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I am a virgin!View MessagesA virgin “in old Celtic lore is a woman who stood on her own, owing nothing to any person for a space of time. Minimum 3 years. Woo Hoo!!!!” 7:59:50 PM 10/04/02 “congrats” 8:00:27 PM 10/04/02 “Way to go! 8)” 8:00:48 PM 10/04/02 “But tango! What about the ten bucks you owe me????” 8:11:33 PM 10/04/02 “Dang!!!!!!!! Ouch!!!!! 8p” 8:13:23 PM 10/04/02 “so, what's that make you if you owe someone money???” 8:20:12 PM 10/04/02 “A typical American.” 8:20:55 PM 10/04/02 “NO DEBT = VIRGIN DEBT = ???” 8:22:09 PM 10/04/02 “Fritz let me reiterate- nothing to nobody. THAT MEANS YOU!! ;-)” 8:22:10 PM 10/04/02 “Dang!!!!! You get em tango!!!!! 8)” 8:23:04 PM 10/04/02 “OK, nice concept. You can "find" your virginity. Cool! Maybe I'll be a virgin someday...” 8:23:25 PM 10/04/02 “Not just debt, debt to a person. If you were a woman and supported yourself for that long a time you were considered a virgin. Cool huh? LOL Fritz” 8:23:37 PM 10/04/02 “I just thought it was cool! When I read that!!” 8:24:39 PM 10/04/02 “Hmmm... (thinking about it) OK, tango, got a riddle for you. What does a virgin eat for breakfast?” 8:25:12 PM 10/04/02 “Whatever I want!!” 8:26:03 PM 10/04/02 “Dang! You're too smart for me!” 8:26:21 PM 10/04/02 ;-D “Fritz Remember that!!” 8:30:47 PM 10/04/02 “So that's what a virgin is? Jeez, and all this time I was thinking it meant something else.” 8:32:37 PM 10/04/02 “Cool isn't it!!” 8:34:30 PM 10/04/02 “No, Geobeet, you silly man! Those are "Virginians!"” 8:34:38 PM 10/04/02 “Oh, gotcha, ... like the Virginian Queen?” 8:39:09 PM 10/04/02 “James Drury, Lee J. Cobb...” 8:55:53 PM 10/04/02 funny story “i went to a catholic grade school and in 6th grade our class did one of the holiday masses. we practiced all week to get everything right. there was one kid who did a reading who kept saying virginian mary instead of virgin mary. after all week of practicing they finally broke him of it and then on the big day he blew it and said virginian cause he was so nervous. started hitting himself in the head and yelling at himself right there in front of everyone. we still bring it up to him from time to time.” 9:01:26 PM 10/04/02 “ductape--That poor kid.” 9:14:30 PM 10/04/02 “It builds character.” 9:16:25 PM 10/04/02 “And when he gets all flustered on his wedding night, he'll ask, "Honey, are you still a virginian?"” 9:17:24 PM 10/04/02 “Geo-Isn't that what you said on your wedding night? Kind of like saying to the Dr. "My friend has this problem..."” 9:22:32 PM 10/04/02 Tango “What were you doing there on my wedding night? And which wedding night was that? One of them or both of them? Sheesh, da very noive uv dat goil!” 9:29:44 PM 10/04/02 “Just an educated guess!!” 9:31:24 PM 10/04/02 “Actually, that's not what I said on either wedding night. Now, let's see how educated you really are: ... ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dink, da ding ding ding” 9:35:19 PM 10/04/02 “Tango? A Virgin? I'm not going to say a word.” 9:46:45 PM 10/04/02 “TT guys don't kiss and tell.” 9:48:21 PM 10/04/02 “Wrong Idea there Fritz. Lemme change my post to, I'm gonna be nice and not post here. LOL!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 10:02:30 PM 10/04/02 “LOL...” 10:05:42 PM 10/04/02 “ummmm how nice” 10:17:57 PM 10/04/02 “So tell me Tango, if I loan you ten bucks, does that mean I took your virginity?” 11:01:54 AM 10/05/02 “Geo- What you said on your wedding night "Ah, sorry honey this has never happened to me before!" Dude all I have to say to you is bzzzzz-ouch bzzzzz-ouch bzzzzz-ouch hisssssss- whoops gotta go! Geo- the loan of ten bucks No thanks! Carrying my pack wellll...” 5:07:34 PM 10/05/02 Wrong, wrong, wrong “Try again!” 6:42:37 PM 10/05/02 “For Some Unknown Reason, I'm suddenly reminded if that immortal line... "Sorry, Chief, but you've either got to roll out more hose or stand closer to the fire."” 7:10:24 PM 10/05/02 “No debt = virgin?? WTF?? Why do I suddenly feel like a slut??” 9:24:34 PM 10/05/02 “gEE...by that standard I will give birth to a messiah any day now... :P” 2:04:46 AM 10/06/02 “"Virgins, they're nice after the first 3 or 4, but it gets really old after awhile.... all that teaching and patience. Gimme a semi experienced girl, then you'll have struck gold my friend." --- the following was taken from the upcoming future best selling book HMWHC Memoirs of the Pimpdaddy's with forward written by Tarp Rat.” 10:23:48 AM 10/06/02 Geo to wife on wedding night “Size doesn't matter, really! Just think of Mighty Mouse! ;-) Chili--It only pertains to women as far as I can tell!! DOM- I would really like to be there for that 'birth'” 10:31:28 AM 10/06/02 “Still wrong Tango, but then what could I expect from a virgin?” 11:56:05 AM 10/06/02 ;-D “Geo to wife on wedding night... Honey this isn't viagra, no really it's just a multi vitamin! LOL” 6:14:23 PM 10/06/02 “LMFAO!!!!! 8D” 6:16:40 PM 10/06/02 “Keep trying sweetie. You are amusing me. (Viagra wasn't even a glint in its inventor's eye back when)” 6:50:15 PM 10/06/02 “Tango, "size doesn't matter" only those who have to say that, say that...:) What other idiot said, "it isn't what you've got, it's how you use it." Someone probably never mentioned to that person, "those who don't have much don't get to use it." hehehe I'm usually on a mountain on a Sunday, but they're all closed here in So Cal, so I get a little strange playing computer......Go Angels!!!” 7:00:50 PM 10/06/02 “mm2003--My point exactly!! If you have heard those words "size doesn't matter" I say sorry about your luck!!” 8:30:03 PM 10/06/02 “Geo to new wife on honeymoon night... Honey you're gonna have to lay on your stomach, I'm not used to the other position!!J/K (Couldn't resist!)” 8:35:49 PM 10/06/02
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