I got a trafic ticket! >

“ I would miss another day of work. - DORK


Calling in 'sick' is missing a day of work, I guess.”

“I think it was the lights.. I haven;t read anything about 'indescent exposure'....

'32oz”

“LOL 32oz”

“Living in a small town, court doesn't start until 7:30 pm to ensure the judge has enough time to get home from his real job.”

“10 minutes to get to court? Good Lord, what was your plan? Park all crooked on the sidewalk in front of the courthouse doors and jump the security check? lol

I'm reminded of the courhouse scene at the end of The Blues Brothers.”

“Those New York minutes go by so fast.”

“Sidewalks?”

“10 minutes to get to court? Good Lord, what was your plan? Park all crooked on the sidewalk in front of the courthouse doors and jump the security check? lol

I'm reminded of the courhouse scene at the end of The Blues Brothers.�
humanpackmule
2:38:35 PM
5/13/09

LOL no we were less then a mile away. I had plenty of time , until the car started to hate me :(
plus there is a huge parking lot. this is NY we have huge everything LOL”

“stovie, i love you again....lmao




NO HOMO”

“I call it like I see it, OPIE. ;-)”

“A little more detail is needed on this 'story,' DORK.”

““Sidewalks?”
lumberzac
2:47:20 PM
5/13/09

Theyz them little see-ment paffs upside duh road.”

“RIght next to the gutter Drunks pass out in....(Not that there is anything wrong with that...Lusho)”

“what the heck are you (XL) and marko talking about?”

“DORK can't keep her bullsh*t straight.”

“In case you ever have to drive in Louisiana..

http://www.gouner.com/gounerhtm/speeding.htm

You're welcome

'32oz”

“I AM SO CONFIDENT I CAN HELP WITH YOUR CHARGE THERE IS NO FEE IF WE CANNOT GET THE RESULT PROMISED. CALL MY OFFICE OR CLICK HERE TO FIGHT YOUR CHARGE.



yes that would suck if you had to pay to go to jail

LMAO @ 32 gallon!!”

“It might be cheaper for you to go to jail.”

“It's like a dog that's been hit by a car.... � that can type.”

“Drugs are bad, t*ltypoo, just say no.”

““what's the big deal with cop? it's only short for 'copper', the color of the badge that they wore way back in the day.”
dizzybtch
9:43:03 AM
5/12/09

I told him I though it stood for Constable on Patrol. I forget why he said it was bad...something about PIG, etc etc.

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/cop.asp”
OPIE
7:32:39 PM
5/12/09


Actually neither being correct.
The old meaning of the word was to "catch" in a non-approved way, used for theft.
A cop was the act of catching a thief, and a Cop'per was the person who did the catching of the thief.

Cop as a term is seldom used now, except where a guy can "Cop a feel".
I think the American term is "Grope".”

“"Better slow down.... There's a grope car" � LOL

I dunno. How do you deal with an injured animal, Maple? You know how they'll lash out at anyone, even their owners if they are seriously messed up.... perhaps moreso if they've sustained a head injury. Throw a towel over their head to neutralize them?

I've seen where covering their eyes can calm them down, too. So there could be a double benefit.

Yet another reason to always bring a towel!


(Hitchhikers' Guide / Saturday 9/8c on Sci Fi)

”

“not sure what your talking about tilt, but yes. when dealing with any injured animal can be the worst kind and scary kind. covering their eyes is a great thing to do to calm them down. but still be careful!
I got bite by a cat with a broken back. I had no clue the cat could still reach out that far. glad I had heavy duty gloves on..poor thing :(”

“LOL...then there is the old story about the Georgia State Patrol officer (I am sure its been retold with other departments) who pulls the lady over one night.

As he comes up to her window she exclaims,"Look I am sorry I am in a hurry listen if you want I will buy 20 tickets to your Policeman's Ball if you let me go."

The trooper without thinking said, "Mam I am a Georgia State Trooper, we don't have Balls."

