Progressive Dating

“This is amusing:

I attended a "progressive dating" event this evening (30 guys, 30 girls, you have 3 minutes to talk to each girl, and if they pick you, and you pick them, you exchange emails, and then try to arrange a date), and had mucho fun.

In 3 minutes, you try to dexcribe yourself, and she tries to describe herself. Anybody into money (about half), I told them that quote - "I'd rather spend money on gear, than on a woman". Boy did I get some funny looks, and it was so darned entertaining.

It was pretty much a complete waste of time, and I look forward to viewing the emails of the poor misguided women that sent them my way, and camping out in my backyard again this evening.

Mohahahahahaha!”

“Misguided is right! lol Just kidding!

One of our local 24 hour grocery stores had a singles night! RFL, wonder what they did? Practice their favorite one liners in the produce isle??? lol

I got a call from one my favorite customers today. She's a lonely widow and calls to let me know that she got the "slip" in the door for her oil delivery and we talk for about ten minutes. She bought a new 2003 car with heated leather seats. She was out "gallavanting" when she got her delivery. I told she wasn't fooling me and that she was out cruising guys. She was probably terrorizing those young construction guys along the highway. ;o) She goes on-line around 9pm and recently found a dating service but she says they're all too young. Too fun!!

Gotta love it!”

“BB,
What do you need a "progressive dating" shindig for anyway. What about all those hot adventure racing bar girls you hang out with? Anyway, have fun camping in your backyard!
Also known as dhutch. Not a troll :) just at home for a change.

Hey you didn't hike out of Jordan did you? I could have saved you a couple of hours sleep if you needed a ride to your car. Hopefully you were parked at the bridge.
Have a good night.

Shanedoggy says achoo!”

“"I'd rather spend money on gear, than on a woman".

I like that attitude. That’s a man with his priorities in order.”

“Did you try the "I'm the kind of guy that listens to his own drummer, who doesn't like to follow others and would rather do things my own way and not do things in a predictable and orderly fashion. Like dating... I'd rather screw first then go for dinner and dancing."”

“. . . .regressive dating? And if yes, what is regressive dating?!”

“It's a crock alright. I went to one of them "progressive dating" nights but instead of 30 women there were 50, and I didn't get one date!”

“Hey dhutch! email me and tell me how I can get yer stuff back to ya. I have your pots and water bladder!”

“I'm sure I'd get a date.

Out of sympathy, no doubt!”

“Too many people want their Kate and Edith, too...”

“Seems like a lot of TT'ers have trouble establishing and maintaining relationships.

Go figure?!?”

“A dood with weed is a catch indeed.”

“Speaking of establishing relationships, how'd the blind date go???? Hmmmmm??? Do tell!”

“It rained last night, and my malibu didn't tuen into a BMW. At least I still have my gear beeeeeyathes!”

“Does the phrase, 'Tounge-n-cheek' mean anything to you?

Well it means something else to the rest of us.”

“So you french kissed her?”

“She really must have been blind.”

“She was blind.”

“....spend money on gear....

That all depends on your definition of "gear".”

“Guess that means that you're progressively dating more gear, or maybe you're progressively dating less money!”

“hehehe... I'd like to take a look in Tom's "gear" closet. ;o)”

“Good luck dude I hope you score!!!!!!

8)”

“Is there such a thing as regressive dating?”

“I asked that earlier, no one could answer the question.”

“Next time Buddah, cut through the chase and have everyone attend the meeting naked. That way, everyone knows what they're getting.”

“I thought this thread looked familiar.”