I need to rap

“Yo, yo, yo yo

Rollin' thru the hood on a hot autumn day

Seat trippin' back lookin' for some play

Bust a cap in yo a$$ with 5.0 on my tip

Crazy mike likes to hike when the weather's kinda nip

Biz needs a slap on da back of that a$$

That's somethin' Super pimp daddy buddha cannot pass

homey binkley's pagin' smiley cause he wants to get the digits

they get togehter for some 40's and to bowl a few small midgits

Da short yellow bus pulls us and out steps my homey chili

He flashes da babes a grin and then ziiippppp he free's willy

Now matt'll censor me like he did with the last

Punbkyou better watch your back, I'll bust a cap in yo' a$$

Late peace, ooouuuuuuuut”

“nice one”

“Your crackin me up. Are you going to make the trip?”

“ROTFLMAO!”

“I'm sittin here at work lookin at the rain.

But come tuesday i'll be on that plane.

headin up north to a state called michigan.

if i'm in the right spot i'll do sum fishin.

hiking with a bunch of strangers i've never met.

hopefully this is somethin i won't regret.

for now that's the end of this rhyme.

but i'll catch down the trail..for the..next time.”

“hehehehehe”

“C-R-U-S-T-crusty
M-U-S-T-Y-musty
B-U-S-T-Y-busty
em-n-em-got nothing on me
nothing on me
Buddha Bear got lusty”

“awrite, you can roll wit me Biz

yeeeeeah boooooyyyyyeeeee”

“Biz and buddah rollin to the crib.

they get and a wreck and buddah breaks a rib.

rollin to the hospital with the medical staff.

and all of a sudden he starts seeing giraffes.

so that's the adventure of buddah and biz.

i got to go now...got to go take a wizz.”

“bbinkley must be a white boy.

LOL”

“UMMMMM...What made you say that?”