You Know You're a Newbie If...

“athman? sounds like an insult with a lisp.”

“I used to lisp but I got tired of counting all those damn parentheses.”

“I remember Tarp Rat from when I first started posting on TT around two years ago.. back in the days of yore.

Welcome back, Jack.”

“I still haven't ever clicked on the lime green jello thread.

That's my claim to fame”

“How many times has Tarp lost his shiit on here since then?”

“He's been very quiet for several months.

I've always wondered what kind of person would pack with a rat.”

“Last time I think he stormed off over politics and the insensitivity and stupidity of some TTers.


He'll be glad to know things haven't changed!”

“i've never seen him post before...does that make me a newbie?”

“You're supposed to say

'Comeone Biz, try it try it. We guarantee you'll like it..'”

“definitely”

“I tried it once.”

“Tarp Rat! Answer the questions!”

“You've never been in an invisible thread?”

“...You don't know the difference between a troll and a torrl.”

“...You think the thread title is indicative of the conversation topic in a thread.”

“You go to Phil's photo page and you think it's so freaking hysterical you spit up pop all over your keyboard.”

“by the way where the heck is my favorite mispeller from NJ?


come on you guys know who I'm talking about!”

“tea

Ah. Maybe it's track season.”

“I guess I'm a newbie biz, I still do that on occassion.”

“You think everybody is somehow like you on this board. Because they backpack.”

“No, Ice is watching his hero on Fox News.”

“...if you don't know how to post an invisible message.”

“btw, that ad scared the #&%!$ out of me the first time. and maybe the second too.”

“...if you don't know who Mel's "boys" are.”

“If someone blocks your ISP just go back in with a new internet provider. Use free 30-day trial software from AOL or Earthlink or whoever for your heavy duty trolling. Each will have a different ISP and they'll never keep you out. You'll be an immortal Troll God.”