this is what i want to be......

“I say go for it.”

“Just be a douche bag.”

“how many people will it take to sit on you to make the big fart? will you have to be put between a matress and box spring for the ultimate effect or what? I really like it mapleleaf! i noted the price...not too bad...i would get a kick out of wearing that too!!!”

“Obviously a cheap ploy to have someone sit on your face.

Where do I get one?”

“What's next, a gigantic set of chattering teeth?”

“I wish i had nerve to wear this....”

“But seriously... if you thought it up and did the costuming/tailoring, I'd think it was great. As a purchased outfit, i think it is really lame.”

“Heel, I'd wear it! I'd even hike in it...good for river crossings..just sort of float over to the other side and then let out a big one when you stood up! Ah, yeah.....”

“you could recycle it for next year by running a hose out the top and going as an enema bag.....”

“Hehe, Chili...I like that idea too!!!”

“...and if you could talk your date into going as a huge butt, you'd undoubtedly win any costume contest...”

“...not to mention you'd have them on a, uh, tube, so to speak...”

“The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women . . .
He'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois . . . he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
He's got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump

The Illinois Enema Bandit
One day he'll have to pay
Some day he'll have to pay
The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a special guest
Then the D.A. will order a secret test
Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call-yooou! for the jury folks
(That's you over there)
And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!"
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody, no no, have no sympathy . . .
HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
And then the Bandit might say, "Why is everybody lookin' at me?"

DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
Well, one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"

BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!"

ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
COME ON, NOW
He said, "It must be just what they all need . . . "
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
(That's right!)
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
(Over there)
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
(Help me out now!)
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
(That's right)
"It must be just what they all need . . . "

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"Don't you know it must be just what they all need . . . "
(That's it!)
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"It must be just what they all need . . . "

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"Don't you know it must be just what they all need . . . "
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
"It must be just what they all need . . . "
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be . . . hey!

Talkin' bout the Illinois . . .
Illinois . . .
Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana . . . ha . . .
Ain't talkin' 'bout Po-head-otated . . . ha . . .
(I'll try again . . . )
Potato Headed Bobby
Talkin' 'bout the Illinois Enema Bandit
Yeah yeah yeah





fz”

“zappa?”

“You could save some money and make it your self out of Tyvec. Then you could use it while you're hiking as raingear! :-)”

“i like the raincoat idea, I need a new one!!”

“Oh, butt of course. (I put the little fz at the bottom. Didn't want anyone to think I had any creativity. (I just remember #&%!$.))”

“oopps I didnt see that
so my guess still counts!!”

“Did you know that "s" "h" "!" "t" gets censored? Thats too much!!!

Lets try feces, doo doo, poop, dung, turd. Well, that'll do for starters.”

“In that get-up you could make some cool bacon ring sounds!

Hhahahahahaha!!!!!!

8)”

“my 9 year old does not walk anywhere without his whoopy cusion. Wonder if they come in kids sizes too...that would be too funny”

“I thought you'd be more partial to this one ”

“SPONGE BOB!!!!!!!!!!!

So Pimp!!!!!

8p”

“if you've heard this one before but you could always wear a trash bag and tell people you're a condom. Just a thought. :o)”

“Here is what my 7 year old has picked out for me.

”

“GREAT costume! What's your S.O. wearing?”

“I think this is the one he liked for her

”

“Looks like an excellent team!

What is the kid wearing?”

“

I tried to talk him out of it.”

“These costumes and effects have come a Long Way since I was a midget....

Robots and Animatronics?

More”

“ah-HA! Gear Slut is a dude!! i think...”

“Not Necessarily....”

“you're right, Tilt...i guess GS is either a lesbian trapped in a man's body, or a lesbian trapped in a lesbian's body. i don't hear the "sit on the face" thing from girls about guys too often... back to square one.

just TELL me, Gear Slut!!”

“Heck, I can do that without even wearing the costume. Big deal!”

“Woooooo Hooooooo!

(aHem)”

“Go as Lady Godiva. It's cheaper.”

“Getting the horse into the bar might be problematic...”

“argh!

if i dress up, i'm going to be Bunnicula, the vampire rabbit. you've got the cute bunny thing going on, as well as the adorable red eyes, fangs and dripping blood. what more could you ask for?”

“That's it!! I'll go dressed as a chocolate! I could go as a Hershey Kiss. I am shaped like one (itty bitty titties and big a$$) LOL Now if I could just cover up the acne...”

“ah bunnicula. Are you vegan?”

“

What's up, Doc?

”

“Hey, I bought one of those bunnies for Laurel! It rocks!”

“there's the cute little bunny!

i used to be, Pathman. yeah, i guess Bunnicula would be a vegan. i like the idea of having blood running out of my mouth though...hee hee. i'll just say it's beet juice!”

“bunnicula is definitely vegan, just drains the color our of veggies and fruit.

”

“too small

”

“Yeah, I think HPM totally lost it when I posted it before, LOL

You're Sure it's not going to give Laurel nightmares?

<GULP>



Dang... I thought the 'Bunnicula' thing was just a product of Lyra's warped imagination, but NOOOOoooooooooo....”

“Cool. That's a pre-historic bunny..look at them sabre-tooths.”

“'Tis the Rabbit of Caerbannog!!


Did you bring the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?”