“No Tilt you still can not sing!!!”

“leave him alone ML, after a couple more brewskies, he will be just fine”

“Waaaa, Trekker John took my tinfoil hat and lime green jellow when he got off the short yellow bus!!!”

“i have an idea....lets plaster chewing gum on maple!”

“we can make her a cast out of chewing gum”

“anybody ready for another brewski?

Somebody check the bus driver.”

“pass the beer,,,,”

“Hey driver, what was that lady doing to that man in the red car that's passing us???”

“who has the John Barleycorn CD? put it on. Has "Glad" on it too.”

“Geobeet, if you don't know what they were doing then you belong on another bus..


BAN GEOBEET”

“chili, quit dropping quarters underneath spirit coyote's seat.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO MAN!”

“I dunno geo,,,,she must be tired,,,

she has her head in his lap...”

“Ewwwww, Violin's book bag stinks!”

“ban chili and geo for being dummies!

hay I found this book under my moms bed, hay what are they trying to do to each other?
I saw a doggie doing that and my dad hit him in the nose with a rolled news paper..

HIT THE LADY”

“that's because someone barfed in it....”

“OH MY GAWD



sorry pathman they made me do it...



gross yuk”

“Hey chili, we broke it!

Simultaneous posts, Last Poster List says you posted last, the thread puts me last.”

“dun make me start telling 'yo mama' jokes!”

“GIMME THAT GAWDDAMNED FOOTBALL NOW!”

“ooohhh you broke it,
Im tellin



Hay Mr. Matt.............”

“yo mama's so short, she poses for bowling trophies.”

“im think your mama shoulda flushed you when she had a chance..........



j/k”

“pathman,,,,we discovered a glitch...

will we be famous now???”

“do they lead to large shakes and double Quarterpounders with cheese?”

“They contain acrylimide!!!!!!! It's now a controlled substance.”

“i'll pass”

“SHUDDYAP BACK THER-AH!!! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO COME BACK THERE AND SLAP SOME SKULLS!”

“we get spankings on this bus?”

“well if you do come back,,,,bring another couple of those brewskies...

I'm still burping dust back here.”

“So how many people are on this bus????

8)”

“what the hell does that mean?”

“What kind of dust? This isn't the "Magic Bus" is it?”

“oh it's kinda like having cotton mouth?”

“look, look! see how many fries i can stick in my nose!”

“EVERYONE SIT ON YOUR HANDS!

NOW!!!!”

“spirit's sitting on Buddha's hands!”

“i cant chili is already on my hands”

“well,,,,actually, I think spirit coyote's hands are on me...”

“O.o”

“Wow, this thread degenerated into a porno shoot.”

“Who took my puddin' pack?!?!?!”

“Man, who left the Gerry Curl slime all over the window and back of the seat?”

“BUDDAH BEAR! PUT AWAY THE ONE-EYED WONDER WORM AND REPORT FOR DETENTION WHEN WE GET TO SCHOOL!!!”

“rosey,,

that's not gerry curl slime,,,,it's pimp oil,,,

what do you think has been stinking to high heaven?”

“she took it out, not me!”

“The big problem I have with this thread is it reminds me too much of being at home with my kids.”

“I ate the pudding, Buddha. It was YUMMY!”

“bb, pull over,,,,fritz want's off the bus”