Short Yellow Bus

“:O I call shot gun!”

“The bus driver has a shot gun, and we don't know why!”

“I would go up and ask him about that shotgun,,,,,but the "I hate lawyers" tattoo on his forearm leads me to believe I am better off staying in the back of the bus.”

“What happened? I've been sleeping in the back of the bus and nobody noticed I was missing! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

“excuse me?



:O I call shot gun!"
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10/06/02


blistered I called shotgun on the very 2nd post. please go back and check it.!!

this is just wronge!!!
you are in soooo much trouble mister, wait till I tell geobeet and hes gonna kick your butty.”

“kids dont you think its time to go home now?”

“What, ... are ya crazy??? Some of us don't have homes, ya know? Be quiet before we pull your pigtail. And don't tell Mom and Dad either, or you know what will happen!

Hey Mither, can thith buth do theventy lebben?”

“And Blithter, Maple getth da thyotgun seat, got it buthter?”

“if you pull mine i'll pull yours!”

“Thtick a banana in hith ear Maple. That'll fix him!”

“Ooopth, I meant her ear. I forgot Bithter'th a she.

I don't have no pigtailth Thpirit, Ha Ha!”

“Is the bus fixed yet? Are we going anywhere? Man these place is filthy. Look stikmon and lizs wrote on the wall of the bus.

Ahhhmmmmmmm.....I'm telllliiiinnnnnn.”

“Oh no, not again!”

“SHOTGUN DAMNIT!!!

SHOTGUN
SHOTGUN











PS. SHOTGUN”

“Where's a shotgun?”

“I called the frontseat!!!


any other silly questions????


NO KITTY THAT's MY SEAT”

“THere was a woman comedian who had a short bus routine . . .


Ruder, rubin . . .something.”

“bacpac is sqatting in the bac..

eewwwwwwwwwww....gross”

“RITA RUDNER ...

Something to the effect:

I don't like to come right out on a first date and ask a guy if he's, you know, normal . . .so instead I like to ask whether he rode to school on a long bus . . .or on a short bus.”

“I've got a bomb.

BANG

The bus is totalled. You're all dead. End of thread.”

“wiat! here comes the yellow submarine to save us!”

“Is it full of seamen?”

“There goes that little voice again inside my head
what a strange thing to do, it`s he said, she said
it all started out like a game, don`t you see
I`d say this, if they happened to say that to me
there`s stranger things, what with those powers that be
what started out as a game back then turned into poetry
it`s how we start out in our life that effects us
y`all are a mess, got room for one more on the bus”

“Ahhhmmmmmmmm....stikmon and lizs are kissing in the back of the bus.”

“ewww! they're swapping cooties!”

“hay if you cant crap in the woods and pee, can we do it here?”

“Kill my brain!

8)”

“oh no...get me outta here i have no idea how i got on THIS buss again..”

“That cat looks drugged!

8)”

“Where's the party at?”

“spirits house.”

“Yes, yes my prettys...Come to my house and have a BREW or two to drink....














You won't know what hit you my soon to be zombies! My future evil legion!”

“This one!”

“um geo are you riding the bus alone again?”

“Not if you're on it, but I'm sitting in your seat. Nyah Nyah!”

“I've been sitting in the back seat forever! Not even the bus driver noticed I was still here! :-(”

“LOL but I get the frontseat.....


greatttttt”

“Hey look! If you move your arms like this it feels like you're running at a really incredible rate!”

“Don't let Pennsy get on the bus. You KNOW what HE'LL do!”

“NO ITS FARTEX

hold your noses.....”

“Awwwwwwww man! Why'd ya go and do that for?”

“Dang, stunk up the whole bus!”

“{Shrugs shoulders}

Mom said if I hold it in too long, I could spontaneously combust.”

“Don't anybody light a match, we'll all go up in flames!”

“Might as well let Pennsy on. At least if something catches on fire he can put it out.”

“hay, are any of you fellas wearing booties????


im a sucker for a guy in booies :)~”

“Real Men Wear Boots!”

“yes but whats under there boots?
thats what I want to know”

“toe fungus!”