighbor.”

“Hey Buddur, that looks wickedly simple and elementary. A nice project for tomorrow night.

Thanks a million. I can use my AK47 bayonet and sheath to cut the hanger. The wire cutter thingy cuts through coat hangers like wire cutters through solder.”