Southern Terrorist Advisory Alert

“Subject: SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA (October 15)



The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery
in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have
become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is
not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of
a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat
Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and
seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following
children:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung
from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lo”

“Vvery ggood bbinkley”

“hahahah, islamabubbas.”

“idiot”

“I thought this was where bacpac was hanging out.”

“NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!

8)”

“How about Kletus Interruptus?”