Hey Mapleleaf

“Joe Cool, I would love for you to come forward and tell us your true self.
I dont post threads to myself.

unless its fritz on the prowl again LOL”

“T-shirt thread”

“ok but only if you dont yell at me!!!



I'll fed ex tom!!
I PROMISE!!!!!”

“Please do.”

“Yea....and you won't be one of the "cool" people like Geobeet and me.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.”

“great so i get yelled at by Geo.
JERK”

“Just looking out for ya. Treebeard seems to be laying down on the job this week.”

“he has been working over time every night. till 10:00pm
It sux!!!”

“Still working on that move?”

“yes. He cant wait till its over. Nor can I”

“Maybe he likes hanging with lawyers.”

“can you help me out? I need to acquire a NYC phone book, do you have one (even an old one) that you could part with?”

“What do you need a phone book for?”

“sure, email me your addy and i will mail one out to you.”

“Mapleleaf wait, don't do it, he is a spy, he wants to kill all the NYers by phoning them and whispering hypnotic words turning them into killing machines. I saw this on a cartoon show just yesterday!”

“I think he just needs to reach somthing on the top shelf.”

“5'4" and he has a new truck, and when you see the work truck, all you see is the top of his baseball hat. I was gonna wrap the phone book up and give it to him as a present. We are always doing goofy stuff to each other here at my office.”

“Yeah that makes sense Must Hike, since the phone directories are all online now.”

“is that he can use it as a booster seat.”

“Yes but why does it have to be a New York phone book?”

“Lots of people = Thick book”

“But it will prob cost Maple $20 in shipping to mail the dang thing!”

“you've got mail.

and to the rest of you...PHTTTTTT~~~~ =[:-p”

“How many people live in NYC? The
phone book must look like the Encycliopedia Britanica!”

“if you want, I can issue a ups call tag, you will need to send me your addy in that case.”

“the nyc phone book is HUGE!!! It must be at least 3-4" thick.”

“naw don't sweat it. think of it as a gift from my cheap company to you :*

can i do it on Friday or is this a rush?


ps, i think its funny!”

“heck, what do you think my kids used to sit on at the dinner table?

pillows?”

“And that is just the yellow pages...”

“I used to have mine in the kitchen, I had 3 of them and used them as foot stools.

Thanks.

PS...when I come back to NY, can you get me a date with a hot redhead who will have recently been to Istanbul?”

“you may have to get in line and do your own bidding. for i fear she may be stolen :(”

“You have mail”

“ok ill will go look”

“It's a phone book, Maple.”

“everyone has email.”

“Ms. Mapleleaf, the old history teacher, had a dirty mouth. She was always saying something off color or suggestive. One day after class, Sally approached her desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Ms. Mapleleaf," she said, "we are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with them anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal." Ms. Mapleleaf remained silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed her.

The next day as everyone arrived in class, Ms. Mapleleaf was reading the newspaper. The bell rang, but she continued to read. Finally, she looked up and said, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and #&%!$ the servicemen over there for $100 a day." All at once the girls got up and headed for the door. "Wait a minute!" shouted Ms. Mapleleaf. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"”

“did I just block you by mistake?”

“Where's ol' treebeard?
Be sure a tell him to check out the 'Not so innocent' thread.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.....”

“UMMM NO!”

“Yo Mapleleaf,

Do you still need to borrow ski poles or does Tom Terrific have a pair for you?!?

I am getting totally PSYCHED!!!

Are you and Treebeard getting excited?!?”

“Prob not in the same way you are!”

“yes bobo i still need the poles, also does anyone have an extra fleece liner for tree?

getting very excited (yes and even in the same way)

LOL stovie.
I started packling last night. got most all of the gear reeady!”

“I'm excited. Nearly popping out of my pants, Bobo!”

“Run for your livers!
Tree is channeling Nigal now!”

“yeah...I am excited. not sure if I'm poppin out of my pants though...”

“Try it, Gem! It's fun, fun, fun!!!!”

“ladies dont POP and tell.”

“Treebeard, Mr. Poppin' Fresh!

Hahaha - If Tom Terrific is heading up to your place, I'm sure he'll have an extra fleece for ya. Or since Treedude is all rammy, go chase down a sheep and make your own wool!”

“yeah that was one thing we forgot to get. no time to get it now. i have extras at home but just throws not liners. we be cool :)”