HMWHC conspiracy

“My organization recently came into possession of a secret memo from the HMWHC. I warn you, the following may be disturbing to sensitive readers.

Meeting Announcement: HMWHC

HMWHC meets 1st Tues each month 7pm

Attention Members of the HMWHC!
We need to call a special meeting to discuss the security breech made by a handful of enlightened feminists who have managed to expose our operations to exploit, oppress and in a thousand little ways annoy women--despite our ongoing Campaign Backlash!

A few of these women have managed to escape our sustained conditioning of their consciousness to make them passive, servile and obsequious--even though we start doing our role brainwashing at birth.

Yes these women have even made public statements about how women, in general (but not them) are such mindless idiots to have so easily fallen for our schemes for thousands of years. And we have to agree that if women weren't such empty-headed bimbos, we wouldn't have gotten away it for so long.

It gets worse. They have figured out that American Democracy is a farce, a facade. We don't really have political leaders elected by the voting electorate--the majority of which are women. Our political system doesn't really make laws, run the courts and send our boys off to war. NO! They know its really us! They know that women have no real political power--It's men--us, the patriarchy--who do it all behind the scenes.

Damn. How did they find out? (You know we did try to find a representative to send over to these exceptional feminists to find out how they are seeing right through us--but we can't find a man among us who isn't afraid of a strong women. Yikes!).

So men, we have to meet if we're gonna save the male empire or at least to continue our inherent right to leave the toilet seat up.

-- B.B.

P.S. The cosmetics, liposuction and bulimia committees will meet afterwards to discuss this month's inroads in destroying women's health. Also expected is this years final report on ways to crush women's spirits while getting the media to blame the victim.”

“LOL!

Now I'd bet money that Little Bird=Buddha Bear.

Dude, you've got a good sense of humor!”

“It's not me. If I were to troll as a bird, i'd be big bird.”

“Women are too worried about their small tits and big asses to organize anything.

Can i get a frosted tint and an Amen!”

“Bacpac, you recovered from your bite wounds?”

“Pushy women too, don't forget pushy women. I married or had relationships with most of them I think. Mighta missed a couple.

Oh yeah, that one that broke through the outer sanctum yesterday. I never dated her. How did I ever miss her? Must be losing my touch.

Shoot, she still wants an appointment with me. Maybe I can still work her in to make it a complete sweep.”

“Geobeet, do you hire writers?”

“For my paper or this board?

Yes for the paper, although the pay, well, the company calls it pay, I don't. It's a pittance!

For this board I write it myself.”

“I need a new career. I like to write...but I know I can't a living (and put five kids through college) as a writer...

* sigh *”

“You sure couldn't even come close working for our outfit. And JRC owns everything in these parts, including the Lansdale Reporter. They skim off the profits and leave behind the rotting corpse.”

“Dang Fritz, I feel bad. I shot your journalism career down before it even started.”

“:)”

“You could still do it. You just couldn't eat is all.”

“Wow.


Damn near humorous.


Bastards!”