Candy Corn

“Ambrosia or fruitcake for kids (seasonal & unwelcome)?”

“Easiest way to a fructose high!”

“i used to think they were hideous and disgusting...but last year i tried them, and actually liked them!

they're no comparison to chocolate trick-or-treat candy, but hey.”

“We call them:
"Tri-color sugar cubes"


Dawn”

“Sugar
Sugar sugar
Sugar sugar”

“I like to see the little children chock on them”

“One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast.

Their waitress serves them their food, and the husband from Nebraska says, "could you pass the honey honey?" to whom his wife, hands over the honey.

Then, the husband from Kansas says "Could you pass the sugar sugar?" and she passes him the sugar.

The Iowan husband sits there for a minute, then looks at his wife and says "Wanna pass me the bacon, pig?"”

“and who would that pig be???

lyra, newgirl, lyndy, mapleleaf,
or was the pig a guy”

“That has to be my least fav of all the Halloween candy. Its like eating sweetened wax.”

“Chock? How does a kid chock on Candy corn, Devil? Could you mean CHOAK? Nothing worse than a troll who can't spell.

I, personally, enjoy the brown candy corn with the brown, chocolate, ends. YUM. All candy is good in my book...I can't think of a kind I don't like.”

“not CHOAK! ;-) i like the brown-ended ones, too, Sassy.

and i'm not sure, Devil, but it would probably be your mom. boo-yah!”

“I guess some of you people missed that episode of Sesame Street.”

“C-H-O-K-E....dangit Lyra, I wanted the Devil to start posting wishes for children to choak! =D”

“woah, i just had deja vu...spooky!”

“hay can we see your t!ts?”

“I like candy corn. My wife recently bought three bags of the mixed kind--some with chocolate, somewithout, and some of the pumpkins. And between me and the fice kids, not a single one of us likes the chocolate ones.

What's your address, Sass, I'll send 'em to ya!”

“Have you seen the giant Candy Corn? A woman at work had one on her desk and it looked like a half-pound, mutant, sugar-bomb. Bleh!”

“Candy corn? I've always called them "satanic kernels of death".”

“That stuff is nasty!

”

“LMAO!”

“Ahahahahahaha!”

“Hay doesn't have tits.

Fritz, I don't want all your picked over candy corn. Send it to Lyra! ;)”

“I like to stick them on my teeth and pretend I am a vampire.”

“Teeth, not nose!”

“Note to self: Bypass Rosey's and Violin's houses while out Trick-or-treating.”

“Whaaaat, You don't want one of my razor blade apples?”

“No way! I'm going down the street- I heard they have glass in the caramel corn!”