HOLY JESUS I'M FAT

“MY ASS IS BIGGER THAN A TRUCK!

GOOD LORD! SOMEBODY HELP ME!”

“I guess that qualifies as a torll. Clever!”

“This is just sick. You people really need to get out there and do some hiking. Look at that guy. He's HUGE.”

“ya think?????”

“Might qualifie as a troll too.”

“HMMMMMM
maybe we can get fat goose to fatten up little Bird

then we can EAT!!!!”

“I'm not sure why, but this is making me laugh.

I haven't laughed this hard since before the peyote!”

“Keep it up, you trolls! Over time, you become ours!”

“then you must eat some more!!!”

“Back ye satan SPAWN!”

“i guess someone needs to explain to me what a torll is”

“MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS GONNA MAKE ME A FIRE HYDRANT IF'N I CUT MYSELF SHAVING WHAT DO I DO?!?”

“Yeah I would definately say it is a troll.”

“A torll is a troll who has slightly modified a regular poster's name in order to fool people into thinking that the regular poster posted something outrageous.”

“Fess up whos trying to use my name?”

“And I'm taking him out right NOW!”

“who is using my name?”

“To lose weight do the following:

1. Run.

2. eat only this recipe:

1 cup each rye flour, and whole wheat flour 1/2 cup Spelt flour 1/2 cup chicken or beef broth, or vegetable stock 1 medium whole tomato 2 tablespoons fresh parsley 2 whole garlic cloves 3 tablespoons safflower oil 1 egg or egg substitute (1 egg portion)

Put tomato, parsley, garlic, oil, egg substitute, and stock into blender and blend thoroughly. Make sure all the garlic has broken up and become a part fo the liquid.

In a mixing bowl combine the flours and slowly stir in liquid mixture and form a ball. Knead ball several times into a dough, then roll out to a thickness of about 1/4". My dogs like 1" by 2 1/2" bones for these treats. Use whatever cutter is abailable and strikes your fancy. My dogs tend to like a lot of bones in their lives.

Bake bones in a 400degree oven for about1/2 hour. Turn oven off and let treats dry out naturally until very, very hard.

Yeild about 24....1" by 2 1/2" doggie diet delight bones.”

“Slimfast works well goose”

“I'M TOO FAT FOR SLIMFAST I NEED SOMETHING TO STOP MY BELLY FROM RUBBIN THE STEERIN WHEEL OF MY TRUCK WHEN I AINT IN IT”

“Did You read my post at all?”

“That HAS to be violin. He's the only fatty I know of around here!

”

“JESUS H JEHOVAH CHRIST! I AINT THAT DAMN BIG!”

“LOOK AT THAT DANG GUT!”

“I think he's cute.

Of course, he could do with a little more hiking, but I like the little glasses!”

“Stop calling me fatty, Snow Nymph.

I prefer to be called rotund.”

“You could eat two or three babies at a sitting with that capacity!”

“Hey Violin, you know I'm just kidding ya. You aren't as fat as GeoBeet.”

“UP, do you have a picture of yourself?”

“Nooooo!!!

He's right!”

“I'll take him hiking with me....”

“snicker...”

“Damn trolls.”

“I like what I'm seeing, UP, except what is that scar from?”

“I was really amused when I thought it was you, FG.

Then I was even more amused when I found I had been had by a torll...”

“FORGET ALL THAT, JUST HELP VIOLIN!!!”

“I'll help em work off that gut....hmmmm”

“Shhhh, bit, we won't tell anybody...”

“This thread made me laugh so hard I almost cried!

Violin, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a few days, thanks!

ROFL!”

“Phadrus, I see you have small glasses, too... Hmmm...”

“..and a dirty chin.”

“Dat chick ain't got no drawers on!”

“Dat chick is Snow Nymph.

"Revenge of Violin-Man."”

“It's Paula Abdul!”

“NO ONE WILL HELP ME! YOU PEOPLE ARE WITHOUT SOULS!”

“Take a hike!”

“ductape knows all about this type thing Fathergoose! hell trim your belt! hehe”

“what? Snow Nymph all sprawled out on us?

You know you're fat when you have to attach a WIDE LOAD sign to the back of your backpack”