Ok I'm New

“Roseville, CA? Yikes! That's where the guy I was dating (and thought FOR SURE I'd marry) lives. Small world, heh?”

“lizzy2..... someone starting rumors, about me, again?? Not that the 'stud' thing isn't true, of course ;-) That Montana trip must just keep getting better in everyone's memory”

“Seems like everyone in the world lives here...Its getting so damn stuffy.”

“What's this about musical sleeping bags?”

“Would that be YOUR or PepperDog's memory?”

“Hey do I get Beer with this hazing?”

“if you pack it in...”

“Lizz2 - Didn't you see the thread where Pepper and I were married, for a while”

“I got a musical sleeping bag...sounds much like a tuba.

It stinks too!”

“You have to quit the pretense, didn't you see about the sleeping bag hopping? I hear tale that you are King!”

“Smiley Girl almost married Blistered's cousin???

lizzy2,you're not new, are you?

Blistered, no, you don't get beer you get to bring beer.”

“hazing - straight hazing

i didn't get any beer, u don't get none so there

anyways, welcome have a good time - and you've made it this far, what 3.5 hrs, you're doing good. ha, and as long as you keep smiling you should do fine - and have a good hike... it's an addiction so beware, that's my advice”

“curiouser and curiouser”

“LOL ... Did I miss a good thread on sleeping bag hopping.... damn!!”

“no, i almost married her boyfriend!

(wouldn't that be a hoot if it was true!)”

“Oh man, do I have to read all this crap? Can I get a summary? Is Blistered a troll? Is lizzy2 a troll? Can Buddur play the banjo? Is Tilt in a straight jacket yet?”

“i pack all my beer in....collapsable soft cooler with a 12 pack of miller lite in the plastic bottles”

“It was about the sleeping bag you hopped into in Montana! Quite the converter aren't you! Hope it was worth it. Diseases and all, not really knowing someone longer than a week.”

“Huh???”

“I heard you bragged about what you accomplished in Montana.”

“A sink is as good as a tod to a blind Norse.”

“there's a price to participate on tt, everyone new has to send me $10 just send me an e'mail”

“How can I send you $10 by e-mail?”

“Visa or MasterCard number ought to do it...”

“and does that 13% count for 2 people hiking together - with a cousin? i bet that number is higher, 'cause you don't have to search as hard”

“Take Discover?”

“I haven't found any of the 13% yet.”

“Lizzy2 - If I had half the ego you suspect, I'd be loving all this attention

Blistered - Watch out for the trolls, around here. They even bite the veterans, if they can dig their way far enough out of their own BS!!”

“as long as you get paid, otherwise we'll kick you out”

“What is a troll?”

“ha”

“????????”

“hey dun fall for that hiking nakie stuff they just wanna see you sun burn your bum!”

“you say that like its a bad thing cyote.....”

“Leeve Mr. Hog Man a lone!
I was reeeeeeel code at Monnyloosa cuz me and Gissmo resseld on the snew and I sayed "O! I am REEEEL CODE!" and Mr. Hog Man sayed "get in my sleepy bag and you will not get code no more cuz you will get warm." so I crawd in his sleepy bag but we did not do no theeng cuz Gissmo was in the sleepy bag to. Me and Gissmo did seks tho.”

“well, that clears that up. ha!

look what i've missed out on! i see everyone is in fine form, LOL! pardon me if i'm repeating others, Blistered, but how old are you and where do you live? nice to meet you, by the way.”

“Like I said I'm from Roesville Ca. I just turned 20 last week. How old are you?”

“cool beans. i'm 23...where has all the time gone? LOL!”

“Sheesh I know what you mean. It seems only yesterday I was old enough to go to the bars.”

“you remember your past lives too?? yay!
;-)
are you in college? if you've already answered that, sorry...”

“Yeah I'm going to a comunity college right now.”

“I'm 27..how old is everyone else?”

“Sooooo

Ya know how most Sit-coms have an "A" plot and a "B" plot,

And since TT is one big sitcom . . .let me see if I am following this right:


"A" plot --- newbie young woman looking for simple advice and has to wade through the typical #&%!$ to find the small grains of good stuff


and the "B" plot . . .oh what a "B" plot we have today folks . . .

"B" plot: Hodgeman of BC ALLEDGEDLY slept with Pepperdog on the Montana trip, thus "coverting" her from being a lesbian . . . and her spurned lover of almost 15 years has shown up on the board as Lizzy2" to cause trouble.

Hang on folks . .re entry could get rough . . .here is one of the questions I need answers to:

Newgirl was supposed to share a tent with Pepperdog . . .was there three in the tent???”

“oh my gosh...funny lee”

“Lee almost hit the nail on the head, yes, I have a very dear friend that was nearly suicidal after her partner of almost 15 years broke up with her for the HOG MAN! Seems she just had to have more of him and didn't want to keep the relationship with my friend anymore after that. I guess that would make it a conversion. I just don't see how such low moral standards can be so abounding on this list. I have been reading, yes, lurking until I decided that my friend won't speak up for herself, so I will take the heat. She didn't want to stir up things, but I don't give a damm. Your beloved HodgeMAN? is a pig.”

“Blistered...ignore them, they will get bored and go away.”

“Uhhh, we are not allowing any more females on this site who are married, engaged or have boyfriends.

Signed


HMWH Gestapo”

“Your right Fritz, I will.”

“Lee, yeah, I had that all figured out last night, but decided against clarifying.

lol... as to lizzy2... (WHO IS NOT ME, LIZS!!)...

Ya know, it's weird. There used to be your basic lesbian volleyball team in our women's rec. league. Fine. ("not that there's anything wrong with it" to quote a famous show)

And at least a couple of these women ended up going and --GOSH DURN IT -- getting MARRIED!! So... were there just no men they really liked during the lesbian stage? (Or just no men who liked them??) Was being a lesbian just experimentation? Or were (are)they actually bi-sexual?

I DUNNO!! THEY'RE MARRIED AND STILL MARRIED. QUE SERA!! (and no ex-lovers or friends of ex-lovers are throwing fits on sporting boards on the internet)”

“Wow! This is really friggin' Jerry Springerish. When the chair throwing and hair pulling gonna start?”