I cant believe this...

“i went into the campus store to buy a pad of paper...first of all they didnt even sell any previously recycled stuff like at all the other campuses i've been on. So i settled on buying one of those yellow pads without the cover so there would be less waste and i dont feels so bad about destroying resourses...next thing i was standing in line surrounded by isles of packaged crap...everything from cheetoes to individually wrapped donuts. I felt sick looking at it all. Do people really eat that stuff? There was so much of it! There was not one healthy peice of fruit or vegi in the whole store. I guess i've just gotten used to buying everything loose and fresh and reuseing or recycling everything...”

“I guess if you want real food, you need to go to the cafeteria?
Interesting concept, huh?”

“Careful coyote, that kinda talk will get you labelled a communist here.”

“You're a saint Spirit. You should see what I throw down the 'ol hatch! LOL!”

“"Tinkledrinker"???”

“"next thing i was standing in line surrounded by isles of packaged crap...everything from cheetoes to individually wrapped donuts. I felt sick looking at it all. Do people really eat that stuff?"

They do after doing a couple of bowl loads of some killer weed.”

“I just have a feeling its going to be a strange day....it began be nearly being run over by a few deer on my way to my first class this morning and then sitting on the grass this preggy squirl decided to sit on my feet and beg for food...thats never happened before...I'm afraid of what might happen next...I think i'll hide here behide bacpac for a while”

“Feed the squirrel one of those nuclear orange cheese puffs, it'll probably keel right over! I agree with you, those foods are nasty.. but hey, people must be buying them plenty if the school is parading them up near the registers.”

“”

“you don't have any children do you?

im trying to stop my children from eating that crap!”

“single, childless and loving it :)”

“spirit coyote, it's a book store not a farmer's market. Get over it you whinner.”

“they will start stocking carrots next week i hear”

“it wasnt a book store it was a on campus convience store and if i want to whine i will :P”

“it wasnt a book store it was a on campus convience store"


thats what you will find at these kind of stores.

we have Bodagas here in the city. 2 on each block!”

“Don't forget mindless!”

“I eat and like lots of "healthy" foods. I cook at home most of the time, etc. However, I love, love, love to eat nasty fast food and yummy processed snacks. They just taste good, that's why there selling. (Don't get me wrong, I realize I will die tomorrow from this stuff. But, oh well, at least I enjoyed all the crap I shuffled into my mouth. LOL!)”

“yeah, what a shocker!

LOL @ newgirl :-)”

“Ask for extra biscuits...maybe you'll get a surprise.”

“It's all the secret ingredients (hydrogenated what-the-hecks, processed cheese-like products, flavor enhancing monosodium glutamate, and my all time fav. emulsified preserv-it-stuff). Yummy!




Yes . . . I am serious. Yummy!”

“next thing i was standing in line surrounded by isles of packaged crap...everything from cheetoes to individually wrapped donuts. I felt sick looking at it all.

spirit coyote
11:15:13 AM
10/01/02


Hey Spirit, have you ever watched Fear Factor. Last night there were 4 people who had to eat one of the following: a deer #&%!$, elk #&%!$, bull #&%!$ and lastly a water buffalo #&%!$. Think how sick those 4 people felt knowing they had to eat one to continue on.

Now had you rather have the crap at the store or a #&%!$ to eat.”

“Life is to be enjoyed. Living as if you're afraid of everything that you do and eat is irrational. If I could choose between living 100 years of eating granola and 65 years of eating what I think tastes good, I'd choose the latter.

Those of you who'd take that choice away from me "for my own good", go to hell.”

“Bit you're right up my alley. Want to go get some KFC and Funnions (sp?)? (See my previous posts.)”

“Oh yeah, one more thing, what the heck did they have to eat Ewker?”

“don't be so shy, bitpusher! LOL!”

“For some reason, I am particularly passionate about being able to make my own choices about what I eat. Maybe it's because I never really liked being mothered, lol....”

“It was the male animal sex object”

“Newgie, change it to Popeye's, and I'm with ya.

Do you like Fritos Scoops and bean dip?”

“Pass on the bean dip, but I'll have Frito scoops w/ sour cream. I take alot of pleasure in eating fatty milky products.

Ewker, that is freakin' awful. Who do they find to supply this stuff?”

“Newgirl, I hear most hotdogs contain some of those male sexx organs. Almost nothing goes to waste in those slaughter houses. Yummie.”

“ahh, all this talk of food! i would kill for a piece of chocolate cake right now.”

“lyra, how about a large JOHNSONville BRAT. Do you watch that show?”

“is that a proposition? and what show? ;-)”

“Fear Factor”

“duh! i realized that as soon as i posted. i've seen it several times. the "food" parts and the creepy-crawly parts are just too gross! i seriously can't watch that.”

“"Is that a proposition?" Lyra, you kill me. I'm totally going to remember that line.”

“it's sad that we don't have more healthy foods to choose from at bookstores as well as convient stores.however it can be nice sometimes to eat a snickers.”

“that just goes to show what people will do for money, but I have to admit I wouldn't mind giving it a try just to see if I could do it. The food would be the easiest part. Eat it then after you make it you go to the side and throw up...lol”

“I don't eat snickers anymore... I know what's in them... elk johnsons are a little more appetizing”

“Donman, I really love Snickers and I don't want to know why they are less appealing then an elk johnson. Please don't tell us.

How hilarious is it to say "elk johnson"?”

“You know what gets me mad? When I order the biggest, greasiest slab of meat you could possibly put in between two pieces of bread with a half pound of melted cheese, and they try to slip some lettuce and a slice of tomato in there. Like that's going to save me from the Beef Death.”

“y'all are missing the point. its a conveninece store, those foods are convenient. nicely packaged, easy to munch on without utensils, no planning required. duh!”

“newgie, Tostitos and Chili con queso then?

Or the way I make nachos...a bed of Tostitos, over which I pour a mixture of refried beans and spiced hamburger, then cover with cheese and bake in the oven until the cheese melts.

Serve topped with salsa and sour cream, with jalapeno slices on the side.

Leave out the hamburger if you're a vegetarian. Still yummy!”

“Oh yeah! That sounds good Bit! Leave out the jalapenos though.

Corp. Nasty, the "Beef Death" is the funniest thing I've read all day. Damn!”

“Good evening, Ladies...”

“Good evening, Ladies.”

“I'm seeing double and feeling triple.”

“Do I even want to ask?”