“...”

“Do we have trolls here?”

“The trolls are already on duty. Then never sleep.”

“I'm here!”

“YEE HAW!!!”

“Q. - What's a Twoll?




































A. - A Troll with a lisp.”

“Trolls suck!

8|”

“Im Not reporting for Duty sir!”

“Maple's a troll. Run for yer lives!”

“and under tilt's bed....”

“I heard Violin came out of the closet.”

“Will somebody please put him back...”

“hehe I came out of Violins closet
oh what a horror it was.....
he had no mercy

no no don't send me back....”

“Leaf, I think you need some fresh batteries for the toys in yer attic, LOL!”

“LOL @ FG”

“i hear he's a $h!tpacker now....”

“I forgot my troll's password... Plain Hiker may never be seen again!”

“Hey, there's that other thermarest!”

“not one troll posted here!”

“Need some troll bait.”

“lmao!”

“Yikes, there's a guitar under the bed!”

“Let me try this.

GORE SUCKS

BUSH SUCKS

TT SUCKS

”

“WHO TOOK MY STRAT!??!?!?”

“ALBUQUERQUE, NM—In a bizarre case that has baffled medical professionals across the country, surgeons at Albuquerque's Veterans Memorial Hospital removed a living eight-pound man from the confines of an area woman's vagina Monday.


Above: Hessman
The unusually small man, who has refused to identify himself or give a reason for his presence in the vagina, was extremely disoriented throughout the incident, and, according to eyewitnesses, was "nude and covered in blood and gore." Though the man strenuously resisted rescue attempts, screaming and kicking wildly at medical personnel, he has not yet been charged with any crime.

The woman, Ruth Hessman, a 33-year-old systems analyst from nearby Winfield, was admitted to Veterans Memorial Hospital late Sunday night complaining of strange, repeated abdominal pains and contractions occurring at regular intervals. When the painful episodes were five minutes apart, her husband drove her to the hospital.

"We get all kinds of strange things here in the emergency unit," said Dr. Carlos Mendoza, a surgeon at Veterans Memorial, "but this was something new. At first glance, Mrs. Hessman appeared to be obese, but upon closer examination, it became apparent that she was actually suffering from severe abdominal distension. After she described her painful symptoms, we conducted an examination of her vagina. Imagine our shock and surprise when we discovered that there, looking back at us, was a tiny human head."

After overcoming their initial shock, doctors discovered that the grotesque miniature head belonged to a small man. The attending physicians performed emergency surgery to forcibly remove him, then notified local police.

"At this time, we have no idea how this man came to be situated within the woman's vagina, or what motivation he might have had for being there," said Albuquerque police chief Burke Manning. "His dazed state, public defecating, and lack of clothing suggest that he is a mentally ill homeless man who was seeking shelter. Yet it's hard to believe that someone so feeble and mentally disturbed would be capable of such an intrusion. We have not ruled out the possibility that he had help."

Manning is advising Albuquerque residents to stay calm. "This is likely an isolated event," he said. "But we are nevertheless considering conducting a search of all area vaginas to see if any more small, naked men are on the prowl."

The eight-pound man has thus far refused to cooperate with police, responding to all questions with strange gurgling noises. He is also prone to sudden, violent mood swings, resting peacefully one moment and wailing uncontrollably the next. Adding to the difficulty of establishing the man's identity is his lack of fingerprints and teeth, making a match with federal records impossible.

"This man seems to have undergone some sort of massive trauma within the last 24 hours which has, in effect, wiped his memory clean and turned his mind into a blank slate," Mendoza said. "To be honest, this case couldn't be any weirder if a stork had dropped him out of the sky."”

“Alien abduction, and they screwed it up returning him.”

“Super Troll Reports as Ordered!

Mainly to announce my return to posting on TT...For those of you who have not met me, I am a benevolent troll...I began to post during the troll wars when I formed the opinion that not all trolls are by nature BAD, most just lack an adult role model to guide their behavior. I do not post to instigate, I post to educate or contribute.

Now that I have overcome the illness that caused my departure, I intend to continue to contribute to TT...”

“LOL FG! I hate it when that happens (at least its only a once in a life time thing!)”

“FG quit telling on me.... now I gotta find a new home!”