JACKASS - the movie

“Johnny Knoxville and his crew of crazies take the concept of the MTV show "Jackass" - a bunch of guys doing dangerous and disturbing stunts just to see what happens - and turns it into a movie, where they can get away with more than they could on TV, including a climactic stunt of immense insanity.
MPAA Rating: R for (for dangerous, sometimes extremely crude stunts, language and nudity).

Who is looking forward to seeing this movie as much as Artex?”

“Artex da man!”

“Dude, I am so there on opening night!!!!! :-)”

“i don't know if i could handle a whole movie! i could barely watch the show...it totally stresses me out, LOL.

know what other show stresses me out? Trading Spaces. last week, i saw one where one of the crazy decorator women SPRAY-PAINTED some people's couch HOT-PINK!! i couldn't believe it.”

“That Doug dude flames everything on that show... it stresses me out too.”

“i'll be there friday.”

“Lyra, I LOVE Trading Spaces, but it is stressfull. Buddha is right too, Doug is the worst stress decorator of all.

As far as Jacka$$, personally, I can't wait. I think that stuff is hilarious . . . disturbing, but hilarious. It's that whole frightening but pleasurable thing.”

“Doug sucks and Jackass kicks butt.”

“I hate how Doug never lets his home owners have opinions. He always throws hissy-fits if they don't like his ideas.”

“Doug pisses me off!”

“I can't wait for the JA movie! More dumb kids are gonna cripple themselves, let's hope for some castrations to get them out of the gene pool”

“about as entertaining as wrestling.”

“I can't watch Trading Places either. In one show, they painted a brick fireplace purple. Mostly I cringe at the things that they do.”

“How dare you guys even think of posting Trading Spaces and Jackass in the same thread!!! Shame on you! Better be careful or Johnny Knoxville and his boys will come to your house and drink your toilet water.”

“johnny knoxville was on conan tonight. it's gonna be good, i know it.”

“I'm never too sure about Doug, but I dig Vern's style. And I am a closet jackass viewer also.... I'll at least rent the video.”

“dang, B. Bear. The He-Man Woman-Haters are going to suspend your ass if they catch you watching a DECORATING show!”

“i wouldn't call it so much "decorating" as "ruining." hehe! i'm glad you guys share my love/hate relationship with that show. i watched it practically all day Sunday...and realized that whatever the people say NOT to do, the "decorators" seem unable to avoid doing.”

“Yeah that Doug guy needs a stun gun to deter him! But the nice Asian designer, Vern? did a great job with a canopy over a sleigh bed. I might try that trick in my daughter's room.”

“the one where he did icicles? that one was really cool! i did notice that the husband said, "oh, so those are removable?" LOL!
or maybe i'm not thinking of the same one...”

“Yes, the husband was underwhelmed, I would say. My husband liked the room, though. He hated the blue train bunkroom. I guess he and I are more alike than I thought.”

“Did you see the Trading Spaces where they glued straw all over the people's walls? And they had a toddler! I'd #&%!$ slap my neighbors and sue the network over that one.”

“oh, the train thing was horrendous! and what i didn't get about Vern's design was why he'd think of icicles for a bed, though. frigid much? LOL!

i didn't see that one, Violin...sounds classic. yesterday there was one where they nailed 2x4s all around the walls. why, i don't know.”

“Yes I saw that one too. My sister in law has to watch this show whenever she is at my house. She (no kids) thought the straw was a great idea! I thought like you, that they should sue the show and torture the designer by making him watch Barney for three days straight.”

“Oh you're evil LyndyS. NOT Barney! That's cruel and unusual.”

“Are there auditions for this movie? I would like to be an extra.”

“I saw the movie. Pop came out of my nose twice (no kidding). I have NEVER laughed harder at any movie I've ever been to. If this flick doesn't make over 100 million, this country crazy.

BTW - I am now preparing to try some of those stunts at home. :)

JACKASS!”

“I can't wait to see this. Is the part where the fat guy gets ripped off the couch funny?”

“I am really pumped about this flick also. If I don't catch it this weekend (I'm moving, so that may stop me), I'll definitely see it next week.”

“im going at 4pm”

“It was ok newgirl, there were much more funny parts.

Hint - Don't leave when the credits start rolling.”

“I heard on the radio about the guy who puts the toy car in his arse.

ARTEX - next weekend?! You're letting me down man.”

“No, no, no, next week. I still may go this weekend, depends on how much time this move is going to take me. I'm pretty hellbent on seeing this, trust me.. but unfortunately, moving my crap has to take priority.”

“It's been about 1 hour, and I'm ready to go see it again.”

“Oh man, I wish there was a movie theater in town. I'm totally tempted to make the drive tonight.”

“If I was there, it would be our first date NG.”

“I saw the movie after work.
Sick sick sick, and totally tasteless.

I almost wet myself laughing so hard!!”

“Ok I have to go see it!

8)”

“It would be such a sweet date Buddha. Jackass and you! LOL!”

“Jackass is an awesome movie... totally disgusting! I'll never look at snowcones the same way... or wasabi, or bottlerockets, or toy cars

PS. 1st time I ever found a papercut funny”

“Oh man! This is like torture for me! I can not wait!”

“I'm going to see it this Thursday with a totally hot chick!!

Sucks she's married though.”

“Why are going to a movie w/ a married chick?”

“I work with her, and though she's hands off, I can still look! :-)”

“When you moved this past weekend, did you fall down the steps and knock something loose? Taking a married 'chick' to see JACKASS?

So, she really thinks you're seeing "Tuck Everlasting," right?”

“**looks up while whistling**”

“Just got back from seeing it! FUNNIEST MOVE EVER!!!!!!! I have never laughed so hard in my entire life!

GO SEE IT!!!!”

“Oh, we already know that. What we want to know is how you made out with the hot married chick. ;o)”

“Ha ha ha! Sorry, got nowhere. Kind of like looking at the Hope Diamond behind plexiglass. She did grab me several times last night during the movie, which was cool. ;-)”

“i going here at 7;fityyyy!”