OMG i just ate my first twinky after 15 years!

“Peeps??? Peeps are Pimp!”

“Previously provided by bitpusher I believe: Peeps Research”

“Pathman, that site had me doubled over. I noticed they did not have a disclaimer, "No Peeps were harmed." They did say the Peeps had signed a waiver, though. Guess it's on them.

What a hoot!”

“Those "marshmallow chicks" are called Peeps. They are the best! Esp. after they have sat in the 'frigerator about a month, and have gotten REALLY stale!”

“The circus peanuts are the worst.”

“Thanks, Pathman! I missed that the first time around. That is too funny!
:)”

“There's nothing wrong with peeps that a steamroller wouldn't fix.”

“I always liked twinkies as a kid, but haven't had any in years. They enough preservatives to make them one of the longest shelf life items on the planet.”

“My rat poison prescription is running out and they won't let me have any more because of the insurance deadlines, but the doc has me taking more than one a day. Hmmm, I wonder how many Twinkies I have to eat to equal one rat poison tablet. Or maybe I could just buy real rat poison and cut it. Ain't our health system grand? So many choices!”

“lets not forget Twinkie Torture:

Twinkies Project ”

“You should be okay.... unless you bought the twinkie 15 years ago.”

“eww...i quit eating stuff like that a few years ago.....thank god”

“I did something like that last week.  

I was minding my own damn business, doing a little grocery shopping at the Fresh Market when I was attacked by a piece of cappuccino cheesecake.

It was concentrated evil.”

“My wife makes the BEST home made Twinkies known to mankind. So good ya wanna rub it in yer hair!”

“i hear that twinkies now have the original banana cream filling in them again. i might even like that.”

“WHY? But WHY?”

“why what rocksee?”

“Eeww factor-hand made cannoli's are better!”

“perhaps they are, you want my address so that you can mail me some? i believe a test is in order.”

“Sure- I'll just need some dry ice and overnight delivery.”

“anybody tried the Banana Twinkies....OMG”

“I don't even need to re-post that on the OOCQ thread. LMAO! You ate the cream filling too! HA!”

“those things ought to be against the law!!!! too good!”

“I hear if you get them early enough they are illegal!”

“How about Hostees cupcakes or even HoHo's”

“don't go making my Banana Twinkie euphoria into some cheap trist...lol”