WTF

“I've known some women to really want it, but this is a little over the top.


MODESTO, California (Reuters) - A California woman who allegedly flew into a rage and bit her husband repeatedly after he refused to have sex with her is being held on charges that police say may eventually include murder.


Modesto police said that Kelli Pratt, 45, attacked her 65-year-old husband Arthur on October 7, holding him down and biting him some 20 times after a dispute over sex.


"Most of the bites were confined to his arm and his abdomen and a few were very deep with major tissue damage," Sargeant Al Carter of the Modesto police told a television news reporter Thursday.


The Modesto Bee newspaper reported that Arthur Pratt, whose skin was covered with more than 20 deep tooth marks, died Sunday at a local hospital and that the local forensic pathologist believes the bites are the likely cause of death.


"He (the husband) was able to dial 911 (emergency) that night," Carter told the newspaper. "We have a tape recording of him screaming while she was biting him. When officers arrived, he was screaming that he'd been assaulted. She fought with the officers and tried to bite them, too."


Arthur Pratt had a history of medical problems including diabetes, heart and circulation problems. An official ruling on the possible homicide charge is awaiting toxicology tests, which could determine whether the bites caused an infection that proved fatal, the Bee said.


Carter said police were already persuaded that "his death was a direct result of being bitten."


"I've seen cases where dogs have bitten kids, and blood loss or infection led to death," Carter said. "I've never heard of anyone being bitten to death (by a human) before."


Kelli Pratt is currently being held in Modesto, about 90 miles east of San Francisco, on charges of elder abuse, domestic violence and assault on a police officer.”

“I think it was probably consentual.”

“Hannah Lecter!”

“It sure wasn't consensual!

Oh ha ho ha ho!

(Drum roll)”

“She BIT him to death.


Talk about an animal!

Whew!”

“or cuntsensual.

(hmmm, wonder if that'll clear the censor)”

“Hey, I like a woman with good teeth, but... puh-LEEZE!”

“Even more remarkable is that she had multiple sclerosis and sometimes uses a wheelchair.

The police believe she may have mental problems.”

“Modesto, CA - Home to Rep. Gary Condit and Hannah Lecter. Must be something in the water......”

“"We made a videotape of her afterward, because it was a domestic violence case, and she refused to wash up, so she basically looks like a vampire with blood all over her face and teeth," Carter said. "She still had other things in her teeth, too -- flesh, chunks of it, while we filmed."”

“NOT! Sounds more like hate bites.
Wonder if there was previous domestic abuse happening.”

“No wonder so many TT'ers are single or divorced! Who out there have been dating womens like that? lol”

“"She still had other things in her teeth, too -- flesh, chunks of it, while we filmed."


I'm just savoring that line...”

“I've dated and married a few pushy women in my time, but thank God I missed Hannah Lecter! Phew!

Pushy and chewy. Sounds like the Itchy and Scratchy Show.”

“At least if your mauled by a bear or lion or something, it's like dieing with your boots on. To be mauled by a woman cause you got a limp Johnson...... Now that's embarrassing.”

“I'm sure that she is evil now! If he had decided to satisfy her, she would have just killed him when she was done. Maybe she is a vampire. I can't figure out why she waited around for the cops. Hannibal would have been long gone.”

“So she's kinda like a Black Widow Spider?”

“Almost sounds to me like she is a black widow! Ooo.... that was bad.

But c'mon! Biting? That's just sick.”

“Not only is Modesto home to Condit and Hannah Lecter but also our very own TT hotties.

Mtn Mo and Hikerchic.”

“I don't think I'll be travelling there any time soon.

"She still had other things in her teeth, too -- flesh, chunks of it, while we filmed."


And you thought the blair witch was scary!”

“Blair Witch was a comedy.”

“She's not going to jail....she's going to plead (at least her lawyers) insanity. She's going to the nut house for a few years for observation, and then she's going to be free. You gotta love America.”

“My wife has MS should I be skeerd? :-)”

“Only if she bites.”

“Maybe she'll move NORTH after she gets out, eh Stan?



Hey, a LITTLE biting can be nice.

It was just a case of Too Much Of A Good Thing, <G>.”

“and i KNOW i AM sceerd!”

“This woman was obviously infectd with the alien parasite that we in the know call ARGO-FANTILINE 3.

This parasite has been accidentally introduced into the northern california area by an escaped alien-human hybrid.

When my organization recently tracked this hybrid down an destroyed it, we unintentionally released a cloud of alien hybrid virus into the atmosphere near Modesto.

The effects have been calculate to be short-lived, since the human immune system can fight the virus off quickly due to its similary to the virus that causes warts. The problem, however, is that while a human is infected, he or she develops the following symptoms:

1. Loss of appetite
2. Occasional nightsweats
3. Strong sexual compulsion
4. Strengthened jaw muscles
5. Praying mantis syndome

If you have any questions, please email me. Sparky@engineer.com”

“Wow... sometimes you say just a couple words to your sweet heart, and you just wish you could take them back. You can spend the rest of your life (however much is left) regretting it.

Moral, think long and hard before you utter those two little words: "eat me."”

“lol!”

“Tilt, the laws in Canada are pretty lame too...lots of criminals know how to abuse the system. Lots of murderers, child abusers etc. are free and walking the streets. Sucks.”

“'Innocent by reason of insanity' verdicts came under much scrutiny down here after John Hinkley's and Mark Chapman's shenanigans in the 80s. I don't know what the state of play is today. Another verdict I've heard of is 'guilty, but insane'.

It's an old problem... the recurring dilemma re: how someone Must be insane to commit such crimes. Do they "appreciate the wrongfulness of their actions"...? Did they at the time? Did this appreciation wax and wane from one instant to the next?

I hear it can be a Real Mess to try and sort out. When in doubt, I favor of "life without the possibility of parole".”

“Probably Marv Alpert in drag again.
Anyone know for sure where he was on this day?”

“Speaking of WTF....anybody seen this website?

Discuss. Be specific.”

“somebody has WAY too much time on their hands”

“luv it”

“


   I got brickels in my britches
But I stayed there anyway.

”

“Cool art project.”

“I began to wonder if that was supposed to be a keyhole (somewhat oversized) after seeing the key further along in the proceedings.

As to why the 'spawn' had forks sticking outta their heads ----- I'm still working on that.

I think the moral is.... Don't blindly act on what you see written on toilet paper.”