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Drug Induced Celine Dion Hallucination

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Dude, she's right here and speaking to me in French.
Buddha Bear
2:12:46 PM
10/02/02

Take her man, she's yours. What are you waiting for?

Son, you mount the woman.
Geobeet
2:21:58 PM
10/02/02

Maybe she'll give you a hummer...(or at least a Grand Cherokee...)
Father Goose
2:23:24 PM
10/02/02

I just told her to eat something.
Buddha Bear
2:25:50 PM
10/02/02

I tried mounting a woman once, but my wife won't let me display her in the living room.
bitpusher
2:26:10 PM
10/02/02

I wonder if Prowler talks to her too?
Buddha Bear
2:31:20 PM
10/02/02

Buddha, you sick man? Home, ill? Celine Dion...... SHUDDER!!!
lizs
2:33:48 PM
10/02/02

Hey, she's not so bad.

Why are all the cute girl singers married to their Svengali managers?
bitpusher
2:36:55 PM
10/02/02

bit pusher...you just lost all credibility
Two errors. Celine is neither a singer nor is she cute.

She screams, and if it weren't for the vast resources available to her from cosmetics companies, she would be picking blueberries in British Columbia.
mountainmaster2003
3:44:06 PM
10/02/02

Fergit mm'03, bit. His best friend is obviously Rosey Palm.
Father Goose
3:51:51 PM
10/02/02

I never had any credibility to begin with...I just like girls with big noses...

And I never claimed she was Leotyne Price, either...
bitpusher
3:54:01 PM
10/02/02

I have learned something here. Men think Celine Dion is cute. hmmmm... I have to ponder on this a bit....
lizs
3:54:11 PM
10/02/02

Leotyne Price???? Any relation to Vincent...?
Father Goose
3:55:28 PM
10/02/02

Oops that should have been Leontyne Price...

...and no, I don't think so, FG...
bitpusher
3:57:29 PM
10/02/02

Next he'll be seeing Whitney Houston.
Gear Slut
4:01:33 PM
10/02/02

"I have learned something here. Men think Celine Dion is cute. hmmmm... I have to ponder on this a bit...."
lizs
03:54:11 PM
10/02/02

Celine Dion cute...NOT
Ewker
4:02:32 PM
10/02/02

Buddha: That's about the swcariest thing I have ever heard read on TT. The appearance of this demonic vision - is a sign of your impending damnation. There is still time to change the road you are on. Repent and change your ways or you will one day find yourself forever trapped in one of the darkest realms of hell: one beyond even Dante's powers of imagination... a land full of such tortures that a Barry Manilow ballad and a Budweiser would come as sweet relief.
pedxing
4:08:56 PM
10/02/02

"All by myself" was not such a good song, but it never did anything to deserve what SHE did to it!
pedxing
4:10:18 PM
10/02/02

I thought Celine Dion was kind of the female equivalent of a Michael Bolton.
lizs
4:10:40 PM
10/02/02

I'd do her.
Tinkledrinker
4:28:18 PM
10/02/02

liz...you make assumptions from a faulty premise
MEN do not think Celine Dion is cute. Father Goose and pitbusher think she is cute.
mountainmaster2003
4:30:24 PM
10/02/02

...but then again, I'd do a snake if somebody would hold it.
Tinkledrinker
4:33:13 PM
10/02/02

hallucinations can be awesome,celine dion cant.
She cant sing and she dances around on stage like some emaciated robert plant/elvis impersonator.
davex
7:35:48 PM
10/02/02

hallucinations can be pleasant,celine dion cant.
She cant sing and she dances around on stage like some emaciated robert plant/elvis impersonator.
davex
7:36:20 PM
10/02/02

Yet another echolalia sufferer...
Father Goose
7:38:20 PM
10/02/02

Buddha, now that my sister seems to be doing okay and I don't have to concentrate all my prayers and positive vibes on that, I'll do you a little favor. I'll pray for your salvation, because I think Ped is right. Having this Celine vision is a sign of your impending damnation. Sheesh, what did you do to deserve this, boy?
newgirl
8:35:01 PM
10/02/02

Truly Buddha, if you're having Celine Dion hallucinations, it's time to change drugs. It's what they called a bum trip in the old days.
Geobeet
8:52:15 PM
10/02/02

Ask your doctor for a fentenyl patch. You stick it on your skin and you get three days of pain relief without having to take any other pain meds. They do make you a little tired at first though.
richb
9:00:19 PM
10/02/02

geobeet,wasnt it the brown acid?Something brown anyway :)
davex
9:37:55 PM
10/02/02

What happened, that our wise Buddha Bear is on pain meds?
lizs
10:06:16 PM
10/02/02

What kind of Mushrooms have you been eating?????

Woaaaa the colors!!!!

8D
Crazy Mike Backpacks
10:08:41 PM
10/02/02

It's OK folks, the Celine Dion vision turned out to be Violin trolling as Reese Witherspoon. I'll never forgive violin for this one, not in the condition I'm in right now.

Damn hallucination trolls!
Buddha Bear
4:17:30 AM
10/03/02

Celine Dion=Gag Reflex


Buddha Bear-
Is she/it teachin' you French in your dreams?


lizs-
So ya like Michael Bolton?
Tom Terrific
6:54:49 AM
10/03/02

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