long johns

“anyone use that mountain hardwear stuff with the silver and zinc sewn in?
heard some good things, no bad yet. there's gotta be someone with a complaint. let's hear it.”

“I havent but probably should, the smell of wet wool makes me horny and keeps me awake all night!”

“Stay out of the sheep pastures DOM, it'll clear right up!”

“BAAAAAAH!!!!”

“I f the silver and zinc are in there to inhibit smell, it does work. THe clothes will smell nice and clean, and you will still stink.”

“"Oh, hell, we'll never get the smell off the fish!"
Sorry Treebait, I REALLY. REALLY, REALLY am VERY sorry. I'm sure you'll agree!”

“Hey, lay off the Woolite shooters, dude!”

“ah come on... what could be more natural then wool? all you have to do is say those three little words and it will last a lifetime... "I LOVE EWE"”

“I like the silks!”

“well, i learned my lesson last year. i don't care how good they are at wicking, it's gonna be wet in there so im wearing one pair and carrying an extra pair for camp. im not gonna be cold and wet if i can help it.
that mountain hardwear stuff fits me a little better than the capilene and the guy at the store said they all swore off capilene after this stuff came out, but it's also a lot more money so he could have been lying.”

“Sunshine, tell me more about silks. I have been thinking about getting a set of silks myself. Do they work as well as synthetic, or stink as bad? Do yours have part polyester or something to make them stretchy, or what? They would HAVE to feel good, as I LOVE the feel of silk... Whether I'm wearing it, or someone else is.
Heh, Heh, Heh.”

“spider-lover......”

“I love my capilene long johns, they feel very silky.”

“I have the patagonia mid-weight capilene and i love it. It works great ..no complaints at all.”