TT personals

“I was inspired by simer to start this thread for all you single TT'ers looking for love. Post your personals here and maybe you can hook up with the hiker of your dreams.

Let the tent shaking begin!”

“Hung.”

“LMAO!


not hung at all”

“Oh great, a way to get into a virtual relationship. How satisfying!

We can have virtual sex, virtual kids, virtual parties, virtual arguments over virtual finances and virtual chores, hire virtual lawyers and get a virtual divorce and spend the rest of our lives virtually hating each other.

What a fantastic idea I.J. You are a virtual genius.”

“LOL Geobeet!!”

“Now, now Geobeet . With that kind of attitude you're never going to get a date. Oh yeah, you weren't going to anyway! JK :)

By the way, I wasn't being serious in starting this thread. I was looking for the funny responses like ULTRAWeeny's”

“I can get all the dates I need. I just go into the produce section of the supermarket and take as much as I want. They have figs, too, so I can also give a fig.

And the neat thing about that is I never wake up the next day and wonder, "What the he11 was I thinking? I gotta stop drinking!"”

“Lookin' fer a woomin whut kin kill varmints, cook 'em up good, and don't care none iffin I eats 'em in front of the TV. Must be sorta good lookin' but don't thank thet the sun rises 'n sets cuz 'a her. Iffin' ya got young'uns, thats OK.

Ah'm 37, still got most'a muh teeths, bin werkin' fer 20 years almost, and ain't never bin in no serus trubble wit John Law. 'Ceptin that time when me 'n Billy Joe got ketched breakin' inta his daddy's store to get us some beer when we'uns wuz 17. But they let us go when his daddy come on down and bailt us out.

I don't have inny idee whut that ULTRAPecker fella means by "hung", seems bein' daid would sorta keep most good wimmins away.

'n I almost fergot: I'd lahk a woomin that is real frindly-lahk in the bedroom deepartment, iffin yuh knows whut I mean...”

“Speaking of grocies and kinda' refering to the pick-up lines thread . . . I was picking up a few quick things from the grocery, before I went to a wedding. I was all dressed up. One of the things I had to grab was olive oil. This cheesy guy kept checking me out and I could see him doing it out of the corner of my eye. He finally says, "Hey, uh, what do you know about olive oil?" I was thinking, "This is your opener?" I looked right at him, smilled and said, "Extra virgin is the best I guess." He got beat red and I took off. It was really funny.”

“Nice 1, NG!”

“Ditto”

“Thanks! I was really proud of myself for being quick-witted. It was hilarious.”

“I just introduce myself and all the chicas follow me home.

I got so many women hanging onto my pecker I don't have time for myself anymore. Get it? HAHAHAHAHA”

“A young fellow, obviously well into his brew, was spotted by a female police officer doing unnatural things with a pumpkin. When she approached him she asked, "Ahem, sir, do you realize you are having $ex with a pumpkin?" To which the most quick-witted of all replied,"Dam, is it midnight already?"”

“Good one ld.”

“SWM seeking 17 year old Vietnamese female orphan. Will adopt if necessary.”

“You people are sick, really really sick. Get professional help!

I love this board!”

“shes already married to woody allen”

“<rimshot>”

“Wow! Now that's quick wit Maple!”

“uhhh technically of course, Maple Leaf . . Sun Li wasn't an orphan . . .she was the daughter of Woody's beloved wife.

What a sick little bastard.

Whose movies, by the way, S-CK all kinds of A$$”

“SWM NS ISO SWF for adoration and long, slow, tedious afternoons of odd conversation. Must be willing to experience the joys of mind-altering cacti. Must smile at me when I dress as a shrub and woodpecker. Must bring beer into the desert when the world begins to melt and turn to bionic jello. Must be skinny and quick to anger.

Must never never never touch my trophy wall.

Backpacking a must.

Kids okay.”

“I have too admit Ultra. That is pretty funny stuff.”

“Mapleleaf makes up for starting all those lame threads with one post.

Very funny!”

“Good ONE!
"Mapleleaf makes up for starting all those lame threads with one post.

Very funny!"
bacpac
05:20:08 PM
10/11/02


That's like a tree whizzing on a dog.”

“Ultra I suspect newgirl missed the finer Implications :)

Sigh whatever happened to the good old days when "I'LL show you mine if you show me yours" worked?

now days its...

wanna piece of candy,some roses, a diamond ring, a big house, pre-nup, allimony for life, multi-million insurance and!!!!! I'm terminally ill!~ better hurry, the line almost finished it!”

“No, I didn't miss it Dirty.”