All alone in the TT Forest

“I was walking through the TT forest with Spirit Coyote, and when I looked around I was all alone.

I'm skeerded!”

“It's skeery in the TT forest without nobody around. I might get jumped by the skeery woof bare. I do wish Sarabelle would come to my rescue.

OMIGOD, IS THAT? ... Phew, just an old tree stump.

The skeery woof bare could be hiding behind those rocks, ready to jump me. I gotta be real careful.”

“I can't even see any trolls.”

“Nobody but me has posted in the past half hour.

HELLO? ANYBODY OUT THERE?

Not one word. So that means the rustling sound I just heard must be, ... Oh god, ...”

“Boo....”

“It's the skeery woof bare!!! AAAAAAAAAAUUUGGH!”

“What are you doing out! Go back to bed, doctor's orders!”

“I would hang around and hep ya look frer da skeery woof bare, but its saturday and since i cant go on the trail there is lots of beer to be had, so ill check in on ya later. To stay safe remember these somple rules:

1.- Strangers have the best candy.
2.- Get a ride home with the first person that offers you one.
3.- If you see the skeery woof bare stare him down.
4.- If you see any bear cubs try to play with them to pass the time.
5.- Dont forget to keep moving so someone can find you.
6.- If it gets cold at night, bears and wolfs are nice and warm to cuddle up to(except the skeery woof bare).
7.- Look in small caves for stored food.
And last, dont, WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT LIGHT A SIGNAL FIRE!!!, rember, "Only you can prevent forest fires".

C-ya in a few.”

“Ohhhhmigod, ... I hear voices now. But nobody's there. It might be the skeery woof bare. It might be a troll. It might be gonzo or cpl nasty. It can't be maple leaf because I don't hear any bad words. It can't be Father Goose because I don't hear hysterical laughter, just voices. And it's definitely not Sarabelle because nothing's sniffing my stinky butt.”

“It's just me......trying to pry the snickers bar out of you pack....”

“I think I'll hide behind this big rock and eat my, ... WHATTHEF*&%? My Snickers bar is gone!”

“hehehehehehehehehehe


snickers....


hehehehehehehehehehehe”

“Was that the skeery woof bare? Did the skeery woof bare steal my Snickers bar?

Oh gawd, I wish Artex were here. He'd rassle the skeery woof bare and give me jerky to eat.”

“geobeet, its time to take your meds and go back to bed like corp, said!”

“Maple, ... That you?”

“yeah it tis be me!”

“Wow. For the longest time I was all alone in the TT forest. Thought sure the skeery woof bare would eat me.

So, what's to do the rest of the day?”

“eat sleep and be merry!



or go on a hot date with your husband!!!”

“uuummm that didnt sound right did it?




I mean Im going on a hot date with My hubby.


that better?


Im just as scarry as skeery woof”

“Have a great date with YOUR husband.”

“(Tapping geobeet on the shoulder...)

hey.....

Where is everyone? Where did they go?


Are you thinking what I'm thinking?


Did.......(gulp) someone get them all?”

“It ate them all gone!”

“K......(whispering...).....you take this bag.....and I'll grab ...

ummm....this stick...... and you run that way......and I'll

.....uhhh......run this way....

No skeery wolf bare is gonna get either of us.....K??”

“I recommend you don't solo hike. Being comfortable with yourself is essential. A good book helps too.

I recommend the Bible.”

“How's the Bible going to protect us from the skeery wolf bare and the trolls?”

“MUHAHAHAHA never fear the stalking coyote is here!”

“wait where did everyone go?”

“time to run nakid ! no one to see...wohoo!


ouch....i got a thorn in my butt >.<”

“IM LOST! HELP!”

“dun leave me by myself...im dangerous!”

“tilt? is that you i see?












damn...i'm only halucinating”

“I love u
u love me
were one big happy family”

“Good thing I have me zircon-encrusted tweezers at the ready...”

“HI TILT! are you real this time?”

“I think y'all are right - nobody's here. I posted a plea for help with my new tent, and there hasn't been a single snide remark posted in response yet.

Hello? Is this thing on?!”

“everyones out hiking i think”

“Hiking? What's that?”

“Spirit, ... Marty, ... that you???”

“Sounds like Geo took too many hydrocodones and now has the fun hallucinations.”

“eeps!


any of you seen my cloths ?”

“Hallucinations my foot!

Ever log into the TT forest and find out you are the only one and all the posts on the strip had your name on them? Skeery.

Get me outa here before the skeery woof bare gets me! Run Spirit Run.”

“Yes I'm reeeally real (last time I looked anyway...)

No hiking for me today I'm afraid. I was nurturing my Inner Caveman by viewing some college football on the boob tube.

Sorry Marty, we're getting slack! There's usually No lack of snidely behaviour around here... what was the title of that tent thread again... ?


HIKING: place one foot in front of the other and... repeat. (preferably where's there's no asphalt or concrete around)”

“I tried to watch some college football today but got the Stanford-Notre Dame game instead.”

“all this tension is causing bovine persperation on my upper lip area....”

“Whoa theres a TT forest? Why didnt anyone tell me that?”

“Hey.....! Geobeet! (Whispering..) Did you get that bag I told you to grab?


Psssst! You there??


Great! Now where did he go???”

“BOO!”

“I'm sssssstill hiding. Ddddddo you hear that ccccccrunching ssssound in the llllleaves? Thttttat mmmmmight bbbbbbe ttttthe ssssskkkkeery wwwwoof bbbbbbare. Yyyyou bbbbetter hhide tttttoo.”

“IM NOT SCARED!”

“(Standing up.....looking around...)

Hey Geobeet! What'cha say? I didn't


uhhh..


k what's that?



(Ducking down......... frantically whispering...)

GEOBEET! Is that you?

OMG Please tell me you have dark hair.....


...... and a ......

Oooohhhh.....Never MIND!

(RUNNING THE OTHER WAY!)”