bumper stickers for women

“SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES to HIDE THE BODIES.
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY”

“Now some of those are exclusively 'chick things,' but certainly not all.

In any event, just to balance things out a little, let me hasten to add... "Don't take no wooden pu$$y!"”

“WOMEN HAVE ISSUES”

“Hmmm...is it male bashing week again?”

“This Just In.... a licence plate frame spotted at the post office:

I Wanna Be Barbie

That Bltch Has Everything!”

“she is nippleless...lol...hahahahahahah”

“Yeah.... they forgot a Few Things!”

“ya, in reality, barbie is muffinless, which may explain her materialistic ways...”

“Compensating.... yep.....”

“you guys spend way too much time with your dolls........”

“That’s Ms. Bi tch to you.

Piss me off and pay the consequences.

The true way to a man’s heart is six inches between his ribs.

Too long for a bumper sticker but funny all the same:

Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.
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“The true way to a man’s heart is six inches between his ribs

well, if you can tell that one, then i can tell this one:

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, you done told her twice already”

“Then there's the Washington Monument.... The Romans stole all the Egyptian obelisks and brought them back to Italy.  They were never the same after that ---

The French have a big ARCH.  What's up with That??  yes, the Eiffel Tower was the tallest structure in the World for about a hundred years, but So What? (hand me a budweiser... when does the race start?)

HEY, what about the Saturn V ??   (nevermind the Minuteman)”