Short Yellow Bus

“you shoulda seen my neihboors the other day...OMG I went out to take the trash out and the moment she spotted me this strange cat lady comes over and talks my ear off for half an hour about ehr cats...I jsut couldnt get away...UGH just as I was managing to slip away there was a rukus...some man got shoved outta a green car. He was wearing nothing but skivvies (he lives in our neighboorhood and has a wife and 3 kids) he was yelling at the top of his lungs "you #&%!$ing whore! yopu niger!" throwing peoples garbage cans around and kicking cars and fences for like 20 minutes. By this time all my neighbors were out gawking. You could hear him as he made his way home, still yelling and cursing... UGH lol”

“You saw this from the bus? Why didn't you get off the bus? It was probably Mike! :-)”

“Wow Spirit, your neighborhood makes mine sound pleasant.”

“naw...its an ok neighborhood...its surrounded by some bad neighborhoods though. So...does this bus stop at bacpac's house?
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“I'm getting on the bus again and going home (boy, dont I ever learn to avoid this trap?) so see you all tomorrow night! :P”

“A band scheduled to appear at a summer concert in Suffolk, Va., changed its name after some local parents complained that it was insensitive to students with special needs, reports the Suffolk News-Herald.

The band, named "Special Ed and the Short Bus," will perform at the Suffolk concert series under the name "Muskrat Family BBQ" after parents complained about the name.

"For those who might not understand the derogatory nature of this name, many students with disabilities require some type of accommodation while being transported to their education program," School Board Chairman Lorraine B. Skeeter wrote in a letter of complaint.

"Students with disabilities are often segregated to smaller buses due to the necessity of a wheelchair lift, program locations and human resource assistance during transport. These buses are often labeled 'short buses' by those insensitive to students with special needs," she wrote.

Somehow this sounds appropriate.”

“can I ride the short bus if I'm intoxicated?”

“I thought intoxication was a requirement.”

“I'm driving damnit!”

“don't leave without me!!!”

“Well where is everybody at...I'm on a time limit here. Bring it on people before I peel out.”

“i'm ready to go, come on lets go, how come we're not on our way yet, are we there yet? come on, what's goin on, lets go now, please lets get movin lets go i can't wait to get on the road!!!”

“I've been in the parking lot hollerin for 'em to get on Simer! GET IN THE BACK!”

“I'm not sharing this seat with the smelly kid!”

“Can we stop someplace to eat? I'm starving.”

“get off if you can't handle it!”

“My windows stuck!”

“I think they're stuck for our own safety.


Where's our driver?????”

“I had to go get a drink or two or three..Ya'll ready!? We're takin off!”

“only if you're sharing your drinks!”

“I'm going to sleep in the back.

Nobody better write on me or I'll tell!”

“I wouldn't write on anybody. Now as for shaving one of your eyebrows off.......”

“whats that blue light back there Sarge???”

“*paints sarge blue*”

“Simer!! I can see you in the mirror!! If Sarge wakes up you're in major She-it.”

“P-TOOEY!! (spitball hits the rearview mirror.....SvenGolly and Sarge and Simer point at each other)”

“*thump thump* uh oh ...what was that? I think I just ran over something.”

“But mommy I dont want to ride on teh yellow bus!”

“What momma don't know won't hurt momma!

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“Oh man, now I am singing that song... gotta find the guitar tab!”

“KITTIE!!!!!!!!


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“OH Lord, I hope Fullmoonbat or whatever his name isn't on this bus”

“I know I'm some where in the middle of the bus, but everything looks so strange.”

“I say we let Rosa Parks drive for awhile.”

“I want to go. but you all have to promise no singing....the wheels on the bus go round and round....
you will make me cry!”

“How about "the Ants go marching?"”

“Johnny Cash's "The Man Comes Around" is good driving music.”

“anything that has nothing to to do wheels.....they scare me :(”

“Most all of Johnny's stuff is good driving music.”

“Roadhouse Blues. Riders on the storm.”

“so after much thought. I have decided to no longer ride the short yellow bus with you freaks. I am going to ride the blue bus with Jim Morrison!”

“I'm on the Magic Bus!”

“Ya caaaaaaaan't have it!”

“mapes. Im joining you. I'll bring the magic dust.”

“LOL. ok but my bus my rules got it?


get in
sit down
shut up
hang the freak on”

“as long as I can sleep for a while”

“can i come?”

“sleep?
no sleeping on this bus.
up and adam.
maybe scorch, what are you bringing on board?”

“my doggie!”

“oh very cool. he can drive!”