I am ULTRAPacker

“Alright TTers, its confesion time. I guess things got a little out of hand, who could have seen.

I am ULTRAPacker. I've hiked with most of yall and you know me mostly as a mild mannered Clerk Kent type. But under the surface im

SUPERTroll

Didnt mean to offend anyobody here, love you all. Now that I'm coming out with my trolling, I'm also a couple other trollls to. Guess?”

“Well I never! =)”

“"g"”

“Just in case you don't believe me, I'm posting under this handle.”

“I knew it all along!

(yeah, Right)”

“The real Dude spells a lot better than this guy.”

“you are an ultra-buttpacker alright”

“Don't fall for it! This is just Violin up to his tricks!”

“Violin doesn't usually show up on this board this early.”

“these are the trolls of our lives......”

“shut UP! that was some really good trolling...i don't think anyone ever even suggested you. now i'll be able to sleep at night...”

“LYRA!!!?!?!

Have some coffee and then read this thread again.”

“Don't fall for it.

"walkingdude" is not "walkindude"”

“OH! walkindude's name is spelled wrong. sheesh!! i'm never going to know, am i?

and by the way, whose Halloween incarnation am i speaking to?”

“Welcome to the club man.”

“Can ya guess?”

“umm...Lyndy??”

“I guess it takes a torller to spot a torll. :)”

“Yeah! I set up Haunted Trail of the Dead Trolls, but I guess it was too long because I couldn't get the password Matt sent to work and he never responded to my email. Not that it should be a big priority of his, since it is a troll name.”

“freakin' trolls!! ;-)”

“It's just for Halloween.

So lyra, how many troll names are tucked away in your email memory?”

“trolls? moi??? surely you jest.”

“Violin gave me the password, tehe! besides that, the only other handle i have is my stupid last-year's halloween name, leer-a. i figure at least a few people should refrain from trolling...otherwise, this board would literally explode.
;-)”

“Hey lyra! How 'bout Draculyra? It kind of sounds like W trying to say "nuclear".”

“I think that poor Mike will, at the very least!”

“Walkindude is strangely silent.”

“DRACULYRA!! i love it! :-) and what about you, Aero? are you going with Scaero, or branching out?”

“I was thinking Scaerocrow. I need a good troll name though. AER0, aer0, areo, hmmmm so many to choose from.”

“OK, i give up, I'm the real ULTRApacker.

Finally the weight is off my shoulders”

“Scaerocrow is cute! or, you could be Satan's Little Helper...tehehe!
;-)”

“Couple things about the Walkin Dude. Like George Washington he never tells a lie. Unless its to a cherry tree. But he's sly as a fox, or a New England Yankee, take yer pick.

Know what he done? He added one letter to his name and admitted to his trolling. Done fessed up and told the truth. But sly dudewalker that he is, he threw us off by adding a letter to his name. Corrected his spelling, so to say. Sly dude knew us dumbos would all assume its not the real dude. What a master.”

“OK, I confess. I did it behind the barn with.....hold it! Wrong confession.”

“I AM SPARTICUS!”

“I AM (Who the he11 am I?)”

“I AM CONFUSED”

“I is, I'm popeye the sailor man.

popeye.”

“What to say what to say!!!!!!


8o”

“I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam

I'm Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)”

“It's always the mild-mannered ones who make the wildest trolls. Way to go WD!”

“He sure has been quiet since starting this thread last night.”

“beer and 3mph - walkindude did not start this thread. walkingdude is an imposter.”

“They've said that about him before. But the Dude is as real as they get.”

“ok, i just got bored....”

“Snow Nymph told me to check out this thread. This is the first I've opened it up.
Sorry to spoil the fun but no, I'm not ultrapacker. I'm just boring me.”

“Sigh.

Everyone has someone...

Except me..."
ULTRAPacker
07:22:38 PM
10/11/02

Just in case yall don't believe me, This clip came off a Blind Date" thread. At the time this was posted I in the truck heading up to Crazy Mikes House for the Michigan trip.


I was looking for other posting by Ultra packer while the Michigan trip was going on. Didn't find any. That could possibly mean the Ultra packer was on the Michigan (or Maine) trip.”

“I didn't expect this kind of detective work from walkindude.

I will be more careful.”

“I vote for the Michigan trip.”

“crazy mike=ultrapacker?”

“I can honestly say no one has guessed me."
ULTRAPacker
03:56:34 PM
10/26/02”

“has any of the crazy mike trolls posted while he is hiking?”