OMG i just ate my first twinky after 15 years!

“should i call the poison hot-line?”

“yes if its 15 years old



mmoowwhhaa”

“Yum! Enjoy it coyote. I knew you would succumb to the junk food sooner or later.”

“chase it down with a Moon Pie and a RC Cola....”

“I am shocked that they sell such poison.”

“What is a Twinkey anyway?”

“it was just sitting there...on the kitchen counter....speaking to me..."eat me" it kept chanting....
then my belly was rumbling and it was saying "feed me" over and over even tho i tried ignoring it >< what did i do to deserve such torture????? it didnt even taste good! UGH!”

“A Twinkey is a Twins fan. They're about to get gobbled in Anaheim this weekend. Spirit Coyote was being metaphorical.

The confection Twinkies never get stale. They will be found in thousands of years buried under piles of garbage and in lost lunch buckets by archeologists rtying to make some sense out of our era. Twinkies will still be fresh and palatable.”

“i was?”

“How can you not think it a twinkie tastes good? There like the Nectar of the God's, I mean kinda' similar anyway. LOL!”

“You just took ten years off your life but at least you'll save money in the embalming process.”

“Guess you've never eaten fried clams, NG.”

“I was eyeing those twinkies in the vending machine. I got Reeses Pieces instead.”

“They're some kind of candy I guess.”

“i ate one and i have no idea what it is...some overly sweet yellow cake thing filled with an overly sweet toxic tasteing cream in the middle”

“There's nothing good, that isn't better deep fried..yummm....”

“Hey easterners, remember Devil Dogs...the straight line whoopie pies.”

“Spoken like a true Son Of The South.”

“They had those fried twinkies at the state fair. Deep fired Snickers, too.


I resisted since it didn't come with a free angiogram.”

“Had mine already...got low blood lipids too...

Steak for dinner anyone?

Oh damn that sounds good...”

“I've heard that we'll be better preserved than the pharaohs on account o' them twinkies and such.

(who needs truth if it's dull?)”

“the roaches will be the only things eating twinkes after the big bomb is dropped!


HAHA”

“How in God's name (Nectar of the God's name) did you resist a deep fried Snicker at the fair, Rosey? That's like nectar and ambroise all in one + fried. Damn, I wish I had some of that.”

“Deep fried bacon... If god made anything better he kept it for himself.”

“Twinkies are kid stuff. I take the real thing: rat poison - warfarin.

I can wiggle my nose now, squeak squeak.”

“I am now absolutely hooked on dipping Italian bread in olive oil with oregano and basil while I'm eating Italian food. Damn that is good. I gotta have wine with it too, now. It's just too enjoyable!”

“The Power of Cheese, hell! eh, Geobeet?


hmmm... deep fried ambrosia with a nectar chaser...”

“Did somebody say cheese??????”

“Tilt, thanks for spelling ambrosia right. What? Was I talking about Ambroise Bierce? Is that his name? Weird.”

“Ambrose Bierce”

“Fried twinkies, with a side of fries- Do the fries come with more fries? Good. Fry me up some more fried twinkies for desert, and to drink, I think I'll have some.... ummm.... Fries.”

“Amanda Bearse?

DAAAA Bearss! LOL



One of my favorite quotes is from old Ambrose...

"In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary, 'patriotism' is defined as the last resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer, I beg to submit that it is the first."

-- Ambrose Bierce”

“It's Friday. Can I use that excuse? Rosey did earlier on the hunting thread.”

“from twinkies to Bierce.

What next?”

“Charles Farrar Browne, better known as Artemus Ward:

"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?"”

“jeeez, that sounds like somebody had a Victor Borge attack, <G>”

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“What?”

“<Ha>”

“We used to have wine and cheese parties where I work. We'd wine about the boss and say, "Cheese I wish he was dead."”

“This is ridiculous! I can think of Just too many ways to go with this! You guys are slipping! This is perverts heaven! Can anyone show me the way to spirit's counter? ("it was just sitting there...on the kitchen counter....speaking to me..."eat me" it kept chanting.... ) I can do that!”

“<ARGH>”

“Don't forget the lengendary Twinkie-Weenie Sandwich.”

“I don't want to know Pathman.”

“"I don't want to know Pathman."
newgirl
09:40:39 AM
10/12/02

That, Pathman, sounds like rejection to me!”

“Sheeesh! you guys need to get out and get some honey-suckle”

“Biting into one of those is almost as bad as biting into one of those "chicks" they sell at Easter time. Eeeeeeewe!”

“That sandwich was the favorite of George (Weird Al Yankovic) in UHF.”

“Okay, there is a piece of junk food I DO NOT like Sunshine. You said it! Those marshmallow chicks and bunnies and crap are AWFUL!”