CMB needs your help

“Crazy Mike Backpacks needs your support. Some malicious trolls have taken to defiling his good name with slurs and vulger impersonations. One troll in particular is pretending to be CMB asking for asspack partners. This CANNOT go on! We must rally together now to save our good neighbor's name.”

“Hey, that troll is gonna hike with me in the spring and give me some 200-year-old scotch and Fidel Castro's personal stash of seegars.”

“I wish bad things to all trolls that use my name!

Screw trolls!!!!!!

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“that's right geobeet, i will bring that scotch and cigars....help us prevent this abuse.....

trolls suck”

“God $am the troll!!!!!!!!

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“200 year-old-scotch and Fidel Castro's personal stash of seegars on Dolly Sods ... priceless!”

“WE know who's who around here.... and there's ONLY ONE CMB!

NO ONE else can compare......

we all know he's the PIMP man!

LOL!”

“Help me catch these trolls!!!!”

“Screw trolls!!!!!!

Crazy Mike Backpacks
05:47:10 PM
10/22/02


Crazy Mike wants to screw CM Asspackes?”

“Thank you 13.

Dam the trolls to hell!!!!!

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“LOL @ 3mph!!!!!!!!!!!”

“No I don't think so!

8)”

“Where is Crazy Mike Asspacks and Crazy Mike Assnacks?”

“Troll Talkers, I mean Trail Talkers, please please STOP the reckless slander of this worthy hiker's name! Whatever happened to honor and decency?”

“You should hear the decency out of his mouth in camp.”

“You rang?”

“Yo wassup man?? You are so PIMP!!!”

“You keep my tongue and the baloon know it's lickin' out of this!

8)”

“No, you so PIMP! Yo!

8)”

“WTF?”

“Multiple personalities I suspect. Must be some mighty fine scotch!”

“Have you ever tasted scotch out of a chicks eye-wink? It's sooooooo pimp!

8)”

“It's the best 200 year old scotch I've ever had. I'll be sure to bring it on our next trip.”

“Cool! Pimp!

8)”

“Hey Crazy Mikes, wanna join me for a hike next weekend? I know some little used trails.”

“Talkin and walkin wit da trolls!”

“Black Olives on Pizza..... ummmmmmmmm!

8)”

“The purpose of this thread is along the same lines as holding an AA meeting at the local bar.”

“Shooo trolls, shoo. Leave Crazy Mike alone. Back to Troll Haven with ya. Scat!”

“You said scat.”

“Yeah Artex, I think Mike's multiple personalities are going through the DTs or something akin to it.”

“That's gross Artex”

“Hey, I didn't say it! :-P”

“What has CMB ever done to you guys, sheese, leave him alone already.”

“Let me know where those torlls live I'll drop some doo doos in their path.”

“Crazy Mike is a popular guy. He has more trolls than anyone else and they hang on his every word.

I bet when he craps they are there to smell it.”

“Don't take this one for granted! Mike is the glitter that is held on by the glue which holds the Hoosier National Forest together. Under no circumstances will he be your pawn. He is here for one purpose and one purpose alone: to make things a little more complicated than they need to be. Need something done? Better have a year of time set aside, my friend. The current emperor has more red tape around him than a hastily festooned Christmas tree. He's the fun-lovin', absent-minded, goof de jure with a penchant for frosty nights and frostier morns. What does this all mean??? Don't even freakin' ask. Mike's crazier than a carnivorous sofa.”

“Your backpack is talking, did you check to see if there is a turd in it, because it sounds like it full of $h!t!”

“I think it's "goof de jour".”

“du jour”

“You poeple are just too much!

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“With all the profanity censorship, how does a name like Asspackes get approved?”

“maybe i'm wrong, but it seems like the profanity censor doesn't apply to the handles...there's someone named "sh-t," i do believe. i don't know why it wouldn't apply, though...”

“What an offensive name!”

“Hey shit, you're stealing my show!”

“I got a headache just reading this thread and trying to keep up with all the different trolls.”