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“Sludge
1. nowslimmer instigated & insulted, I returned the favor. you on the other hand instigated & insulted me without provokation. Which is worse?

2. Everybody on the history of this thread posting their injuries is posting about "me me me", as you cowardly call it.

Gremlin - does exercise that makes it hurt worse prolong the recovery? A surgeon told me no, but everywhere I read says rest is important ent for healing. What's your experience?”

“Sometimes, when I am practicing my oxygen deprivation stroke in the closet, I begin to hallucinate that I am a ninja with telepathic abilities and the power to crush my enemies with a single blow.”

“Sports must either offend, or fascinate you. Sorry, but not everybody gets as much t.v. & potato-chip time as you.”

“Just a small note to get this thread a bit back on topic....

I had 4 hemi-laminectomies done on c 4,5,6 and 7 a few days ago. I am recovering well and am pleased to report that aside from some post-op pain most of my problems that were keeping me from hiking appear to be gone. It will be a few months before I heal enough to go for a real hike but I am hoping for some short walks soon....I am sure glad I still have all my UL gear in storage and pray nothing bad has happened to it in the past few years.”

“Silly Lumberjack. The topic is ME ME ME ME! It's always ME.

Note that Cookie Monster was provoking Sludge, not Sludge provoking Cookie Monster.

I never mentioned you Cookie Monster. It's not about you. It's about me. Sludge!”

“I see all the serious people have left.....”

“These drama-queen trolls have seriously damaged this place, with no regard to people they consider to be friends. With friends like that ...”

“Hope you recover quick Lumberjack.”

“hope you feel better fast lumberjack :)”

“Quick, somebody declare it's all about him!”

“Stay on the good foot, Lumberjack.”

“*groan* marko....”

“Thanks guys...”

“Darn it. From the same night (different incident) 2 weeks ago, got a broken toe! Had it x-rayed today. I better not need one of those Frankestein shoes. The hugeungous 3rd degree prison guard stomped on it. ...

(nowslimmer, I'm sure your school teaches how not to get a broken toe, but it's too late for me to join)

As they play Dr. Feelgood on the radio ... hmmmmm”

“^^”

“What are those? tits?”

“A or B cup?”

“what is pre-teen cup?”

“Stop dropping the soap in the shower on purpose, cookie.”

“and the coward says whaaa..”

“odd...msut of been all the sand hiking yesterday but on the inside side of my left foot there there is now what feels like a lump, that hurts to the touch and makes putting weight on that foot hurt. Strange. I didn't feel myself injuring it yesterday?
Oh well, I'll down some vitemin I and hopefully it will go away soon.”

“So it snuck up on you?   ouch.


I haven't seen this thread in a while ----

Either nobody else has whacked themselves lately or they're suffering in silence.

”

“Nobody had internet access at Masten, or a slew of hangovers would have been reported..
'32oz”

“Duly noted.”

“Could it be a splinter SpiritCoyote?”

“No splinter, this is like a big lump, not a blister or anything. I'm sure it will go away :) its not too bad if I wear shoes, if I go barefoot round the house it hurts like hell.”

“The odd swelling has gone down now for the most part, so...WOHOO!”