AmyG and Jesus !!!

“AmyG making out with Juan Pablo Duarte:



Ariadne making out with Jesus:



See a connection? Huh huh ????!?????!????”

“no

no wonder you failed as a troll”

“nice boootay!”

“Strat, that's just sick. That's our Lord and Savior you're talking abo- Oh, her. Yeah, nice booty.”

“Who's this Juan Pablo guy? Where does he live and whats he doing with my wife? Oh yeah, that is a nice booty.”

“I really should be offended, especially on a Sunday morning...but dangit, I can't muster up the indignation.

That's funny!”

“Somehow I do think Jesus had a sense of humor.”

“Don't forget, Jesus wants us to kill Iraqis.
Hey, nice booty.”

“When did AmyG get married? And congrats to the both of you (Dare & AmyG)

Nobody friggin' keeps me in the loop anymore.”

“God certainly has a sense of humor. My life is a living testament to that fact. It's a weird sense of humor too. That proves to me that God is a woman. Nice booty. (That seems to be what one is supposed to say on this thread, and far be it from me to go against convention.)”

“What the ...? Now you guys have me sounding like Paulie Shore. Gak!!! Ptui! Retch!!!”

“Hey Geo......you're right for once! God is a woman, and her sense of humor is wonderful!

How do you think she came up with the idea of MAN in the first place?!? (Just kidding!)

Oh......err....umm.....(ahem...) N....nice.......umm......yeah.....uhhh......booty.....

(shrug....) just keeping with the theme here......LOL!”

“Wow

”

“Yeah Coyote, I've known that for some time. I realized it after doing some deductive reasoning. Whenever a disaster befell me, I thought to myself, now where have I experienced this feeling before, and who was at the root of that feeling. Well, it did not take me long, having been through two marriages and a number of other relationships, to put two and two together.”

“Hey.......SHE can't be all that bad.... right?

I mean..... if it weren't for Her, then we wouldn't have anywhere to hike!

Oh, and we wouldn't have Spam to cook, either!

hehe!”

“Oh, She's okay as a creator and all that. It's just that weird, bizarre, demented sense of humor. What little bit of trust I had is long gone.

She has taught me not to ask what can go wrong next. That is one lesson I have learned from Her. It just seems weird that that was the only prayer She ever answered. And She coulda been a little more gentle and still proved Her point. But ain't that just like a woman?”

“LOL @ "ain't that just like a woman".....Yeah....you're right there too!

Hey.....for what it's worth... we woman have had similar experiences where that same question was asked: God, what next? Speaking from experience here..... I too, have learned to stop asking that one. The answer is usually one that I don't want to hear.

But for all that it's worth, I've also learned that She can show mercy in the strangest ways. And, she has a kind heart, too. I'm not that religious, but at least I can honestly say that I believe there's someone out there, and She's watching everything.

The only other thing I firmly believe in is: Everyone comes into your life for a reason. Even if it doesn't seem like it, they have a purpose for having entered your private world.

I take that one to heart a lot.”

“Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:
Man means nothing he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
'Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind

I recoil in horror fro the foulness of thee
>From the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why I love mankind

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world
Lord, no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please, please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind”

“You guys are a little strange...I thought just us folks in So Cal were on the "lite" side...but I've yet to see anyone out here playing suckface with statues. Come on out to So Cal if things are that tough, ladies...we'll find you some bootay calls...:)”

“I had a fling with a marble statue of the virgin mary, but she accused mne of taking her for granite.”

“pedxing....rim shot...bang, bah doom......”

“I'll see your Randy Newman and raise you a John Prine:

Pretty Good
Not Bad
I can't complain...
But actually all them gods is just about the same


(anybody else see JP and Bonnie Raitt on Austin City Limits?)”

“Oh $hit, I missed that! When was it?”

“I saw Allah and Buddha
down at the Savior's feast
while up in the sky
an Arabian Rabbi
was feedin' Quaker oats to a priest.
How was it?
Not bad.
Pretty good.
Can't complain.
Actually all them Gods is just about the same”

“I still would like to know who this Juan Pablo guy is and where are his arms? They better not be where I think they are.”

“you're all going to hell”

“Of course we are ductape... we've gotta go ourselves, 'coz you never posted the trip report!

(LOL!@Dare)”

“Thats not nice!

Those pictures are not cool in my book!

8|”

“it makes me smile. Funny stuff!”

“Time to lay off the drugs G!”

“If I had to guess, I'd say a haybaling accident.


and BTW....

I'm goin' straight to Hell
Just like my Momma said
I'm goin' straight to Hell

Drivin' 'n' Cryin'”

“You guys are all just crazy.
;p
;b”

“Hey, we've got pictures now. At least its with a solid upstanding man. You know he'll be around for awhile.”

“Sure AmyG....that's what they all say.

Let me guess...you were awestruck by the details on that statue...and your mouth opened unconsciously. :o)”

“Man, I dont even get kissed like that....lol”

“perhaps if you stopped d!kkin' around on the internet and got home from work...

;p”

“LOL!”

“yew”