Kodiamans Road Trip

“I finally made it to North Dakota. This place is flat and I don’t care for it that much. I made it to Minnesota in 5 and a half days. The first day I drove from Fairbanks to Whitehorse Yukon. That day I did about 590 miles it took me about 11 and half-hours. But it was cool because there was a little bar in town and I got a little loopy. The second day I drove to fort Nelson B.C. What was a long but nice drive. It was though the Canadian rockies. That day I drove 12 hours and about 600 miles. The third day I drove to Edmonton. I hated that day. It took me 13 hours 700 miles and I got lost in town. It is a big town. I was pissed so pissed. The Canadian can’t label a road to save there a$$. To make a long story short if you ever drive that way take the Calgary trail and forget about looking for Highway 2. The fourth day I made it to Montana. I hate to say it newgirl but the part that I was in sucked. All I seen was hay bails and fields. The only good thing about Montana was that the speed limits where fast. I stayed in MT in a hole in the wall town called Malta. I went to this bar to get a drink and everyone was looking at me. I was the only guy in the place that didn’t have a cowboy hat on, wranglers, and ropers. So I only had one drink and then went to bed at the hole in the wall hotel. That day was a total of about 650 miles and 12 hours. My fifth day I was pissed from being my car for that long. I zoomed to Grand Forks North Dakota and stayed at the Air Base there not much happened that day. I did about 600 miles that day and it took me about 11 hours. And finally the last day. It was a nice 5-hour drive to my dad house. Then that night word got around that I was home and then next thing I knew I was all-drunked up. And I had to walk home from the bar and even got ride of my dinner on the way. It was a bad night. All I did at home was get a new truck and a shotgun. Now I’m in Minot and I really don’t like it. It is flat and that is about it. Oh well it is two years. I miss Alaska!!! But now I’m back on TT so everyone watch out. Budda I’m back with ya!”

“welcome back dude.... where the hell are ya now?”

“budda in Minot North Dakota what a crap hole”

“Is there a Hooters there?”

“I have seen a few women that are healthy. Corn feed here in ND”

“Get used to it. I still miss Alaska and I left 3 years,4 months ago.”

“Yes pathman Alaska is the best I think atleast. I will have to go back every year on vacation to get my fix..”

“Why'd you buy a shotgun? It it THAT bad?”

“To go Pheasant hunting, or is that to go SLAUGHTER some Pheasants!!!!!”