Ok let's bang some heads together!

“we are having a Halloween party for the Cub Scouts,
So does anyone have some good ideas?
Like recipes, decorations,
you know fun stuff that 8,9,10 year olds will love...

aslo costume ideas.”

“I can skeer the whatsits out of them. (Paul, Elyce, and Zack can provide excellent references).”

“heck, i still love that game

ah, i work with this age group all the time - sometimes i think i still am this age. they all enjoy the team building type activities or just any fun games - and if you can work in some hiddin meaning for doing the games, like learning different things - all for the better.”

“How about a recipe for Hashemite brownies?”

“Hows 'bout 'pin the hotpants on the Hooters girl'?”

“uuum thats 10year olds not 30 you perv!!”

“j/k”

“Get an acorn ball tournament going!!!”

“Buy them orange Twinkies.”

“Take the BPing to Kirkridge Shelter and tell them about Brian while sitting around the campfire.”

“Invite some Catholic priests as guest speakers... it will be Survivor the real game!”

“I'm game!”

“Someone could dress up as a TT'er and scare the beejeezus out of 'em.”

“Why a Sponge Bob costume of course!”

“Hire a lesbian dominatrix to flog Goretex before their very eyes.”

“That will bring them that much closer to their Eagle Scout goal! Ahead of all the other troops.”

“When did they add the Deviant Sex Acts Merit Badge?”

“you guys are a hoot!


yes gear slut I thought of that :)
but they don't make one big enough for me”

“So, are we invited?”

“Have them try to identify slimy, gross things while blindfolded - peeled grapes for eyeballs, spaghetti intestines, etc.”

“oh, that's a good idea! i've done that before...totally creepy.”

“ooohhh YES


Id love to have you all here for the party.

This is my fav time of the year. I make a big deal out of it...”

“funny, but they did away with the Stalking Badge...
I wonder why??”

“It skeerded Gizmo!”

“Find some really good ghost stories at the library and have a guest speaker (dracula? Frankenstein?) read them in the right sorta atmosphere.

ever do that thing where you hang donuts from strings, from the ceiling, and they have to eat it with their hands behind their backs? Fun, but make sure you put a tarp underneath them.

Along with the touching slimey stuff blindfolded, make them eat "bugs", sesame seeds, "frog legs", boiled chicken wings, etc.”

“Make them read Violin's My Left Foot thread.”

“Me and Gissmo can come there and ware our cotstumes.

Gissmos cotstume is Skeery Woof Bare. My cotstume is Hopper Bug.

Gissmo wold say "wooooooooooooo I am the Skeeeeeeery Wooooooooof Baaaaaaaaare!" and all the kids will be skeerd and run the nother way. Then I (Hopper Bug) will run in and ressel up the Skeery Woof Bare.

That wold be a good trik!”

“take 'em for a walk in the woods with lanterns at night - through a grave yard, there ya go.”

“All you need is a few cans of shaving cream. Pry off the caps and find some aerosol nozzels that fit the stem of the shaving cream can.

With an aerosol nozzle shaving cream will shoot a 15 foot stream. Perfect for entertaining 10 year olds and they won't get dirty.”

“they won't get dirty but the place we are having the party will, and guess what?
I get to clean it all up.


I like the idea of ghost stories, but the last time I told a ghost story was around the campfire. During the night i heard a little cub cryng out in his sleep. the next day the father suggested to me that i may not want to tell any more stories...
to bad cause ive got alot of them.
I felt sooo bad...”

“blindfold them, tie there hands behind there backs then take them out in the woods. Take their blindfolds off and make them find there way back to camp while you scare the #$#% out of them.”

“It is shaving cream, not spray paint. Don't you have a back yard?”

“Nope!
Im in a apartment building.


We are using the church for our monthly meeting. Its were i found the pigeon (rememebr)

I did get permission first cause I didnt want them to think I wanted to kill a kid at the stroke of Midnight”

“Killing a kid at the stroke of midnight. Perfect Halloween thing. You are a genius Maple. You don't need us!”

“you're in the city right???


Drop 'em off at 165th street on halloween night in theircub scout uniform.


They have to make it to the pick up spot (say . . .90th) within two hours.


That'll scare 'em.”

“LOL


your sick

but I love it!!!”

“Bobbing for Girlscouts!”

“Where exactly are they floating?”

“Tilt are you trying to get me fired?

you cracked me up!!!”

“You could let 'em bob for Baby Ruth bars in a tub of warm, flat beer...”

“I'm trying to figure out if you'd get in less trouble for letting them bob for what that would look like...”

“Sorry Maple!


How about in a tub of Pilsner Urquell? Nah... that'd be sticky. Champagne, maybe?


Oh G-d, I'm having a Jellow Flashback.”

“I'll email you a really great recipe for a cake that's guaranteed to horrify everyone. It's called a kitty litter cake and is very convincing. It even had turds, which are actually partially melted tootsie rolls pulled and draped over the sides of the "box".

I'll email it to you when I can find the darned thing. Kids'll love it. Parents will be appalled.”

“Treebait, that sounds awesome! I wish I was having a party now....hmmm....”

“

Ingredients:
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®

1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper

Directions:
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.

Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!

Enjoy!”

“BC Bud is always appreciated by 8-9 year olds. bitpusher, how do you bob for a microdot?”

“That is perfectly disgusting!”

“I ATE THAT FOR YEARS.”

“HAhahahahahahaha...that's really funny, TB!”

“Outstanding!

Hmmmmm... what's a "vanilla sandwich cookie", like brand-wise?

I DEFINITELY know some folks who will appreciate something like this!”