Halloween

“Halloween is my second favorite holiday. It is the start of Fall and has traditionally been a holiday for the kids.

Previously I gave away my secret to the shaving cream squirt gun, but it was not too well received. It works and is harmless unless you write profane messages on an expensive European sports car with a cheap paint job.

With a license for playing pranks and free candy how could this not be a great time of year?”

“hey bacpac what will you dress up as? im going as a coyote, of course, with this really awesome handmade mask from mexico”

“My baby Laurel already has a costume A chili pepper baby bunting. It's hilarious!”

“I'm going to dress up as a backpacker for halloween.”

“My Dad has a fake leg that he has to wear becuase he was hit by a drunk driver when he was 19 uears old.So over the years he has saved his old ones and when the kids come to the door for some candy he puts fake blood packets in his old leg and takes a ax and makes it look like he cut his leg off and then pulls it off and it scares the shi! out of most kids!

My dad is so pimp!

8)”

“Man, I'll bet that DOES scare the crap out of 'em!!”

“Ya it does!

8)”

“ROFLMAO Crazy Mike!!!!!! That's great, and your father has an awesome sense of humor!!!”

“Hell..... That'd scare the crap out of nearly anyone!

My ex-best friend's birthday is Halloween. I felt bad for her, because her family pretty much ignored that fact, and made a bigger deal of a stupid holiday. I always made sure she had a birthday party and cake, along with presents. Just because someone's birthday lands on a holiday, doesn't mean that they should be ignored!

Personally, my favorite Halloween is when I took a black sweatshirt and my black sweatpants, put them on and placed those glow-in-the-dark stars and planets on myself, placed a blacklite near the door, and stood stock still. When the kids came up, all they saw were the planets and stars. They would ring the bell, and I would just stand there for a few seconds....building up the suspense... then when I'd move,..... You should've seen their faces! Scared the bejeezes out of them, I tell 'ya! LOL!”

“Ya my dad is very pimp!

8)”

“hay crazy mike,
can your dad come on over to my Cub Scouts Halloween party.


Id even pay him!!!


in candy that is :)”

“I want some free candy!”

“I'm blanking out on a costume idea this year! I might have to recycle one from a couple of years ago... but I Hate to do that.

Renfield already has her costume: it's a Beanie Baby tag.”

“HA! you are so freakin' crazy, Tilt-o-rama.

i think with 9 monkeys (that's a LOT of costumes), we might go with the "tag" idea too, like they're toys, hehe! unless you're averse to me stealing your idea?”

“Oh, Renfield is a pet...

I thought Renfield was Tilt's girlfriend for a minute.

I was thinking "what an odd name" on one hand, and "Damn, how do I get invited to that party" on the other...”

“I'm thinking of going as "candle boy" this year. I'll have a baseball cap with a candle on the top, secured into place with a strong perimeter of melted wax which covers the hat, and also wear a shirt covered with melted wax.

"I'm crazy candle boy! Won't you give me some candy?!" ((in best Adam Sandler voice))”

“Well, we have a lot in common and have a lot of fun together, but that inter-species thing...

Just tooo weird, even for me, LOL



Hmmm... maybe I'll reprise J. Frank Parnell from Repo Man. Or maybe Liquor Store Clerk #2?”

“no get out the best mask ever made.


Richard Nixion”

“My sister-in-law is pregnant and showing, she and my brother are going to a party as a "shot gun wedding".”

“I'm thinking of being Manna Nicole Smith... but I'm not sure I have the stones to pull it off”

“Are you brave enough to endure the howls of laughter everywhere you go?”

“My parents figured out thier costumes for a party. My mom is going as a witch and my dad...well,




God, I'm not going to ever forget this....









Little Red Riding Hood.”

“I think it would be the 1st time I'd ever win a costume contest”

“Wow treebait, your Dad was either very brave or very strange!”

“You gotta do it! Post pics of your costume!”

“DONMAN,
My daughter has been trying to find the right costume. I think im going to tell her about that one
get her a blonde wig and very big hips and evne bigger boobs.
and act drunk alot!

OMG that would be too funny.
if she does ill get a pic of it and post it.”

“The costume was my mom's idea. In fact she's making it right now. The cape is red satin, the dress is blue calico. Blonde wig, lacetop socks, wingtips, makeup, hoo boy!”

“oh my gosh! you people...
:-D”

“Mapleleaf, I think that costume would be more appropriate on your son. Now your daughter should wear a black T, camoflage pants, a beret, gunbelts, a kabar strapped to the shin, sunglasses and a walkytalky. Airport security, you know.”

“Don't let the baby see him, Treebait! She'll be permanently traumatized, LOL


Hmmmm.... I'll bet there will be quite a few pudgy Marilyn Monroe types on the street that night, drinking... heavily, <G>.”

“I'm a member of our local Jaycees chapter. We're putting on our second haunted trail this year. Last year was a blast.

We've already been working on this year's for three months now. Anyone have any good ideas for a haunted trail? We're always looking for new spooks.”

“Hire CMB's dad.”

“I did a haunted trail once. I was a witch with a pitchfork. It was scary until I walked smack into a tree. Then the kids just laughed 'til they cried.”

“There's a few haunted hayrides around here that are pretty good.”

“we also take part in our local parks haunted halloween walk.
the best part is dressing up. last year my daughter and myself were witches.
this year my whole family will join in the fun.


I love the witch on the horse. scared the jeepers out of the kids. she road around on a horse with her long black hair flying behind her. she would let out this loud scream. it was way cool.

its cute becasue when the children get scared they have to cross there fingures so you know to back off.
but most of the time they are trying to do it so fast they can only manage to put 1 finger up. yes its the middle one. so last year I had a bunch of children flip me the bird


LOL”

“I'll have to bring the kids, then, richb. They love stuff like that now.”

“Sorry Lyndy, but I probably would have laughed too. "Look out for that tree...@#%$!"”

“LyndyS, I thought you were descibing Patty Hearst above.”

“I will talk to my dad about it!

8)”

“Im running in a race that has a halloween theme. I need some ideas that will rock the house. but can't be too big, or heavy (its a 5k race). The race runs thru a graveyard and city streets at night! Part B- costume contest after the run. No restrictions on this, cause I can change into the costume after the run. I need ideas!!!!!”

“You could cut your head off and run while carrying it in your hands. That would be pretty scary.

”

“Me and Gissmo got GOOOOOOD cotstumes!

Kno what?
My cotstume is Hopper Bug!
Gissmos cotstume is Skeery Woof Bare!

We will get some pikters on yalls puters some nother day in a minit. Yall will say "ahahah!" cuz they are CRAZY cotstumes and funny!

Howleen is goooooooood times!

We will prolly go trikker trikkin for snaks. We will have a pardy with beers to and ressel up eech nother.”

“gezz, you know that idea might just work. I have an ax in the shed. I could lop off my head. ummm, any other ideas that don't involve severing limbs or body parts?”

“hmmm...

psychopathman?”

“looking for some ideas for a halloween party for the Cubs and Boy Scouts.

any ideas?

I did get a great idea last year for a kitty litter cake. But i don't remeber how it was made.


(see bacpac i recycled an old thread)”

“fill it with girlscouts and brownies and let the boys bob for girls.”

“LOLOLOL”

“I sent you that recipe. I still have it if you want to do it again.”

“yup. I could not remeber who sent it to me. sorry :(
but yes please resnd it. it came out great!!”

“Okay, I'll send it. But first I have to find the dern thing.”