I am a virgin!

“i was a Virginian until Tarpy got ahold of me! true story.”

“I don't know Tango, you're really not impressing me with your esp powers here.”

“This thread reminds me of the line from a Kristopherson song:

"Ever since the first I had, the worst I had was good."”

“Hey lyra, I was born a Virginian!”

“Reminds me of time when the father of a friend of mine was bemoaning the fact that there were so few virgins anymore (this was the early 80's). I told him not to get too depressed about it, because they were making new ones everyday.

He got a laugh out of it.”

“gosh, from that to "Party In My Mouth" king. what happened, Artex???
;-P heeehehehe!!”

“He's a fast learner.”

“Living in Virginia, then New York, then Florida, then New York/New Jersey tends to do strange things to one's mind. I think my father taking me to a Kiss concert when I was five may also explain a lot.”

“Were you the little kid they pulled up on stage during "God of Thunder"?”

“No, unfortunately. Our seats were in the way back. :-(”

“Bummer. Oh well. Thought maybe we'd have another one of those "TT Brush With Greatness" things.”