what does this mean?

“arachibutyrophobia”

“A fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.”

“damn too smart...how bout this one:
lachanophobia”

“Fear of people talking about phobias?”

“not sure but ask limpy.


j/k”

“fear of vegetables”

“It's butter beans and brocolli, run for your lives!!!!!”

“What Geobeet said,

People talking about phobias are vegetables.”

“What about:

ShutthefÜckupaphobia”

“hey did you know that banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories per hour?”

“Spirit must be drinking Snapple.”

“lmao, spirit, now we know how these people really get their exercise!”

“about one out of every seventy ppl who pick thier nose actually eat their boogers... EW!”

“And people wonder why they get torlled.”

“americans consume 113 million cans of span a year.

the average Hawaiian eats 12 cans of spam a year, followed by the average alaskan with six cans, and texans alabamians, and arkansans with three cans a piece.”

“Wow, I eat no Spam, so I guess somewhere there's another Alabamian eating a lot more to make up for me...”

“Useless facts you dont need to know
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gas
"humans each produce 3/4 of a litter of gas daily on average"
vyxtryx
02:03:44 PM
12/27/01

"a litter?

like kittens?"
radagast
02:07:22 PM
12/27/01

"no i mean liter"
vyxtryx
02:10:00 PM
12/27/01

"$#@$#%@ typos"
vyxtryx
02:10:31 PM
12/27/01

"OH boy another fart thread!!!"
JOSH MAN
02:19:50 PM
12/27/01

"screw the farts bring back the boobs"
HogOnIce
02:24:09 PM
12/27/01

"Why on earth? What would motivate a person to research such a
thing?"
newgirl
02:25:24 PM
12/27/01

"Grant $, thats why."
Limpy
02:29:01 PM
12/27/01

"Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots."
Tilt
02:46:10 PM
12/27/01

"Crap is not tasty."
smokygirl
02:54:27 PM
12/27/01

""Google" search for "crap is not tasty" brings up:

Geore Foreman Lean Mean Lean Green Fat Grilling and Killing ...
... grill. "Mmm.. This is a tasty burger, but I think I ... eats lots of
hamburgers, that's
not whats being questioned here ... to do that kind of crap for him.
What made ...
www.robotfrank.com/foreman.html - 9k - Cached - Similar pages"
George Dubya Evildoer
03:01:33 PM
12/27/01

"Ise Tee kant spel"
Chief
04:07:06 PM
12/27/01

"LMAO!!!"
smokygirl
04:16:03 PM
12/27/01

"The last 1% of that beer is 99% spit."
Chief
04:22:25 PM
12/27/01

"hydroscopic is a term used to describe any organisem that readily
absorbs moister from the atmosphere."
vyxtryx
07:48:58 PM
12/27/01

"3/4 liter aint nothin!"
Birch
08:00:39 PM
12/27/01

"Yeah, I'm thinking they don't know my son!"
skullcap
08:02:18 PM
12/27/01

"they dont know poppnfresh LOL"
vyxtryx
08:03:36 PM
12/27/01

"LMAO! How old is ole poop, anyway?"
skullcap
08:05:24 PM
12/27/01

"hes 18 hehehe"
vyxtryx
08:06:41 PM
12/27/01

"Hmmmm...4 years older than my son. I wonder which produces
more? What is the age of maximum gas production for guys, anyway?
I think for my son it was 12-13. Maybe he's just resting, though."
skullcap
08:11:18 PM
12/27/01

"You will die one day."
steve hiker
08:36:39 PM
12/27/01

""screw the farts bring back the boobs" from HogOnIce

Don't fart while screwing boobs..."
stanlee
02:43:46 AM
12/28/01

"as opposed to Useless facts you do need to know?"
pedxing
09:02:58 AM
12/28/01

"In the next seven days, roughly 800 people will get injured by their
jewlery."
Violin
10:03:40 AM
12/28/01

"Maximum gas production by a man can be reached at any age simply
by eating Hot kimchee (fermented cabbage)and green apple fig
newtons."
JOSH MAN
11:37:51 AM
12/28/01

""Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?""
nigal
11:40:34 AM
12/28/01

"hmm....

40 pound bag... can hold 5 heads.

cool, thanks!"
radagast
12:12:32 PM
12/28/01

"LOL!"
smokygirl
12:13:55 PM
12/28/01

"Shrunken or not? Vodo people need to know these things. :P"
Bluebird
12:40:55 PM
12/28/01

"there are 14 states that each have only one area code covering the
entire state."
baume 66
01:24:30 PM
12/28/01

"Cat urine glows under a black light."
Violin
01:29:20 PM
12/28/01

"That sounds cool I will try it on mine.....:)"
iluvbackpacking
01:31:12 PM
12/28/01

"are you serious?

A large majority of white cats with blue eyes are deaf. White cats with
only one blue eye are deaf only in the ear closest to the blue eye.
White cats with orange eyes do not have this disability."
smokygirl
01:31:28 PM
12/28/01

Useless facts you dont need to know
"I wipe my boogers on the inside of the cuffs of my pants."
Buddur
01:32:23 PM
12/28/01

"ROTFLMAO!!!"
smokygirl
01:33:14 PM
12/28/01

"LOL.....Buddur.....:)"
iluvbackpacking
01:33:25 PM
12/28/01

HUGE Brown Beaver!!
"When North America was first settled, beavers there grew to the
size of bears."
smokygirl
01:35:28 PM
12/28/01

"Wynonna's got a big brown beaver."
Buddur
01:37:26 PM
12/28/01

"Good song....."
iluvbackpacking
01:38:53 PM
12/28/01

"The dial tone of a phone is in the key of "F"."
Violin
01:43:24 PM
12/28/01

"A blue whale's testicles are as large as a Volkswagen beetle, and a
small child could crawl through their major arteries."
smokygirl
01:46:39 PM
12/28/01

"It is?And it would be cool to see a baby crawl through the major
arteries.Put a cam corder on it's head so you could see it live."
iluvbackpacking
01:48:37 PM
12/28/01

"Next time, pick a thread title that distinguishes your thread from all the
other stuff on TT.

;-)"
Fritz
01:49:37 PM
12/28/01

"To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a
statement made by swearing on their testicles."
Violin
02:06:23 PM
12/28/01

"Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise."
chili36
04:34:17 PM
01/02/02

"Viloin - Is that also the root of the word testament?

Last will and ...
The Old and the New..."
Big Coop
05:17:16 PM
01/02/02

"Three out of four Americans comprise 75% of the population."
gordon
11:31:35 PM
01/02/02

"3% of the population has webed feet"
poppinfresh
11:32:33 PM
01/02/02”

“approximatly 97.35618329% of all statistics are made up :P”

“well my 1% is always true”