Short Yellow Bus

“ok,,,someone open the first Bud while I get this funnel attached to the hose”

“~BURP~”

“I tried to get on the bus, but the bus driver wouldn't open the door in spite of the fact that I had a bottle of brandy in hand. Guess the driver liked whiskey. :-(”

“In college, I once saw a guy down a six pack through an oversize bong. He reeled around the house for a few minutes then blew beer and chunks all over the bathroom. And I mean everywhere!

I got the hell out of there quick. What a bunch of idiots.”

“What is the purpose of this thread? Are you making fun of people with challenges? If so, you should all be flogged.”

“your to quick for us TD......”

“A six pack beer bong? WTF?? 4.5 pounds of beer hitting the stomach in 10 seconds would cause a massive eruption

ok,,lets try it out on mapleleaf...”

“NO WAY JOSE, it's your idea you go first!~

I double dog dare ya!”

“OK, someone go get the Cuervo and let's try it...”

“bp is trying to create the human torch,,,everybody stand back”

“Hey, ML's the one who asked for JOSE!”

“The driver drinks single malt scotch whisky Stump.”

“smart driver”

“If you let chili on the bus, you have to let me on”

“Please - don't let the drive drink single malt Scotch - it dulls the senses and s/he may hit something, like a dog running around loose.”

“I'm unemployed, lucky if I can find the coins to buy beer. Do you think the driver will take pity on me and let me on the bus with a 6-pak of Sam Adams?”

“He wouldn't let me on with Sam Adams. I had to cough up the Glenfiddich.”

“"If you let chili on the bus, you have to let me on"
lawyer
03:39:33 PM
05/29/03

Two lawyers, a couple cases of beer, and a beer bong....on the same bus....LMAO...


the rest of you guys better get off the bus now.”

“I have no choice but to fide the yellow bus now...but can I at least paint it with hippy psychodelic colors?”

“I am NOT riding in a "Partridge Family" bus. Put the paint down and slowly step back.”

“Can I get on the bus?

Or should I report to the naked thread?”

“NO IM PAINTING IT! ~begins paining swirls of color in bright greens pinks and blues~”

“Put the paint down and I will let you hit the beer bong.....”

“~paints big bright colored flowers~”

“I will throw in a shot of tequila too, if you put the paint down....”

“~ish high on the paint fumes :D! Paints a big peace sign~”

“Oh well,,,might as well sit back and watch the artist at work.”

“~makes the buss look like this: http://community.webshots.com/photo/74937996/74938107PKaixm~”

“Wohoo who wants to ride on the new pshchodelic bus now? :D”

“your not painting it are you?


STOP SMELLING THE PAINT!!”

“I already did! :P”

“I look at this paintjob and suddenly remember going to a Grateful Dead concert...




drops, drops, drops......”

“Yetch, I'm getting out of this bus! Yuck!”

“you cant the drying paint made the doors stuck :S sorry...”

“Pulls emergency window out and bolts out of the formerly short yellow bus, heading for freedom.”

“then geo gets run over by gojo coming back from the pet store in a big hurry!”

“Look - that Lyra girl has phat knees!”

“And what is that furry thing on them?”

“Mold!

8)”

“I still call SHOTGUN!!”

“Maple, quit kicking me with those damned saddle shoes.”

“I want the back, bustas!”

“I like girls that kick!


8)”

“Huh?

Kick what?”

“you just like shinny things!”

“I am still a little tanked from hitting tequila in the Jellow pool all day. I want to sit by the window.”

“if you puke on my new shoes, i'll get BB to kick your butt mister!!”

“wait hold the phone,

is this bus going to chilis
Bachelor Party?”

“YES! Its the party bus. Keg is in the back with me!”

“I have brought some very fine cigars also.

8)

And yes I do like things that shine.”