Somebody Is Messing W/ Me!

“Ya had me worried NG!”

“I was worried too! It's like I'm stretch thin these days, ready to SNAP.”

“just don't crackle and pop too, being a rice crispie would suck.”

“I think you may have a peeping Tom in your office. Some one may be intrigued with your "business."”

“Don't feed her paranoia Limpy. Netwatcher is a bare bones firewall, not spyware.”

“Let's blow up the computers and take a hike.”

“Buddha, that wasn't the real me. It's one of my trolls. Notice the l at the end.”

“A fake imitation at best.

GOD I hate trolls!”

“Awwww fer pete's sake, it's gettin' out of hand now!”

“You're pretty sneaky, I'll give you that. That sign-in looks real close to the real thing.”

“Just click on the name to figure out which newgirl is the torll. Only newgirl has info to certify that she is the real NewCoy!”

“Do we need any more evidence to BAN VIOLIN???



ps....LOL and all that....”

“Ban that Violin
Ban that sucker Violin
Ban damned Violin”

“Just to follow up on the privacy/spyware/infiltration of your computer issues, grc.com is a great resource.”

“NEWGIRL:

It is time to take on a new trailtalk name. We are not new anymore.”

“And the troll reveals herself! Okay, TT Trivia lovers, which TTer most often requests me to change my name, since she feels it is no longer suitable.”

“Do you want to chabge your name that is the ????????

8)”

“

AFLAC!”

“CMB, that first post is not from me. It is my newgirl troll. They are plaguing me the same as they've been bugging you, but I just figured out who mine is.”

“I know trolls suck but I am not going to let it get to me anymore!

So let them do what they want I just don't care anymore.

I hope you have been good newgirl and that you have been able to go backpacking.

8)”

“I've been extra good, but I haven't been able to go bping. I probably won't be able to get out 'til next summer now. I'm not up for any winter bping.”

“Newgirl (the real one):

There's no way to tell the real newgirl from the troll newgirl by looking at the sign-in name, since they both look identical. There is another way to tell if it's the Real You posting, but the reader has to take another step and the troll can mimick that also. Looks like the only way to make yorself trollproof now is to change your sign in name and make sure everyone knows it.”

“I'll never change my name! I want to remain new and fresh forever!”

“haha "Good troll" I crack me up

im too stupid to be a good troll!!!

anyone can tell by looking at the sign-in name, just look at the bottom of the lowercase "L" and see if it has a little hook, like this: l

but if it looks like a straight vertical bar, like this: I <<- that is an uppercase "i"

get it, got it, good.”

“Get lost you phony. I am the real troll number 81.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh, forgot who I am .....................”

“ok well I will admit to the peeping but I swear I didnt hack ngs puter or troll her.... does that help?”

“Newgirl, I, Lyndy, have asked you to change your name, but I am not the l troll, that honor belongs to another Mainiac hiker. But I don't know if he is doing your name or not. He was doing lizs, lyra, and tilt a few weeks ago.”

“I can't believe Matt allows those hacker links on his site.”

“The solution to this problem is to not go to Trail Talk on company time. It's already hard for your company to make a profit. To have thousands, yea even millions of slackards heading over to TT each day, that alone is enough to drive companies into bankruptcy and the US economy into recession. Get back to work and quit looking over your shoulder.
>
BTY, the Man is watching you.”

“I have never trolled newgirl.”

“Solitary, many of us are underutilized in our jobs and post on TT only when we have no work to do, or while monitoring processes that are running, etc.”

“however...? i'm waiting for the rest of that statement, Fritz!!”

“Which statement looks incomplete?”

“"I have never trolled newgirl."
hehe!”

“Whaddya want, lyra, the whole list? :)

I can assure you that my trolls are all pefect gentlemen. Well, mostly. Besides, there aren't that many of them. Certainly less than...like, a hundred or so.”

“just as i suspected! ;-)”

“LOL, so if it isn't you Fritz, then it is someone who learned a new trick. Someone who claims to have not known about this l thing before it was done to them a few weeks ago?”

“Okay, LyndyS, thanks for being up front. I guess it doesn't really matter. It's dumb to troll someone, because you think they are annoying or you don't like their screen name or whatever. I think my newgirl troll should just use his/her own name to say what they've got a problem w/, instead of being childish.

Solitary, my co. is making it just fine. It's very small and when I have work to do, I get busy and do it. The last wk. and 1/2, both myself and the other sec. worked like crazy on stuff. When I'm finished, I waste the hrs. away here. My boss pays for more internet hrs. that we never use, so I'm not costing extra money that way.

As far as the MAN watching me, I already knew that. Ever heard of the backwoods, MT, militia group, the Freemen? My grandpa is one of their ring leaders, I was indoctrinated about the MAN when I was like 4. I knew about him watching me before you ever heard of a militia group. I don't have to be worried, we've got hide outs. (LOL! My grandpa really is a Freemen, but this was just supposed to be funny. Nobody take this seriously.)”

“What a long, dumb week this has been.”

“Trolls lack personality, yet they crave attention.

It is a social disorder.

I crave attention, but I have personality :-)”

“Last time I downloaded a hack, it had a trojan attached to it. You can't trust anything out there anymore.”

“it wasnt a used trojan I hope!”

“Newgirl,
"I knew about him [the Man]watching me before you ever heard of a militia group."
>
How old are you dear? 21? 22? 23?
I bet it hasn't been five years since you got your last spanking?
Sassy young whippersnapper!!!!!!”

“So what's it like, living in a bunker? I think it'd be a little too closetrophobic for me.....

Remember, the Mayan calendar sez end of the world in 2012!

<VBG>”

“I was wrong, the torll who admitted to being MapleIeaf and was on the Maine trip was not the torlls Iizs, Iyra and TiIt, that person is still unknown, to me at least. I am sorry that someone was using your name NewgirI. I'm totally with you that trolls are funny as long as they are not causing trouble or embarassment, or are up front about who they really are.”

“so.... What happened to the other four?”

“Sorry, I don't understand, Tilt?”

“Lyndy1, Lyndy2, Lyndy3, Lyndy4?”

“BTW, I Ain't No Troll.

I'm posting from an undisclosed location because Chemicals of Mass Destruction are in use at the old homestead. The Weasel wasn't vigilant and accidently assisted fleas to broach the perimeter.

I thought I murdered all of the little bastards last month, but nooooooooo....”

“Yes, just WHO is Shadow Tilt?”