I Just Might Take Up Bouldering

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After seeing a picture of Lisa, I might just get some new gear. LOL”

“She is one hot mama. I think if it gave me a body like hers, I'd take it up too. Plus, it seems to be a whole lotta fun.”

“She looks like she hasn't had a decent meal in weeks. Quick, somebody throw a cheese burger down her throat!”

“I've been bouldering for years and I still don't have a body like hers...... Of course I'm a 42 year old guy...”

“yikes”

“Total hottie.

Bouldering's a fun sport as well.”

“Easy guys, ya don't want to get Newgirl jealous.”

“I'd like to boldher!”

“I'd climb into bed with her.”

“Can someone explain the difference between bouldering and rock climbing to me?”

“Damn! You guys are a bunch of horndogs. Sheesh.”

“i think it's sort of like the difference between caviar and fish eggs, rosey.”

“Thanks for clearing that up, Lyra :)”

“Bouldering is like how it sounds.. it's rock climbing on big boulders, instead of cliffs. Since you're only going up 10-15 feet in most cases.. ropes aren't used.”

“Rock and roll?”

“I see. Well sheeyat, I've done that tons of times! Who wants to sponsor me?”

“I think she looks like a young woman that age ought to look--just good muscles and healthy.”

“Yeh. But does she got a stinky butt?


Prolly.
do:3”

“That chick has a NICE bod.”

“but the face. yikes.”

“a brown paper bag would fix that right up”

“Her face isn't that bad. Heck, I'll take her as is!”

“She looks pretty cute to me, but I'm partial to big noses...well to a point...”

“Thanks for the explanation Artex - I had no idea what bouldering was. When I was in Acadia, I saw a woman hiking with this huge pad rolled up onto her back. I asked her what it was and she said it was a bouldering crash pad. I said thanks but thought WTF is that!

Soooo, when we goin bouldering Arty??”

“Whenever you want Pennsy! I've actually been wanting to get into rock-climbing lately, and from what I understand bouldering is a great way to start. So are indoor rock climbing gyms. Perhaps we'll have to do some bouldering in Maine!”

“Artex-

You are close to one of the best rock climbing areas on the east coast...

Head to the Shawnagunks (sp?) near new paltz...all sorts of world class bouldering and rock climbing right there in your backyard.

Gyms are also a good way to start--I joined one when I moved out here to the other coast.”

“Cool, thanks bongofreek. Yes, "the Gunks" are very close. Something to definitely look into..”

“I just wish i started climbing before I moved out here...

If I ever come back, I'd be there every weekend.

B”

“Then a bouldering we shall go Artex! Hmmm.... I think there's only 1 weekend between now and December that I won't be on a hiking trip. Gee, life sucks!”