There was a quiet moment, the trooper closed his ticket book and walked away as the lady lost it laughing. (LOL)

I know the feeling of the whole ticket thing. But I also have seen the other side. Had a really close friend whose wife was a teacher. She worked with mentally challenged students and almost NEVER sped. Very careful driver,but one night on the way home she got in a rush. She hit a wet spot in the road and spun out.

At 32 years old this incredibly beautiful woman left a husband and two children. They never did see the body (I hope). When she hit the tree her car collided so hard her seat was in the rider's side. We spent 20minutes cutting her out and I got to hold her hand as she died on the stretcher.

The really tough part was that I had to go with the Deputy to her house and tell her family she had been killed.

Sadly you do that once or twice and it really gets you. I have made that type of trip more times than I care to count.”

“lOl @ the joke.
I did not get a speeding ticket.
:)”

“any last min advise before I go to traffic court today?

what about bail money? yo'll gonna bail me out RIGHT???”

“If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.”

“DORK refresh my memory...is this the traffic ticket...or the 12 people they found in the basement?

On traffic ticket, offer to take the "defensive Driver's" course.

12 People in the basement...tell the court you were planning on inviting Jeff Dahmer over and then found out he was dead.”

“Shut up stovie good luck sorry i cant help with bail money let us know your addy so we can write you in jail!”

“i was turning left and this guy coming towards trying to beat the light and i had to jerk the wheel to avoid getting hit. turner went off. I got a ticket for :(

LOL Div...bake me a cake ok?”

“For not having a turn signal on?????

Okay so what sort of fine you looking at?

Hell in South Carolina turn signals are less than optional (LOL)”

“it was $120.00 fine plus god only knows what else they will think of.

oh plus points and my insurance will go up.
and ya wonder WHY I am fighting this!!”

“Why not use your 'Gomez' troll, tiltypoo? LOL
last edited: 7/14/09 6:20:47 AM”

“Tilt is that a nazi pig?”

“Dork, I suggest learning how to drive in a safe lawfull way, would stop these many tickets.”

“Sigh... oh well it was a fun few mins...

have fun palying by yourself.”

“I look forward to hearing your version of the judges ruling.
last edited: 7/14/09 6:55:37 AM”

“My wife had a similar accident. Cyclist, as one with a motor, went around traffic using the left turn lane as the light turned yellow and plowed into her.

She got an $80 fine and 'court supervision' at the muni court. Means didn't go on the record.”

“Stovie...shut up...sheesh...if ya can't be nice, why do ya post?...nora ...what kind of cake ya want?”

“On traffic ticket, offer to take the "defensive Driver's" course.

will that keep it off driver's record? (yes, i know, laws vary from state to state, so just tell me what you think) i have a speeding ticket i dont want on my record. i finally got my license down to zero points and i want to keep it that way”

“i was turning left and this guy coming towards trying to beat the light and i had to jerk the wheel to avoid getting hit. turner went off. I got a ticket for :(


Could you translate? The turner went off and you got a ticket. I don't follow. Was there an accident?

I think you're saying you were going to turn left before the light turned red. As it was changing, maybe to yellow, someone hurried through it from the other direciton, you yanked the wheel to avoid getting hit, then maybe turned or didn't, not clear on that and maybe your blinker wasn't on? Am I in the ballpark?”

“Div, no. ;-)”

“Plead not guilty with right of explanation. Enact the little scenario with the model cars. the judge will tell you you are guilty and would you like to attend driving school. You pay $120 and go to driving school for two nights if you haven't gone in the last 6 mos. (otherwise you probably don't qualify). It's doesn't go on your record. You may or may not see an increase on your insurance (they find out about the accident, regardless of the verdict, and that makes you more of a liability).

At least that's how it works in CA.”

“LOL you are correct day. no accident. I jerked the wheel and the blinker went off. I guess that is when the officer saw me.

div...chocolate will do just fine!”

“rosey it is a moving violation”

“I don't think it matters.”

“Off with her head!”