Hay baby what's your sign?

“Good!”

“On Fridays my co-workers and I go out to lunch together. One of them likes to flirt with waitresses.

Him: Are you married?

Her: Yes.

Him: I can fix that!”

“Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Can I see your tan lines?

And for Mr.Hyde-Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?”

“What was the reason for this thread...if your that bored read some of the other threads and bug pple on them..shesh”

“At the end of the first date:

HE; Would you like to have Breakfats?

She: Sure!

He: Shall I call you or nudge you?”

“Well, maybe the lines I've heard aren't that. Some of these are awful.”

“coffee, tea, or me?? ok, that's from a movie.

bacpac: "you're the reason I post to TT"

Anonymous TTer: Hey baby, wanna fondle my gear?

Anonymous TTer II: Check out my BIG pack

Anonymous TTer III, whilest feigning to share his platy: Wanna suck?

>;D”

“LOL!”

“or how about other TT gems...

Hey baby, help me pitch my tent?

Wanna use my pole? ...its easier on the knees

That mountain stream sure looks appealing. Oh Darn, no swimsuits!

;D”

“Gee, no one has ever hit on me. :(

Me, I usually blush and make eyes at him.”

“Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.”

“"Hello my name is Wayne. You seem to be here alone. Are you some sort of freking little nympho or what?"

"Hello, I see that you're here with your girlfriends. Do they think of you naked? are you sure? Would you like to find out?"

"excuse me, have you ever seen yourself on video?"

"wow. Those are great. Would you mind if I carried them for you for awhile?"

"You're kind of fat. Buy me a few drinks and you'll look better."”

“I usually don't say anything. I just sit at the end of the bar licking my eyebrows.”

“would you hold it against me?”

“I made myself a bet, that I wouldn`t fall in love with you until after at least our first kiss.

Well, I lost that bet as soon as you turned around and smiled at me.


All my life I`ve been searching for something I never had, knowing when I found it I would never want for anything else ever.

Hello LOVE!”

“Hey baby, you're looking good tonight, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Wanna go back to my place and party?



Hey baby, you must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package.



I think it's the Hey baby.... Yeah, that's the ticket..."Hey baby..." are the secret words!”

“LMMFA Totally AWF!!! These are fabulous. I'd LOVE to fire a bunch of these off just for kicks! ......er, well, in my next life I mean .....(sigh)”

“A never-fail:
Have a buisness-card-sized piece of paper printed that says:
"If you would like to have
Mad, Passionate, Mind-blowing,
Absolutely Unbelieveable, Sex
With me, just Smile.
If you're willing to pass up
This Incredible Opportunity,
Simply tear up this card."
The secret is to print it on Tyvek or similar paper...(You can't tear it!)
But you'd be surprised how many really never try to tear it. Some people apreciate honesty!”

“You're dickless.”

“bacpac, You DO love me!! :o)”

“"I usually don't say anything. I just sit at the end of the bar licking my eyebrows."
iornwood
06:36:30 PM
10/10/02



this would work well for both sexes m/f”

“Your middle name is actually Loraina, is it?”

“I heard on the radio this morning that this guy drove this girl home and when she went to kiss him on the cheeck, he turned his face and plannted a kiss on her lips instead.
please tell me that your not still doing thiese lame @ss moves in this day in age?”

“maple, how long have you been married? men havn't changed.... :)”

“Ahhh, now Mapleleaf isn't going to sleep tonight for worrying about this, so you guys had better step up here and confess your sins.”

“So, what's the problem?”

“I just find single guys funny to watch and listen to.
at the gym they crack me up. next time you get to one just sit back and let the show begin...or even in a nightclub. thats even better”

“you should hear them in a locker room. =(8-O”

“Well, I know when I go out on the town for a night of picking up hot chicks, I use every trick in the book to get a goodnight kiss...”

“too bad you havent been kissed in a while.

~yuk yuk yuk~”

“Listen up guys...here's how it's done; You and your honey are watching a movie at the cinema, place the bag of popcorn on your lap. After she gets used to grabbing the popcorn out of the bag...stealthly move the bag away. She'll continue to go for the popcorn....which will hopefully give her a free feel.

I think this was in a movie also.”